A middle-aged woman
seemed sheepish as she
visited her gynecologist.
'Come now,' coaxed the doctor,
'you've been seeing me for years.
There's nothing you can't tell me.'
'This one's kind of strange...'
'Let me ... Read more
Message From Sam Elliott
While hiking down along the border this morning,
I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River.
He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and
bombs he was carrying.
Along with him was a Mexican who was a... Read more
6 Year Olds
A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were ac... Read more
Thanks to margemf.
> > A mother and father take their 6 year old son to a nude beach.
> > As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have
> > boobs bigger
> > than his mother's, so he goes bac... Read more
Irish Mother Superior
Irish mother superior
In a convent in Ireland, the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They tried giving her warm milk to drink but she refused it.One of t... Read more
An 82-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his
tests come back normal so the doctor says, "Harry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally
and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
Harry replies, "God and I are ... Read more
A direct quote from Larry the Cable Guy...
"Even after the Super Bowl victory by the New Orleans Saints, I have noticed a large number of people implying with bad jokes that Cajuns simply aren't smart people. I would like to stat... Read more
Subject: Updated Harlequin Novel
He grasped me firmly, but gently, just above my elbow and guided me into
a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He
approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, ... Read more
The Last Nickel
A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going blue in the face..
The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nic... Read more
Thank you margemf!
Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.
The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?"
Donald frowned and said, "No."... Read more
Thank you again to SFRiend margemf. I've forgotten to give her credit for a several of my past blogs. Thank You!
I had amnesia once---or twice?
I went to San Francisco .
... Read more
A Big Fat Groaner
A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole,
all live together in a little mole hole.
One day, papa mole sticks his head
out of the hole, sniffs the air and said,
' Yummy! I smell maple syrup!'
The mama mole sticks her head... Read more
While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist's desk, the man sat there, alone and silent. Just as I was thinking I should make sma... Read more
'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'... Read more
The Pastor's Ass
The Pastor's Ass
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the
race again and it won again.
The local paper read:
... Read more
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