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Sven and Ole

Friday, December 14, 2012      15 comments

Two Minnesota engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walks by asks what they were doing. "Ve're supposed to find da height of dis flagpole, ôsaid Sven, "but ve don't haff a ladder." T... Read more

The Afghan Quarterback

Thursday, December 13, 2012      14 comments

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ens... Read more

Coyote -- California VS. Alabama

Wednesday, December 12, 2012      10 comments

CALIFORNIA: The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor. 1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "... Read more

Men vrs. Women at the ATM

Tuesday, December 11, 2012      16 comments

A new sign in the Bank reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use t... Read more

Old Goats

Monday, December 10, 2012      15 comments

Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a love... Read more

Dr. Yuchu

Sunday, December 09, 2012      14 comments

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live long... Read more

The Bacon Tree

Saturday, December 08, 2012      14 comments

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and await death when all of a sudden Luis says......... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smel... Read more

Memories

Friday, December 07, 2012      15 comments

'Someone asked the other day, 'What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?' 'We didn't have fast food when I was growing up,' I informed him. 'All the food was slow.' 'C'mon, seriously. Where did you eat?' ... Read more

Butt Dust

Thursday, December 06, 2012      16 comments

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister... After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?' STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much t... Read more

Butt Dust

Thursday, December 06, 2012      3 comments

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister... After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?' STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much t... Read more

29 Lines to Make You Smile

Wednesday, December 05, 2012      13 comments

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't .. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4..... Read more

Pass The Butter

Tuesday, December 04, 2012      16 comments

This is interesting . .. . Margarine was originally manufactured to fatten turkeys. When it killed the turkeys, the people who had put all the money into the research wanted a payback so they put their heads together to figure... Read more

New Word

Sunday, December 02, 2012      13 comments

Exhaustipated Here is a new word to add to your vocabulary. It will be especially useful to us senior folks! Exhaustipated: Just too tired to give a damn. ... Read more

Windows vs. Ford

Friday, November 30, 2012      17 comments

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and... Read more

Love Story

Thursday, November 29, 2012      12 comments

Max & Arlene lived by a lake in Nordern Minnesota. It vas early vinter and da lake had froze over. Max asked Arlene if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral store to get him some beer. She asked him for some ... Read more


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