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Impossibilities of the World

Tuesday, July 10, 2012      20 comments

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------------------------ Thank again to margemf. IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD 1. U can't count your hair 2. U can't wash your eyes with soap 3. U can'... Read more

My Wife Won't Like It

Monday, July 09, 2012      19 comments

A Golfer accidentally overturned his cart. Elizabeth, a "beautiful" real golfer who lived in a villa on the golf course heard the noise and yelled over to him. "Hey, are you okay, what's your name?" "Herb," ... Read more

Ponderisms

Sunday, July 08, 2012      15 comments

PONDERISMS 1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. 2. There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. 3. Life is sexually transmitted. 4. Healthy is merely the... Read more

Things You Didn't Know

Friday, July 06, 2012      22 comments

Thank you again margemf. ****************************
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************** The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma. ************************... Read more

Southerners

Thursday, July 05, 2012      13 comments

Southerners know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity _____ Southerners know their vacation spots: The beach The rivuh The crick _____ Southerners know everybody's first ... Read more

Mom and Child

Wednesday, July 04, 2012      14 comments

Thank you again margemf: A young child walked up to her mother and stared at her hair. As mother scrubbed on the dishes, the girl cleared her throat and sweetly asked; "Why do you have some grey strands in your hair?" The mother paused... Read more

Funny

Tuesday, July 03, 2012      21 comments

Thanks again to margemf: There was a knock on the door this past Saturday morning. I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said: "Hello sir, I'm a... Read more

Balloon

Monday, July 02, 2012      21 comments

Thank you again margemf! A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something, but the boy continues. "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Kn... Read more

Corny

Sunday, July 01, 2012      15 comments

changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. How does Moses make his... Read more

A Cow, An Ant, and an Elder!

Saturday, June 30, 2012      20 comments

A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!" The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can c... Read more

Do You Know the U.S.?

Friday, June 29, 2012      12 comments

This is a fun game thanks to margemf. jimspages.com:80/States.htm ... Read more

Golf Accident

Thursday, June 28, 2012      19 comments

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, f... Read more

Mr. Gorsky

Wednesday, June 27, 2012      15 comments

Interesting bit of history trivia ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON. HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON: "THAT'S ONE SMALL ST... Read more

English Lesson

Tuesday, June 26, 2012      16 comments

A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English. So he takes the ch... Read more

Affairs

Monday, June 25, 2012      18 comments

The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair With his secretary.. One day they went to her place And made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep And woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed And tol... Read more


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