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4 Times Married

Tuesday, January 08, 2013      18 comments

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new h... Read more

Miss Beatrice

Monday, January 07, 2013      15 comments

Miss Beatrice, The church organist, Was in her eighties And had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quain... Read more

Brain Transplant

Sunday, January 06, 2013      14 comments

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.*I*m afraid I*m the bearer of bad news,* he said as he surveyed the worried faces. ... Read more

Mississippi Grandma

Saturday, January 05, 2013      12 comments

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approache... Read more

Pearly Gates

Friday, January 04, 2013      8 comments

St. Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gateswhen three black guys in baggy pants arrive,having been killed in a drive-by on thesouth side of Chicago. St. Peter looks out through the Gates and said, "Wait here. I will be right back." ... Read more

Subject: Upcoming State of the Union Address

Thursday, January 03, 2013      10 comments

Is this going to be a great year? When the numbers match up like this it HAS to be something special! In the coming New Year, 2013, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address will occur on the same da... Read more

Which Disease?

Wednesday, January 02, 2013      14 comments

An old woman was asked, "At your ripe age, what would you prefer to get, Parkinson or Alzheimer's?" The wise lady answered, "Definitely Parkinson ~ much, muchbetter to spill half my wine than to forget where I keep the bottle." ... Read more

Wasp Spray

Tuesday, January 01, 2013      16 comments

Good news for those of you who do not have a Glock or Magnum nearby. I know some of you own GUNS but this is something to think about... If you don't have a gun, here's a more humane way to wreck someone's evil plans for you. ... Read more

Old Woman Prospector

Friday, December 28, 2012      15 comments

AN OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR SHUFFLED INTO TOWN LEADING A TIRED OLD MULE. THE OLD WOMAN HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE ONLY SALOON TO CLEAR HER PARCHED THROAT. SHE WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCH RAIL. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING... Read more

New Year's Resolutions for Nerds

Thursday, December 27, 2012      11 comments

16. I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er... I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too! 15. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much more practical. 14. ... Read more

Rudolph the Red

Tuesday, December 25, 2012      13 comments

There was once a great czar in Russia named Rudolph the Red. He stood looking out the windows of is palace one day while his wife, the Czarina Katerina, sat nearby knitting. He turned to her and said, "Look my dear, it has begun t... Read more

Santa Claus

Monday, December 24, 2012      20 comments

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.... Read more

The Deaf Wife Problem

Sunday, December 23, 2012      15 comments

Bert feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a sim... Read more

Old West

Friday, December 21, 2012      15 comments

Thanks to margemf: One day, a cowboy rode into a Wild, Wild West town. The people in the town love to play jokes on visitors. After tying his horse to the pole outside a bar, the cowboy went in. "A cup of milk please." he said to the barten... Read more

California Company Memo

Thursday, December 20, 2012      19 comments

California Company Memo FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: November 1, 2012 RE: Gala Christmas Party I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take plac... Read more


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