Thank you to Dalmom 2007 for this joke:
A lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 85th birthday by
staying overnight in an expensive hotel.
When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $450.00. ... Read more
Thanks again goes to SparkFriend margemf:
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in
the first place....
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- they don't even
serve foo... Read more
A blonde was
weed-a-whacking her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat, who was hiding in the grass.
She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to WAL-MART!
WALMART is the larg... Read more
Thank you to SparkFriend margemf:
Kevin had shingles.
Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly lin... Read more
Have you ever been in public and annoyed by a Cell phone user? Here's a great story.
After a busy day, and just as he was settling down for a nap on the train, the man sitting near him hauled out his cell phone and started up a conversation: ... Read more
Thank you to my good SFriend margemf for this joke:
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two ' working girls ' and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depre... Read more
This proves that caliber is not as important as shot placement.
The reliable Beretta Jetfire .22 Short pistol is a personal favorite of mine and I am never without it. It saved my life a few years ago when attacked by a Grizzly... Read more
Two men were talking. 'So, how's your sex life?'
'Oh, nothing special. I'm having Pension sex.'
'Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!'
A wife went in to s... Read more
Put your cursor over a state and read the graph on the right.. (Put cursor to side of map for overall U.S.)...
Map of Religions in the USA
What a GREAT MAP ~ check out your state!
I thought Obama said... Read more
Just before the funeral services,
the undertaker came up to the very
elderly widow and asked,
'How old was your husband?'
'98,' she replied, 'Two years older than me'
'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented.
She responde... Read more
Two gators were sitting at the side of the swamp near Washington , DC .
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand
how you kin be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the
same size as kids. I just d... Read more
I was initially confused when I heard the word "service" used with these agencies:
Internal Revenue "Service"
U.S. Postal "Service"
Cable TV "Service"
State, City, County & Public "Se... Read more
LET'S SEE IF I GOT THIS CORRECT?
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IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER... Read more
The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give me a shot of Novocain.
"No way! No needles. I hate needles!" I said.
The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and I object. "I can't do the gas thing. The
thought of havi... Read more