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Police vs. Lawyer
Monday, November 12, 2012      17 comments

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility... Q: "... Read more
6 Legged Turkey
Sunday, November 11, 2012      17 comments

An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating attempts, the farmer... Read more
Little Timothy is Thankful for....
Friday, November 09, 2012      13 comments

Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving," little Timothy wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."... Read more
The English Language
Thursday, November 08, 2012      13 comments

1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the le... Read more
Wednesday, November 07, 2012      14 comments

Thanks to margemf: A man is complaining to a friend: “I had it all, money, a beautiful house, a nice car, a great motorcycle, the love of a beautiful woman. Then it was all gone!” “What happened?” asks the friend. “My wi... Read more
Football Recruit
Tuesday, November 06, 2012      14 comments

The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silenc... Read more
Thanksgiving Divorce
Monday, November 05, 2012      16 comments

A man in Florida, in his 80s, calls his son in New York one November day. The father says to the son, “I hate to tell you, but we’ve got some troubles here in the house. Your mother and I can’t stand each other anymore, and we’re getting a... Read more
No Police Available
Sunday, November 04, 2012      16 comments

This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the... Read more
Boat on the Highway
Saturday, November 03, 2012      14 comments

One day a blonde was driving down the highway when she saw another blonde on the side of the road trying to row in a boat. The blonde pulled over and said "You know it's people like you that give us blondes a bad name, if I knew how to swim I... Read more
Abe and Esther
Friday, November 02, 2012      14 comments

I don't know how this joke could offend anyone, so here goes: Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces: ... Read more
No More Blogs
Saturday, October 20, 2012      25 comments

I have been warned three times that my blogs are inappropriate. I thank all those people who have supported me. I have one non-fan that keeps reporting my blogs as inappropriate. I don't know why she continues to read them. I have decided th... Read more
Retired Message From Maxine
Saturday, October 20, 2012      13 comments

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's hiney. It's the tortoise life for me! 1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. 2. A whale swims a... Read more
Confusious Say:
Thursday, October 18, 2012      15 comments

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. ... Read more
Simple Truths
Wednesday, October 17, 2012      15 comments

SIMPLE TRUTH 1 Partners help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story: "In life, no one helps you once you're screwed." SIMPLE TRUTH 2 When a lad... Read more
E-mail Problems
Tuesday, October 16, 2012      12 comments

E-Mail Tracker Programs -- very interesting and a must read! The man that sent this information is a computer tech. He spends a lot of time clearing the junk off computers for people and listens to complaints about speed. All forwards... Read more

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