Ducks in Heaven
Three women die together in an accident
And go to heaven.
When they get there, St... Peter says,
'We only have one rule here in heaven:
Don't step on the ducks!'
So they enter heaven, and sure enough,
There are ducks all over... Read more
Made in China--NOT!
AUGUST 1st to Sept. 1st
Well over 50 yrs. ago I knew a lady who would not buy Christmas gifts if they were made in China. Her daughter will recognize her as follows:
Did y'all see Diane Sawyer's special report? They remov... Read more
A man found a magic genie who would grant him one wish. The man said to the genie,” I wish that I had a non-stop bridge from here to Hawaii." The genie said,” I’m sorry, but that's going to be very hard. Do you hav... Read more
Brought to you by margemf.
I have to first appologize for Wednesday's blog. I got a warning because someone checked it was inappropriate. I tried it out on several people first and they thought it was funny and okay. As senator9 said, t... Read more
Today's and yesterday's jokes are brought to you by margemg. Thank you.
A man and his wife moved back home to Newfoundland , from Vancouver .
The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in BC was $2000.00 a year!
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WORDS FROM A VERY WISE MAN!
A COWBOY TOMBSTONE:
Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah. He died not knowing that he would win the 'Coolest Headsto... Read more
Thank you margemf.
Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper. After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel w... Read more
A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach almost every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would approach people who wer... Read more
The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S.
Department of Agriculture is actually proud of the fact that it is
distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps in history.
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Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.... Read more
They Are Finally Together
Judy got married and had 13 children. Her first husband, Ted, passed away she married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.
Judy again remarried, and this time, she and John had ... Read more
Queen Elizabeth and Obama (Not political)
As Air Force One arrives at Heathrow Airport, President Obama strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen.
They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London, where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriag... Read more
Dating in 1957
Dating in 1957 You need to be able to remember the era to really enjoy this... It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1957 and Garnet had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell. "Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mot... Read more
when you cry..
no one sees your tears.
when you are in pain...
no one sees your hurt.
when you are worried...
no one sees your stress.
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Beer Joint Vrs. Church
TEXAS BEER JOINT SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER LIGHTNING STRIKE!
(This should keep you chuckling for awhile)
A bar called Drummond's (in Mt Vernon, Texas ) began construction on an expansion of their building, hoping to "grow" their business.
In ... Read more