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Blonde on Blonde

Wednesday, May 23, 2012      19 comments

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also blonde. The blonde cop asked to see her driver's license. She dug throught her handbag and was getting progressiv... Read more

Puns

Tuesday, May 22, 2012      18 comments

Thank you to Sparkfriend margemf who keeps sending me great e-mails. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. How d... Read more

Don't Drink and Drive

Monday, May 21, 2012      12 comments

Joke is thanks to SparkFriend margemf! I would like to share an experience with you all, about drinking and driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd soc... Read more

Understanding Insurance

Sunday, May 20, 2012      15 comments

A man and his wife, moved back home to **Tennessee**, from ****Ohio**** . > > > > The husband had a wooden leg, and to insure it in ****Ohio**** cost them > > $2000 per year! > > > > When they arrived in ****Tennessee****, they went ... Read more

My Tax Return (Joke)

Saturday, May 19, 2012      15 comments

Yesterday I got my Tax Return "Returned" I was trying to get a jump on doing my taxes this year, however, the IRS sent my Tax Return back!! I guess it was because of my response to the line, which said: "List All Dependents". So, I replied:... Read more

Childbirth AT 65

Friday, May 18, 2012      18 comments

With all the new technology regarding fertility, recently a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. 'May I see the new baby?' I asked 'Not yet,' Sh... Read more

The Hotel Bill

Thursday, May 17, 2012      18 comments

Thank you to Dalmom 2007 for this joke: A lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 85th birthday by staying overnight in an expensive hotel. When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $450.00. ... Read more

How To Save The Airlines

Wednesday, May 16, 2012      16 comments

Thanks again goes to SparkFriend margemf: Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.... Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- they don't even serve foo... Read more

Sigh---------Another Blonde Joke

Tuesday, May 15, 2012      21 comments

A blonde was weed-a-whacking her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat, who was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to WAL-MART! Why WAL-MART? HELLOOOOOOOOO! WALMART is the larg... Read more

Shingles

Monday, May 14, 2012      26 comments

Thank you to SparkFriend margemf: Kevin had shingles. Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly lin... Read more

Cell Phone

Sunday, May 13, 2012      16 comments

Have you ever been in public and annoyed by a Cell phone user? Here's a great story. After a busy day, and just as he was settling down for a nap on the train, the man sitting near him hauled out his cell phone and started up a conversation: ... Read more

Two Dwarfs

Saturday, May 12, 2012      14 comments

Thank you to my good SFriend margemf for this joke: Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two ' working girls ' and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depre... Read more

Life's Lesson

Friday, May 11, 2012      19 comments

And now...today's life lesson: I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake. ... Read more

Bear Protection

Thursday, May 10, 2012      16 comments

This proves that caliber is not as important as shot placement. The reliable Beretta Jetfire .22 Short pistol is a personal favorite of mine and I am never without it. It saved my life a few years ago when attacked by a Grizzly... Read more

Sex Talk

Wednesday, May 09, 2012      22 comments

Two men were talking. 'So, how's your sex life?' 'Oh, nothing special. I'm having Pension sex.' 'Pension sex?' 'Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!' LOUD SEX A wife went in to s... Read more


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