Irish Ghost Story
Irish Ghost Story
This story happened a while ago in Dublin, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's true.
John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was hitchhiking on a dark night in the midst of a big ... Read more
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A young girl came home from a date looking sad. She told her mother, “Charles proposed to me a few minutes ago.”
“Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked.
“Because he also mentioned he was an atheis... Read more
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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
The Engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 ... Read more
Never Argue With A Woman Who Reads
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a ... Read more
Where Do Dead Penguins Go?
you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they go?
Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin... Read more
Abbott and Costello Explain Unemployment
COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America.
ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It's 9%.
COSTELLO: That many people are out of work?
ABBOTT: No, that's 16%.
COSTELLO: You just said 9%.... Read more
Why Parents Drink
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he ope... Read more
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Sitting on the side of the road waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Massachusetts state trooper sees a car puttering along at 24 mph. He thinks to himself, "This driver is as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on hi... Read more
The Blonde and Crabs
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A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
H... Read more
This morning the Muslim Brotherhood warned the United States that if we continue meddling in Egypt , Libya , and other potential hot spots in the middle east, they intend to cut off America 's supply of
Seven-Eleven ... Read more
A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell.
The party waiting behind her was a group from the White House that included Obama.
Obama quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet.
She thanked him and st... Read more
How To Tell Who to Marry
How to Decide whom to marry...
1.-You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10
-No person really... Read more
Answers on Tests
Why Teachers DRINK
The following questions were set in GED examination.
These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds) ............. and they WILL breed.
Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and ... Read more
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A little known fact....
The first testicular guard, the "Cup",
was used in Hockey in 1874 and
the first helmet was used in 1974.
That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that... Read more
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Another??? Blonde Joke
Thank you again margemf for this contribution!
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she
decides to show her husband that blondes reall... Read more