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Harlequin Novel?

Sunday, June 17, 2012      18 comments

Subject: Updated Harlequin Novel He grasped me firmly, but gently, just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, ... Read more

The Last Nickel

Saturday, June 16, 2012      15 comments

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going blue in the face.. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nic... Read more

Thit No

Friday, June 15, 2012      12 comments

Thank you margemf! Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?" Donald frowned and said, "No."... Read more

Pondering Minds

Thursday, June 14, 2012      13 comments

Thank you again to SFRiend margemf. I've forgotten to give her credit for a several of my past blogs. Thank You! I had amnesia once---or twice? ******************** I went to San Francisco . ... Read more

A Big Fat Groaner

Wednesday, June 13, 2012      16 comments

A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole, all live together in a little mole hole. One day, papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and said, ' Yummy! I smell maple syrup!' The mama mole sticks her head... Read more

Funnies

Tuesday, June 12, 2012      12 comments

While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist's desk, the man sat there, alone and silent. Just as I was thinking I should make sma... Read more

Women's Revenge

Monday, June 11, 2012      12 comments

'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. 'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked. '... Read more

The Pastor's Ass

Sunday, June 10, 2012      19 comments

The Pastor's Ass The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again. The local paper read: ... Read more

Chili Cookoff (Long but really funny)

Saturday, June 09, 2012      14 comments

New Mexico Chili Cook-off This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico . Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third j... Read more

Fishing

Friday, June 08, 2012      14 comments

This must be a Wisconsin joke! At some point in a guy's life.... it comes down to this.... Four guys have been going on the same fishing trip for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Herm's wife puts h... Read more

Midlife

Thursday, June 07, 2012      13 comments

I've seen two shows lately that went on and on about how mid-life is a great time for women. Just last week Oprah had a whole show on how great menopause will be . Puhleeeeeeeze! I've had a few thoughts of my own and would like to share them ... Read more

Italian Business Strategies

Wednesday, June 06, 2012      10 comments

Subject: Italian Business Strategies Luigi (the father) says to his son ...'I want you to marry a girl of my choice.' The son says, 'I will choose my own bride!!!' Luigi says, 'But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter... Read more

Brothers!

Tuesday, June 05, 2012      14 comments

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard. The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started learning to cuss."The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go in for breakfa... Read more

Afternoon Quickie

Monday, June 04, 2012      22 comments

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities to keep him occupied. ... Read more

Wine vrs. Water

Sunday, June 03, 2012      13 comments

I'll still drink my water! To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... And those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is b... Read more


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