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Thanksgiving Story

Tuesday, November 20, 2012      16 comments

A young boy after hearing the story of Thanksgiving and how the Indians and the Pilgrims sat down together,climbed up into his father's lap and said, "Daddy, did you know that if we were Indians, you would be a brave and Mom would be a squawk?" ... Read more

Thanksgiving Poem

Monday, November 19, 2012      17 comments

When I was a young turkey, new to the coop... My big brother Mike took me out on the stoop... Then he sat me down, and he spoke real slow... And he told me there was something I had to know... His look and his tone I will... Read more


Saturday, November 17, 2012      14 comments

Thank you margemf! A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, bein... Read more


Friday, November 16, 2012      18 comments

Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds when they already know you're broke? Why is it that when someone tells you tha... Read more


Thursday, November 15, 2012      11 comments

Thank you to margemf for this joke. A scratch golfer hits his ball three hundred yards straight down the fairway, and it hits a sprinkler and careens off into the woods. He finds the ball, but trees surround it. He s pissed, says what the h... Read more

Printer Problem

Wednesday, November 14, 2012      11 comments

I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't solve. She could not print yellow. All the other colors would print fine, which truly baffled me bec... Read more


Tuesday, November 13, 2012      13 comments

One older woman to another: I changed the password on my computer to "incorrect." That way, when I forget my password, the computer will tell me, "Your password is incorrect!"... Read more

Police vs. Lawyer

Monday, November 12, 2012      17 comments

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility... Q: "... Read more

6 Legged Turkey

Sunday, November 11, 2012      17 comments

An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating attempts, the farmer... Read more

Little Timothy is Thankful for....

Friday, November 09, 2012      13 comments

Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving," little Timothy wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."... Read more

The English Language

Thursday, November 08, 2012      13 comments

1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the le... Read more


Wednesday, November 07, 2012      14 comments

Thanks to margemf: A man is complaining to a friend: “I had it all, money, a beautiful house, a nice car, a great motorcycle, the love of a beautiful woman. Then it was all gone!” “What happened?” asks the friend. “My wi... Read more

Football Recruit

Tuesday, November 06, 2012      14 comments

The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silenc... Read more

Thanksgiving Divorce

Monday, November 05, 2012      16 comments

A man in Florida, in his 80s, calls his son in New York one November day. The father says to the son, “I hate to tell you, but we’ve got some troubles here in the house. Your mother and I can’t stand each other anymore, and we’re getting a... Read more

No Police Available

Sunday, November 04, 2012      16 comments

This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the... Read more

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