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The Hotel Bill

Thursday, May 17, 2012      18 comments

Thank you to Dalmom 2007 for this joke: A lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 85th birthday by staying overnight in an expensive hotel. When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $450.00. ... Read more

How To Save The Airlines

Wednesday, May 16, 2012      16 comments

Thanks again goes to SparkFriend margemf: Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.... Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- they don't even serve foo... Read more

Sigh---------Another Blonde Joke

Tuesday, May 15, 2012      21 comments

A blonde was weed-a-whacking her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat, who was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to WAL-MART! Why WAL-MART? HELLOOOOOOOOO! WALMART is the larg... Read more

Shingles

Monday, May 14, 2012      26 comments

Thank you to SparkFriend margemf: Kevin had shingles. Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly lin... Read more

Cell Phone

Sunday, May 13, 2012      16 comments

Have you ever been in public and annoyed by a Cell phone user? Here's a great story. After a busy day, and just as he was settling down for a nap on the train, the man sitting near him hauled out his cell phone and started up a conversation: ... Read more

Two Dwarfs

Saturday, May 12, 2012      14 comments

Thank you to my good SFriend margemf for this joke: Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two ' working girls ' and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depre... Read more

Life's Lesson

Friday, May 11, 2012      19 comments

And now...today's life lesson: I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake. ... Read more

Bear Protection

Thursday, May 10, 2012      16 comments

This proves that caliber is not as important as shot placement. The reliable Beretta Jetfire .22 Short pistol is a personal favorite of mine and I am never without it. It saved my life a few years ago when attacked by a Grizzly... Read more

Sex Talk

Wednesday, May 09, 2012      22 comments

Two men were talking. 'So, how's your sex life?' 'Oh, nothing special. I'm having Pension sex.' 'Pension sex?' 'Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!' LOUD SEX A wife went in to s... Read more

Something A Little Different

Tuesday, May 08, 2012      13 comments

Put your cursor over a state and read the graph on the right.. (Put cursor to side of map for overall U.S.)... Map of Religions in the USA What a GREAT MAP ~ check out your state! I thought Obama said... Read more

Serenity or Senility?

Monday, May 07, 2012      18 comments

Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband?' '98,' she replied, 'Two years older than me' 'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented. She responde... Read more

Alligators Have a Different Problem

Sunday, May 06, 2012      14 comments

Two gators were sitting at the side of the swamp near Washington , DC . The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you kin be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids. I just d... Read more

What Does Service Mean?

Saturday, May 05, 2012      18 comments

I was initially confused when I heard the word "service" used with these agencies: Internal Revenue "Service" U.S. Postal "Service" Telephone "Service" Cable TV "Service" Civil "Service" State, City, County & Public "Se... Read more

Border Crossing

Friday, May 04, 2012      17 comments

LET'S SEE IF I GOT THIS CORRECT? ----------------------------
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------------- IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER... Read more

The Female Dentist

Thursday, May 03, 2012      13 comments

The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give me a shot of Novocain. "No way! No needles. I hate needles!" I said. The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and I object. "I can't do the gas thing. The thought of havi... Read more


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