The Goldberg Brothers
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Did you know
The Goldberg Brothers - The Inventors of the Automobile Air Conditioner
Here's a little fact for automotive buffs or just to dazzle your friends.
The four Goldberg brothers, Lowel... Read more
Great Female Humor
While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual
information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc.
Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, J... Read more
They walked in tandem, each of the ninety-two students filing into the already crowded auditorium. With their rich maroon gowns flowing and the traditional caps, they looked almost as grown up as they felt.
Dads swallowed hard b... Read more
Different Way of Looking At Things
Thanks to SFriend Marge
DIFFERENT WAYS OF LOOKING AT THINGS
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family values.
Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?'
Larry rep... Read more
A friend of mine was sitting on the lawn reading, when he was startled by a late model car crashing through a hedge and coming to rest on his lawn. He helped the elderly driver out and sat him on a lawn chair. "My goodness," he exclaimed, "You a... Read more
Don't Move to California
Don't Move to California!
In the wake of Koran burning, rumors are circulating that radical Muslims are planning to go on a rampage in Los Angeles, killing anyone who is a legal U.S. citizen. Police fear the death toll could be as high as 23.... Read more
What More Can You Do to Me?
A US Air Force C-130 was scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland , at
midnight during a winter month. During the pilot's pre-flight check, he
discovers that the latrine holding tank is still full from the last flight. So a
messa... Read more
A 50-something year old Muslim man arrived at his seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to an elderly white woman reading her Bible.
Disgusted, the Muslim man immediately summoned the flight a... Read more
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.
When he returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehavi... Read more
Senior Texting Codes - LOL
Teens have their texting codes (LOL, OMG, TTYL, etc.).
Not to be outdone by these little SNK (snotty nosed kids), now, finally us long-suffering seniors have our own texting codes!
Texting for Seniors as follows:
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A Conversation in Heaven
Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
I froze to death.
It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from
the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy,
and fi... Read more
Lawrence , Kansas, December 12, 2008
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before... Read more
For a great message and a short video, go to:
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The Baptist White Lie Cake
Have you ever told a white lie?
Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the
Baptist Church Ladies' Group in Tuscaloosa , but forgot to do it until the last minute.
She remembered it the morning of the bake sale and after
Rumm... Read more
Early Easter Joke
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
a sensitive man as well as an animal lo... Read more
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