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How To Tell Who to Marry

Monday, September 10, 2012      21 comments

How to Decide whom to marry... 1.-You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 -No person really... Read more

Answers on Tests

Saturday, September 08, 2012      14 comments

Why Teachers DRINK The following questions were set in GED examination. These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds) ............. and they WILL breed. Q. Name the four seasons A. Salt, pepper, mustard and ... Read more

The "Cup"

Friday, September 07, 2012      16 comments

Thank you marge mf A little known fact.... The first testicular guard, the "Cup", was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that... Read more

Another??? Blonde Joke

Wednesday, September 05, 2012      14 comments

Thank you again margemf for this contribution! This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes reall... Read more

Holiday Inn

Tuesday, September 04, 2012      12 comments

My DH and I figured out it would be cheaper to do a cruise the rest of our lives rather than a nursing home. You get even more than at the Holiday Inn. No nursing home for us. We'll be checking into a Holiday Inn! With the average... Read more

Chinese Call in Sick

Sunday, September 02, 2012      23 comments

CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!' Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.' The boss John says, 'You know something, Hung Ch... Read more

Wise Words from Maxine

Friday, August 31, 2012      16 comments

I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, and rapidly realized that I don't really give a hoot. It's the tortoise life for me! 1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. 2. A whale swims all ... Read more

Grandchildren ARe Smart

Thursday, August 30, 2012      16 comments

I was eating lunch with my 10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?"; She said "It's President's Day!" She is a smart kid. I asked "What does President's Day mean?" I was waiting for something about Was... Read more

Senior Discounts

Wednesday, August 29, 2012      23 comments

Senior Discounts Keep this list - - - and Send a copy to your senior friends and relatives. As I was waiting in line behind an older gentleman at Wendy's recently, I heard him ask for his senior discount. The girl at the register apolo... Read more

More Blonde Jokes

Tuesday, August 28, 2012      24 comments

A friend told the blonde, "Christmas is on a Friday this year...." The blonde then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th." ----------------------------
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The Year Was 1955

Monday, August 27, 2012      21 comments

Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging 7 cents just to mail a letter? If they raise the minimum wage to $1.00, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store. When I first started driving, who ... Read more

Another Old Woman Joke

Sunday, August 26, 2012      22 comments


Six Truths in Life

Friday, August 24, 2012      20 comments

Six Truths in Life 1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility. 2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it. 3. And discover #1 is a lie. 4. You are smiling no... Read more

Sex Tips for the Elderly

Thursday, August 23, 2012      22 comments

Thank you margemf 1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!) 4. Make sur... Read more

It's Hell to be Old

Wednesday, August 22, 2012      23 comments

It's Hell to be Old OLD people have problems that you haven't Even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical Exam. The doctor gave the man a jar... Read more

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