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Balloon

Monday, July 02, 2012      21 comments

Thank you again margemf! A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something, but the boy continues. "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Kn... Read more

Corny

Sunday, July 01, 2012      15 comments

changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. How does Moses make his... Read more

A Cow, An Ant, and an Elder!

Saturday, June 30, 2012      20 comments

A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!" The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can c... Read more

Do You Know the U.S.?

Friday, June 29, 2012      12 comments

This is a fun game thanks to margemf. jimspages.com:80/States.htm ... Read more

Golf Accident

Thursday, June 28, 2012      19 comments

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, f... Read more

Mr. Gorsky

Wednesday, June 27, 2012      15 comments

Interesting bit of history trivia ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON. HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON: "THAT'S ONE SMALL ST... Read more

English Lesson

Tuesday, June 26, 2012      16 comments

A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English. So he takes the ch... Read more

Affairs

Monday, June 25, 2012      18 comments

The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair With his secretary.. One day they went to her place And made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep And woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed And tol... Read more

GYN Visit

Sunday, June 24, 2012      16 comments

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist. 'Come now,' coaxed the doctor, 'you've been seeing me for years. There's nothing you can't tell me.' 'This one's kind of strange...' 'Let me ... Read more

Message From Sam Elliott

Saturday, June 23, 2012      15 comments

While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was a Mexican who was a... Read more

6 Year Olds

Friday, June 22, 2012      22 comments

A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were ac... Read more

Nude Beach

Thursday, June 21, 2012      21 comments

Thanks to margemf. > > A mother and father take their 6 year old son to a nude beach. > > > > As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have > > boobs bigger > > > > than his mother's, so he goes bac... Read more

Irish Mother Superior

Wednesday, June 20, 2012      21 comments

Irish mother superior In a convent in Ireland, the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They tried giving her warm milk to drink but she refused it.One of t... Read more

Harry

Tuesday, June 19, 2012      18 comments

An 82-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back normal so the doctor says, "Harry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?" Harry replies, "God and I are ... Read more

Smart Cajun?

Monday, June 18, 2012      14 comments

A direct quote from Larry the Cable Guy... "Even after the Super Bowl victory by the New Orleans Saints, I have noticed a large number of people implying with bad jokes that Cajuns simply aren't smart people. I would like to stat... Read more


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