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Irony

Saturday, July 21, 2012      20 comments

The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture is actually proud of the fact that it is distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps in history. ... Read more

Old Age

Friday, July 20, 2012      22 comments

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.... Read more

They Are Finally Together

Thursday, July 19, 2012      24 comments

Judy got married and had 13 children. Her first husband, Ted, passed away she married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later. Judy again remarried, and this time, she and John had ... Read more

Queen Elizabeth and Obama (Not political)

Wednesday, July 18, 2012      19 comments

As Air Force One arrives at Heathrow Airport, President Obama strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London, where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriag... Read more

Dating in 1957

Tuesday, July 17, 2012      20 comments

Dating in 1957 You need to be able to remember the era to really enjoy this... It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1957 and Garnet had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell. "Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mot... Read more

Sometimes..........

Monday, July 16, 2012      19 comments

Sometimes.... when you cry.. no one sees your tears. Sometimes... when you are in pain... no one sees your hurt. Sometimes... when you are worried... no one sees your stress. Sometimes.. ... Read more

Beer Joint Vrs. Church

Sunday, July 15, 2012      22 comments

TEXAS BEER JOINT SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER LIGHTNING STRIKE! (This should keep you chuckling for awhile) A bar called Drummond's (in Mt Vernon, Texas ) began construction on an expansion of their building, hoping to "grow" their business. In ... Read more

Whoops

Saturday, July 14, 2012      22 comments

I was in Starbucks recently when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really loud so I timed my fart with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel better. I finished my coffe... Read more

Where Do Redheaded Babies Come From?

Friday, July 13, 2012      20 comments

WHERE DO RED-HEADED BABIES COME FROM? After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't pos... Read more

Another Quiz

Thursday, July 12, 2012      17 comments

Thank you again margemf. FIRST QUESTION: YOU ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE THE SECOND PERSON. WHAT POSITION ARE YOU IN? ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ ANSWER : IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ... Read more

Quiz for Smart People

Wednesday, July 11, 2012      20 comments

-Quiz for Bright People There are only nine questions. This is a quiz for people who know everything! I found out in a hurry that I didn't. These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers. 1. ... Read more

Impossibilities of the World

Tuesday, July 10, 2012      20 comments

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------------------------ Thank again to margemf. IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD 1. U can't count your hair 2. U can't wash your eyes with soap 3. U can'... Read more

My Wife Won't Like It

Monday, July 09, 2012      19 comments

A Golfer accidentally overturned his cart. Elizabeth, a "beautiful" real golfer who lived in a villa on the golf course heard the noise and yelled over to him. "Hey, are you okay, what's your name?" "Herb," ... Read more

Ponderisms

Sunday, July 08, 2012      15 comments

PONDERISMS 1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. 2. There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. 3. Life is sexually transmitted. 4. Healthy is merely the... Read more

Things You Didn't Know

Friday, July 06, 2012      22 comments

Thank you again margemf. ****************************
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************** The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma. ************************... Read more


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