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GERIKRAGH
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Isn't It Ironic?
Monday, May 28, 2012      12 comments

The SNAP (Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program)/Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S.Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever. Meanwhile, the Nation... Read more
Snow
Saturday, May 26, 2012      12 comments

We came to the lake in central calif for some sun and fun. It snowed about an inch and it' cold. We're going to fish but maybe not. Sorry this isn't a joke but I cannot it and paste on me cell phone.... Read more
Pregnant
Friday, May 25, 2012      12 comments

I again have SparkFriend margemf to thank for this joke! A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks t... Read more
Simple Facts
Thursday, May 24, 2012      19 comments

HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ____________________________
__ LONGEVITY ... Read more
Blonde on Blonde
Wednesday, May 23, 2012      19 comments

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also blonde. The blonde cop asked to see her driver's license. She dug throught her handbag and was getting progressiv... Read more
Puns
Tuesday, May 22, 2012      18 comments

Thank you to Sparkfriend margemf who keeps sending me great e-mails. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. How d... Read more
Don't Drink and Drive
Monday, May 21, 2012      12 comments

Joke is thanks to SparkFriend margemf! I would like to share an experience with you all, about drinking and driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd soc... Read more
Understanding Insurance
Sunday, May 20, 2012      15 comments

A man and his wife, moved back home to **Tennessee**, from ****Ohio**** . > > > > The husband had a wooden leg, and to insure it in ****Ohio**** cost them > > $2000 per year! > > > > When they arrived in ****Tennessee****, they went ... Read more
My Tax Return (Joke)
Saturday, May 19, 2012      15 comments

Yesterday I got my Tax Return "Returned" I was trying to get a jump on doing my taxes this year, however, the IRS sent my Tax Return back!! I guess it was because of my response to the line, which said: "List All Dependents". So, I replied:... Read more
Childbirth AT 65
Friday, May 18, 2012      18 comments

With all the new technology regarding fertility, recently a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. 'May I see the new baby?' I asked 'Not yet,' Sh... Read more
The Hotel Bill
Thursday, May 17, 2012      18 comments

Thank you to Dalmom 2007 for this joke: A lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 85th birthday by staying overnight in an expensive hotel. When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $450.00. ... Read more
How To Save The Airlines
Wednesday, May 16, 2012      16 comments

Thanks again goes to SparkFriend margemf: Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.... Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- they don't even serve foo... Read more
Sigh---------Another Blonde Joke
Tuesday, May 15, 2012      21 comments

A blonde was weed-a-whacking her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat, who was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to WAL-MART! Why WAL-MART? HELLOOOOOOOOO! WALMART is the larg... Read more
Shingles
Monday, May 14, 2012      26 comments

Thank you to SparkFriend margemf: Kevin had shingles. Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly lin... Read more
Cell Phone
Sunday, May 13, 2012      16 comments

Have you ever been in public and annoyed by a Cell phone user? Here's a great story. After a busy day, and just as he was settling down for a nap on the train, the man sitting near him hauled out his cell phone and started up a conversation: ... Read more

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