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Two Dwarfs
Saturday, May 12, 2012      14 comments

Thank you to my good SFriend margemf for this joke: Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two ' working girls ' and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depre... Read more
Life's Lesson
Friday, May 11, 2012      19 comments

And now...today's life lesson: I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake. ... Read more
Bear Protection
Thursday, May 10, 2012      16 comments

This proves that caliber is not as important as shot placement. The reliable Beretta Jetfire .22 Short pistol is a personal favorite of mine and I am never without it. It saved my life a few years ago when attacked by a Grizzly... Read more
Sex Talk
Wednesday, May 09, 2012      22 comments

Two men were talking. 'So, how's your sex life?' 'Oh, nothing special. I'm having Pension sex.' 'Pension sex?' 'Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!' LOUD SEX A wife went in to s... Read more
Something A Little Different
Tuesday, May 08, 2012      13 comments

Put your cursor over a state and read the graph on the right.. (Put cursor to side of map for overall U.S.)... Map of Religions in the USA What a GREAT MAP ~ check out your state! I thought Obama said... Read more
Serenity or Senility?
Monday, May 07, 2012      18 comments

Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband?' '98,' she replied, 'Two years older than me' 'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented. She responde... Read more
Alligators Have a Different Problem
Sunday, May 06, 2012      14 comments

Two gators were sitting at the side of the swamp near Washington , DC . The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you kin be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids. I just d... Read more
What Does Service Mean?
Saturday, May 05, 2012      18 comments

I was initially confused when I heard the word "service" used with these agencies: Internal Revenue "Service" U.S. Postal "Service" Telephone "Service" Cable TV "Service" Civil "Service" State, City, County & Public "Se... Read more
Border Crossing
Friday, May 04, 2012      17 comments

LET'S SEE IF I GOT THIS CORRECT? ----------------------------
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------------- IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER... Read more
The Female Dentist
Thursday, May 03, 2012      13 comments

The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give me a shot of Novocain. "No way! No needles. I hate needles!" I said. The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and I object. "I can't do the gas thing. The thought of havi... Read more
Splinters
Wednesday, May 02, 2012      16 comments

*/A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natura... Read more
Only in Las Vegas
Tuesday, May 01, 2012      15 comments

Las Vegas Churches accept gambling chips? THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS, BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS. NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CA... Read more
3 Women in a Sauna
Monday, April 30, 2012      20 comments

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-------------------------- Thank you again to Sparkfriend margemf. She is so good to me! Three Ladies in a Sauna THREE WOMEN... Read more
Polish Sausage
Sunday, April 29, 2012      18 comments

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days: A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you some... Read more
Lawn Work
Friday, April 27, 2012      20 comments

Two blondes were sipping their Starbucks when a truck went past loaded with rolls of sod. “I’m going to do that when I win the lottery,” announced Blonde 1. “Do what?” asked Blonde 2. “Send my lawn out to be mowed.” ... Read more

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