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Cup Holder

Wednesday, August 15, 2012      20 comments

Thank to margemf: True story from a Novell NetWire SysOp: Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?" Tech: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?" Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. H... Read more

Paraprosdokians

Tuesday, August 14, 2012      19 comments

PARAPROSDOKIANS (say that fast three times)... (Winston Churchill loved them.) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. 1. Where there's a will, I want to... Read more

Car Keys

Monday, August 13, 2012      21 comments

Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly I realized I must... Read more

Black Bras

Friday, August 10, 2012      15 comments

A Chinese guy goes to a Jewish guy to buy black bras, Size 38. The Jewish guy, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Ther... Read more

Never Squat With Your Spurs On

Thursday, August 09, 2012      24 comments

Will Rogers , who died in a 1935 plane crash, was one of the greatest political sages this country has ever known. Some of his sayings: 1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. 2. Never kick ... Read more

Man Problems

Wednesday, August 08, 2012      19 comments

Woman has Man in it; Mrs. has Mr. in it; Female has Male in it; She has He in it; Madam has Adam in it; Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... I never looked at it this way before: Ever notice how all of ... Read more

Get Out!

Tuesday, August 07, 2012      22 comments

My wife was screaming at me: "Leave!! Get out of this house!" she ordered. As I was walking out the door she yelled, "I hope you die a slow and painful death!" So I turned around and replied "So now you want me to stay?" ... Read more

I Fish!

Monday, August 06, 2012      25 comments

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came in for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, l... Read more

The Animal Test

Sunday, August 05, 2012      18 comments

There are 4 questions. Don't miss one. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down. The cor... Read more

Filled Rooms

Saturday, August 04, 2012      19 comments

Thanks again to margemf: By the time the soldier pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere", he pleaded with a proprietor. "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, but he is an... Read more

Would You Marry Again?

Friday, August 03, 2012      20 comments

Would You Marry Again? A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question..... WIFE: "What would you do if I died... Read more

It's A Guy Thing

Thursday, August 02, 2012      21 comments

The wife left a note on our fridge: "It's not working! I can't take it anymore. I've gone to stay at my Mom's!" I opened the fridge. The light came on, and the beer was cold. God only knows what she was talking about. ... Read more

It's So Hot in the Midwest......

Wednesday, August 01, 2012      16 comments

IT'S SO HOT in the midwest...... ....the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground. .....the trees are whistling for the dogs. .....the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance .....hot w... Read more

Ducks in Heaven

Tuesday, July 31, 2012      21 comments

Three women die together in an accident And go to heaven. When they get there, St... Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!' So they enter heaven, and sure enough, There are ducks all over... Read more

Made in China--NOT!

Monday, July 30, 2012      13 comments

AUGUST 1st to Sept. 1st Well over 50 yrs. ago I knew a lady who would not buy Christmas gifts if they were made in China. Her daughter will recognize her as follows: Did y'all see Diane Sawyer's special report? They remov... Read more


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