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Biology Test

Wednesday, December 19, 2012      11 comments

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.’ The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think... Read more

Hell-o

Tuesday, December 18, 2012      12 comments

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 ... Read more

Good Judgment

Monday, December 17, 2012      15 comments

A very prestigious, wealthy man and his wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open - mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and wal... Read more

New Virus

Sunday, December 16, 2012      20 comments

I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1965... Symptoms: 1. Causes ... Read more

Political Justice

Saturday, December 15, 2012      18 comments

A union shop foreman walks into a bar next door to the factory and is about to order a drink to celebrate Obama’s victory when he sees a guy close by wearing a Romney for President button and two beers in front of him. He doesn't have to be an ... Read more

Sven and Ole

Friday, December 14, 2012      15 comments

Two Minnesota engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walks by asks what they were doing. "Ve're supposed to find da height of dis flagpole, “said Sven, "but ve don't haff a ladder." T... Read more

The Afghan Quarterback

Thursday, December 13, 2012      14 comments

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ens... Read more

Coyote -- California VS. Alabama

Wednesday, December 12, 2012      10 comments

CALIFORNIA: The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor. 1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "... Read more

Men vrs. Women at the ATM

Tuesday, December 11, 2012      16 comments

A new sign in the Bank reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use t... Read more

Old Goats

Monday, December 10, 2012      15 comments

Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a love... Read more

Dr. Yuchu

Sunday, December 09, 2012      14 comments

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live long... Read more

The Bacon Tree

Saturday, December 08, 2012      14 comments

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and await death when all of a sudden Luis says......... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smel... Read more

Memories

Friday, December 07, 2012      15 comments

'Someone asked the other day, 'What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?' 'We didn't have fast food when I was growing up,' I informed him. 'All the food was slow.' 'C'mon, seriously. Where did you eat?' ... Read more

Butt Dust

Thursday, December 06, 2012      16 comments

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister... After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?' STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much t... Read more

Butt Dust

Thursday, December 06, 2012      3 comments

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister... After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?' STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much t... Read more


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