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Dating in 1957

Tuesday, July 17, 2012      20 comments

Dating in 1957 You need to be able to remember the era to really enjoy this... It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1957 and Garnet had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell. "Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mot... Read more


Monday, July 16, 2012      19 comments

Sometimes.... when you cry.. no one sees your tears. Sometimes... when you are in pain... no one sees your hurt. Sometimes... when you are worried... no one sees your stress. Sometimes.. ... Read more

Beer Joint Vrs. Church

Sunday, July 15, 2012      22 comments

TEXAS BEER JOINT SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER LIGHTNING STRIKE! (This should keep you chuckling for awhile) A bar called Drummond's (in Mt Vernon, Texas ) began construction on an expansion of their building, hoping to "grow" their business. In ... Read more


Saturday, July 14, 2012      22 comments

I was in Starbucks recently when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really loud so I timed my fart with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel better. I finished my coffe... Read more

Where Do Redheaded Babies Come From?

Friday, July 13, 2012      20 comments

WHERE DO RED-HEADED BABIES COME FROM? After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't pos... Read more

Another Quiz

Thursday, July 12, 2012      17 comments


Quiz for Smart People

Wednesday, July 11, 2012      20 comments

-Quiz for Bright People There are only nine questions. This is a quiz for people who know everything! I found out in a hurry that I didn't. These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers. 1. ... Read more

Impossibilities of the World

Tuesday, July 10, 2012      20 comments

------------------------ Thank again to margemf. IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD 1. U can't count your hair 2. U can't wash your eyes with soap 3. U can'... Read more

My Wife Won't Like It

Monday, July 09, 2012      19 comments

A Golfer accidentally overturned his cart. Elizabeth, a "beautiful" real golfer who lived in a villa on the golf course heard the noise and yelled over to him. "Hey, are you okay, what's your name?" "Herb," ... Read more


Sunday, July 08, 2012      15 comments

PONDERISMS 1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. 2. There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. 3. Life is sexually transmitted. 4. Healthy is merely the... Read more

Things You Didn't Know

Friday, July 06, 2012      22 comments

Thank you again margemf. ****************************
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************** The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma. ************************... Read more


Thursday, July 05, 2012      13 comments

Southerners know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity _____ Southerners know their vacation spots: The beach The rivuh The crick _____ Southerners know everybody's first ... Read more

Mom and Child

Wednesday, July 04, 2012      14 comments

Thank you again margemf: A young child walked up to her mother and stared at her hair. As mother scrubbed on the dishes, the girl cleared her throat and sweetly asked; "Why do you have some grey strands in your hair?" The mother paused... Read more


Tuesday, July 03, 2012      21 comments

Thanks again to margemf: There was a knock on the door this past Saturday morning. I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said: "Hello sir, I'm a... Read more


Monday, July 02, 2012      21 comments

Thank you again margemf! A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something, but the boy continues. "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Kn... Read more

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