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Job Interview

Wednesday, September 19, 2012      20 comments

Thank you again margemf! Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The Engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 ... Read more

Never Argue With A Woman Who Reads

Tuesday, September 18, 2012      17 comments

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a ... Read more

Where Do Dead Penguins Go?

Monday, September 17, 2012      16 comments

you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they go? Wonder no more ! ! ! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin... Read more

Abbott and Costello Explain Unemployment

Sunday, September 16, 2012      20 comments

COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America. ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It's 9%. COSTELLO: That many people are out of work? ABBOTT: No, that's 16%. COSTELLO: You just said 9%.... Read more

Why Parents Drink

Saturday, September 15, 2012      21 comments

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he ope... Read more

Elderly Driver

Friday, September 14, 2012      16 comments

Thank you margemf. Sitting on the side of the road waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Massachusetts state trooper sees a car puttering along at 24 mph. He thinks to himself, "This driver is as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on hi... Read more

The Blonde and Crabs

Thursday, September 13, 2012      18 comments

Thank you margemf! A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. H... Read more


Wednesday, September 12, 2012      12 comments

Big trouble! This morning the Muslim Brotherhood warned the United States that if we continue meddling in Egypt , Libya , and other potential hot spots in the middle east, they intend to cut off America 's supply of Seven-Eleven ... Read more


Tuesday, September 11, 2012      15 comments

A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell. The party waiting behind her was a group from the White House that included Obama. Obama quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet. She thanked him and st... Read more

How To Tell Who to Marry

Monday, September 10, 2012      21 comments

How to Decide whom to marry... 1.-You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 -No person really... Read more

Answers on Tests

Saturday, September 08, 2012      14 comments

Why Teachers DRINK The following questions were set in GED examination. These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds) ............. and they WILL breed. Q. Name the four seasons A. Salt, pepper, mustard and ... Read more

The "Cup"

Friday, September 07, 2012      16 comments

Thank you marge mf A little known fact.... The first testicular guard, the "Cup", was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that... Read more

Another??? Blonde Joke

Wednesday, September 05, 2012      14 comments

Thank you again margemf for this contribution! This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes reall... Read more

Holiday Inn

Tuesday, September 04, 2012      12 comments

My DH and I figured out it would be cheaper to do a cruise the rest of our lives rather than a nursing home. You get even more than at the Holiday Inn. No nursing home for us. We'll be checking into a Holiday Inn! With the average... Read more

Chinese Call in Sick

Sunday, September 02, 2012      23 comments

CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!' Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.' The boss John says, 'You know something, Hung Ch... Read more

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