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Something A Little Different

Tuesday, May 08, 2012      13 comments

Put your cursor over a state and read the graph on the right.. (Put cursor to side of map for overall U.S.)... Map of Religions in the USA What a GREAT MAP ~ check out your state! I thought Obama said... Read more

Serenity or Senility?

Monday, May 07, 2012      18 comments

Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband?' '98,' she replied, 'Two years older than me' 'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented. She responde... Read more

Alligators Have a Different Problem

Sunday, May 06, 2012      14 comments

Two gators were sitting at the side of the swamp near Washington , DC . The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you kin be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids. I just d... Read more

What Does Service Mean?

Saturday, May 05, 2012      18 comments

I was initially confused when I heard the word "service" used with these agencies: Internal Revenue "Service" U.S. Postal "Service" Telephone "Service" Cable TV "Service" Civil "Service" State, City, County & Public "Se... Read more

Border Crossing

Friday, May 04, 2012      17 comments

LET'S SEE IF I GOT THIS CORRECT? ----------------------------
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------------- IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER... Read more

The Female Dentist

Thursday, May 03, 2012      13 comments

The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give me a shot of Novocain. "No way! No needles. I hate needles!" I said. The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and I object. "I can't do the gas thing. The thought of havi... Read more

Splinters

Wednesday, May 02, 2012      16 comments

*/A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natura... Read more

Only in Las Vegas

Tuesday, May 01, 2012      15 comments

Las Vegas Churches accept gambling chips? THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS, BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS. NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CA... Read more

3 Women in a Sauna

Monday, April 30, 2012      20 comments

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-------------------------- Thank you again to Sparkfriend margemf. She is so good to me! Three Ladies in a Sauna THREE WOMEN... Read more

Polish Sausage

Sunday, April 29, 2012      18 comments

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days: A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you some... Read more

Lawn Work

Friday, April 27, 2012      20 comments

Two blondes were sipping their Starbucks when a truck went past loaded with rolls of sod. “I’m going to do that when I win the lottery,” announced Blonde 1. “Do what?” asked Blonde 2. “Send my lawn out to be mowed.” ... Read more

Humor

Thursday, April 26, 2012      14 comments

Another great joke from Spark FRiend margemf. Patton staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen. He tiptoed as quietly as he ... Read more

Ain't It the Truth?!

Wednesday, April 25, 2012      17 comments

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little nose. 'Oh please excuse me,' said the bunny. 'I didn't mean to trip over you... Read more

Witticisms

Tuesday, April 24, 2012      13 comments

I again thank SFRiend margemjf. She knows what I like! Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternative meanings for common words... Read more

Tax Man

Monday, April 23, 2012      16 comments

At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the IRS agent was checking the books, he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. W... Read more


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