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Jewish Cab Driver

Tuesday, October 02, 2012      14 comments

A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City .. The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab. The woman glared back at him and s... Read more

8 Points to Ponder

Monday, October 01, 2012      15 comments

EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER Number 8: Life is sexually transmitted. Number 7: Good health, is merely the slowest possible rateat which one can die. Number 6: Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see a gleam in his eyes, ma... Read more

Misinterpretation!

Sunday, September 30, 2012      21 comments

I was in a pub last Saturday night, drank a few, and noticed two very large women by the bar. They both had pretty strong accents, so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them chirped saying, "It's WALES, you fr... Read more

Update

Monday, September 24, 2012      17 comments

Computer crashed. It might be a few days before I can post jokes again.... Read more

Irish Ghost Story

Friday, September 21, 2012      25 comments

Irish Ghost Story This story happened a while ago in Dublin, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's true. John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was hitchhiking on a dark night in the midst of a big ... Read more

Sad DAte

Thursday, September 20, 2012      14 comments

Thank you margemf A young girl came home from a date looking sad. She told her mother, “Charles proposed to me a few minutes ago.” “Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked. “Because he also mentioned he was an atheis... Read more

Job Interview

Wednesday, September 19, 2012      20 comments

Thank you again margemf! Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The Engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 ... Read more

Never Argue With A Woman Who Reads

Tuesday, September 18, 2012      17 comments

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a ... Read more

Where Do Dead Penguins Go?

Monday, September 17, 2012      16 comments

you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they go? Wonder no more ! ! ! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin... Read more

Abbott and Costello Explain Unemployment

Sunday, September 16, 2012      20 comments

COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America. ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It's 9%. COSTELLO: That many people are out of work? ABBOTT: No, that's 16%. COSTELLO: You just said 9%.... Read more

Why Parents Drink

Saturday, September 15, 2012      21 comments

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he ope... Read more

Elderly Driver

Friday, September 14, 2012      16 comments

Thank you margemf. Sitting on the side of the road waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Massachusetts state trooper sees a car puttering along at 24 mph. He thinks to himself, "This driver is as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on hi... Read more

The Blonde and Crabs

Thursday, September 13, 2012      18 comments

Thank you margemf! A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. H... Read more

Threats

Wednesday, September 12, 2012      12 comments

Big trouble! This morning the Muslim Brotherhood warned the United States that if we continue meddling in Egypt , Libya , and other potential hot spots in the middle east, they intend to cut off America 's supply of Seven-Eleven ... Read more

Golf

Tuesday, September 11, 2012      15 comments

A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell. The party waiting behind her was a group from the White House that included Obama. Obama quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet. She thanked him and st... Read more


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