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Humor
Thursday, April 26, 2012      14 comments

Another great joke from Spark FRiend margemf. Patton staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen. He tiptoed as quietly as he ... Read more
Ain't It the Truth?!
Wednesday, April 25, 2012      17 comments

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little nose. 'Oh please excuse me,' said the bunny. 'I didn't mean to trip over you... Read more
Witticisms
Tuesday, April 24, 2012      13 comments

I again thank SFRiend margemjf. She knows what I like! Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternative meanings for common words... Read more
Tax Man
Monday, April 23, 2012      16 comments

At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the IRS agent was checking the books, he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. W... Read more
The Goldberg Brothers
Friday, April 20, 2012      17 comments

Thanks to margemf--SparkFriend Did you know The Goldberg Brothers - The Inventors of the Automobile Air Conditioner Here's a little fact for automotive buffs or just to dazzle your friends. The four Goldberg brothers, Lowel... Read more
Great Female Humor
Thursday, April 19, 2012      14 comments

While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc. Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, J... Read more
The Sneeze
Wednesday, April 18, 2012      15 comments

They walked in tandem, each of the ninety-two students filing into the already crowded auditorium. With their rich maroon gowns flowing and the traditional caps, they looked almost as grown up as they felt. Dads swallowed hard b... Read more
Different Way of Looking At Things
Tuesday, April 17, 2012      13 comments

Thanks to SFriend Marge DIFFERENT WAYS OF LOOKING AT THINGS Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family values. Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?' Larry rep... Read more
Seniors Rule
Monday, April 16, 2012      20 comments

A friend of mine was sitting on the lawn reading, when he was startled by a late model car crashing through a hedge and coming to rest on his lawn. He helped the elderly driver out and sat him on a lawn chair. "My goodness," he exclaimed, "You a... Read more
Don't Move to California
Sunday, April 15, 2012      17 comments

Don't Move to California! In the wake of Koran burning, rumors are circulating that radical Muslims are planning to go on a rampage in Los Angeles, killing anyone who is a legal U.S. citizen. Police fear the death toll could be as high as 23.... Read more
What More Can You Do to Me?
Saturday, April 14, 2012      14 comments

A US Air Force C-130 was scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland , at midnight during a winter month. During the pilot's pre-flight check, he discovers that the latrine holding tank is still full from the last flight. So a messa... Read more
Smart Stewardess
Friday, April 13, 2012      15 comments

A 50-something year old Muslim man arrived at his seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to an elderly white woman reading her Bible. Disgusted, the Muslim man immediately summoned the flight a... Read more
Holy E-mail
Thursday, April 12, 2012      16 comments

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehavi... Read more
Senior Texting Codes - LOL
Wednesday, April 11, 2012      18 comments

Teens have their texting codes (LOL, OMG, TTYL, etc.). Not to be outdone by these little SNK (snotty nosed kids), now, finally us long-suffering seniors have our own texting codes! Texting for Seniors as follows: ... Read more
A Conversation in Heaven
Tuesday, April 10, 2012      17 comments

SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda. WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? SYLVIA: I froze to death. WANDA: How horrible! SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and fi... Read more

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