*/A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natura... Read more
Only in Las Vegas
Las Vegas Churches accept gambling chips?
THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN
LAS VEGAS, BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.
NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CA... Read more
3 Women in a Sauna
Thank you again to Sparkfriend margemf. She is so good to me!
Three Ladies in a Sauna
THREE WOMEN... Read more
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days:
A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you some... Read more
Two blondes were sipping their Starbucks when a truck went past loaded with rolls of sod.
“I’m going to do that when I win the lottery,” announced Blonde 1.
“Do what?” asked Blonde 2.
“Send my lawn out to be mowed.”
... Read more
Another great joke from Spark FRiend margemf.
Patton staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen.
He tiptoed as quietly as he ... Read more
Ain't It the Truth?!
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and
tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy
'Oh please excuse me,' said the bunny. 'I didn't mean to trip over
you... Read more
I again thank SFRiend margemjf. She knows what I like!
Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternative meanings for common words... Read more
At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.
While the IRS agent was checking the books, he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. W... Read more
The Goldberg Brothers
Thanks to margemf--SparkFriend
Did you know
The Goldberg Brothers - The Inventors of the Automobile Air Conditioner
Here's a little fact for automotive buffs or just to dazzle your friends.
The four Goldberg brothers, Lowel... Read more
Great Female Humor
While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual
information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc.
Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, J... Read more
They walked in tandem, each of the ninety-two students filing into the already crowded auditorium. With their rich maroon gowns flowing and the traditional caps, they looked almost as grown up as they felt.
Dads swallowed hard b... Read more
Different Way of Looking At Things
Thanks to SFriend Marge
DIFFERENT WAYS OF LOOKING AT THINGS
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family values.
Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?'
Larry rep... Read more
A friend of mine was sitting on the lawn reading, when he was startled by a late model car crashing through a hedge and coming to rest on his lawn. He helped the elderly driver out and sat him on a lawn chair. "My goodness," he exclaimed, "You a... Read more
Don't Move to California
Don't Move to California!
In the wake of Koran burning, rumors are circulating that radical Muslims are planning to go on a rampage in Los Angeles, killing anyone who is a legal U.S. citizen. Police fear the death toll could be as high as 23.... Read more
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