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Best Way to Live Life
Monday, October 15, 2012      13 comments

One day I had lunch with some friends. Jim, a short, balding golfer who was about 80 years old, came along with them---all in all, a pleasant bunch. When the menus were presented, we ordered salads, sandwiches, and soups, except for ... Read more
The Frog and The Golfer
Saturday, October 13, 2012      16 comments

A man takes the day off work and Decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he Notices a... Read more
Walmart Retiree
Thursday, October 11, 2012      16 comments

My one day of employment after retiring After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day ...... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, decidedly una... Read more
Police Ticket
Wednesday, October 10, 2012      16 comments

Thank you to margemf for this joke. “What am I supposed to do with this?” grumbled the motorist as the police clerk handed him a receipt for his traffic violation. “Keep it,” the clerk advises. “When you get four of them, you get a bic... Read more
Tinkle
Tuesday, October 09, 2012      17 comments

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked Robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily The babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to ope... Read more
Older Than Dirt
Monday, October 08, 2012      16 comments

Oh my gosh--I just read this and I'm older than dirt! Someone asked the other day, “What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?” “We didn't have fast food when I was growing up,” I informed him. All the food was slow.”... Read more
Revised Living Will
Sunday, October 07, 2012      19 comments

I, ____________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead partisan politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology... Read more
Texas Police Do Care
Saturday, October 06, 2012      12 comments

I get irritated when people come down on our police officers, saying that the police don’t care about or respect others. Well, here is a story that clearly shows not all cops are in that category. This story involves the police de... Read more
On The Potty
Friday, October 05, 2012      13 comments

A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP. THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK. BUT ABOUT EVERY 15 SECONDS OR SO, HE PUTS THE BOOK... Read more
Scottish Brothel
Thursday, October 04, 2012      12 comments

The madam opened the brothel door in Milngavie and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. “May I help you sir?” She asked. The man replied, “I want to see Suzy.” ... Read more
Age Old Question
Wednesday, October 03, 2012      14 comments

Mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple nice cold beers. The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics. Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving... Read more
Jewish Cab Driver
Tuesday, October 02, 2012      14 comments

A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City .. The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab. The woman glared back at him and s... Read more
8 Points to Ponder
Monday, October 01, 2012      15 comments

EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER Number 8: Life is sexually transmitted. Number 7: Good health, is merely the slowest possible rateat which one can die. Number 6: Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see a gleam in his eyes, ma... Read more
Misinterpretation!
Sunday, September 30, 2012      21 comments

I was in a pub last Saturday night, drank a few, and noticed two very large women by the bar. They both had pretty strong accents, so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them chirped saying, "It's WALES, you fr... Read more
Update
Monday, September 24, 2012      17 comments

Computer crashed. It might be a few days before I can post jokes again.... Read more

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