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English Lesson

Tuesday, June 26, 2012      16 comments

A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English. So he takes the ch... Read more


Monday, June 25, 2012      18 comments

The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair With his secretary.. One day they went to her place And made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep And woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed And tol... Read more

GYN Visit

Sunday, June 24, 2012      16 comments

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist. 'Come now,' coaxed the doctor, 'you've been seeing me for years. There's nothing you can't tell me.' 'This one's kind of strange...' 'Let me ... Read more

Message From Sam Elliott

Saturday, June 23, 2012      15 comments

While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was a Mexican who was a... Read more

6 Year Olds

Friday, June 22, 2012      22 comments

A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were ac... Read more

Nude Beach

Thursday, June 21, 2012      21 comments

Thanks to margemf. > > A mother and father take their 6 year old son to a nude beach. > > > > As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have > > boobs bigger > > > > than his mother's, so he goes bac... Read more

Irish Mother Superior

Wednesday, June 20, 2012      21 comments

Irish mother superior In a convent in Ireland, the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They tried giving her warm milk to drink but she refused it.One of t... Read more


Tuesday, June 19, 2012      18 comments

An 82-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back normal so the doctor says, "Harry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?" Harry replies, "God and I are ... Read more

Smart Cajun?

Monday, June 18, 2012      14 comments

A direct quote from Larry the Cable Guy... "Even after the Super Bowl victory by the New Orleans Saints, I have noticed a large number of people implying with bad jokes that Cajuns simply aren't smart people. I would like to stat... Read more

Harlequin Novel?

Sunday, June 17, 2012      18 comments

Subject: Updated Harlequin Novel He grasped me firmly, but gently, just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, ... Read more

The Last Nickel

Saturday, June 16, 2012      15 comments

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going blue in the face.. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nic... Read more

Thit No

Friday, June 15, 2012      12 comments

Thank you margemf! Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?" Donald frowned and said, "No."... Read more

Pondering Minds

Thursday, June 14, 2012      13 comments

Thank you again to SFRiend margemf. I've forgotten to give her credit for a several of my past blogs. Thank You! I had amnesia once---or twice? ******************** I went to San Francisco . ... Read more

A Big Fat Groaner

Wednesday, June 13, 2012      16 comments

A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole, all live together in a little mole hole. One day, papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and said, ' Yummy! I smell maple syrup!' The mama mole sticks her head... Read more


Tuesday, June 12, 2012      12 comments

While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist's desk, the man sat there, alone and silent. Just as I was thinking I should make sma... Read more

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