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Phone Service
Monday, April 09, 2012      22 comments

Lawrence , Kansas, December 12, 2008 A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before... Read more
Bible Story
Sunday, April 08, 2012      4 comments

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The Baptist White Lie Cake
Saturday, April 07, 2012      24 comments

Have you ever told a white lie? Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church Ladies' Group in Tuscaloosa , but forgot to do it until the last minute. She remembered it the morning of the bake sale and after Rumm... Read more
Early Easter Joke
Friday, April 06, 2012      15 comments

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lo... Read more
Children in Church
Thursday, April 05, 2012      16 comments

This comes from SparkPeople's margemf. Thank you for the idea. Children in Church A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" ... Read more
God's Sense of Humor
Wednesday, April 04, 2012      18 comments

While creating wives, God promised men that obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. And then He made the earth round. ... Read more
Tuesday, April 03, 2012      12 comments

> A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. > > The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. > > Finally, after many... Read more
Burglary in Florida
Monday, April 02, 2012      21 comments

"BURGLARY IN FLORIDA" (You just can't make this stuff up!!) When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they d... Read more
Outdoors Man
Sunday, April 01, 2012      17 comments

For all of the "Outdoors Men" During my physical, my doctor asked me about my daily activity level, and so I described a typical day this way: "Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from w... Read more
My Mother Taught Me........
Saturday, March 31, 2012      20 comments

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My m... Read more
The Soldier and the Nun
Friday, March 30, 2012      14 comments

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.' The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, 'Sister, have you seen a soldier?' The nun re... Read more
Irish Jokes
Thursday, March 29, 2012      14 comments

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp. "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender... Read more
Questions That Puzzle Me
Wednesday, March 28, 2012      14 comments

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? ... Read more
Drunken Irishman
Tuesday, March 27, 2012      17 comments

An Irishman is in a pub about as drunk as it’s possible to get. A group of guys notice his condition and decide to be good Samaritans and take him home. First they stand him up to get to his wallet so they can find out where he liv... Read more
Keep Your Berries Mold-Free
Monday, March 26, 2012      26 comments

The key to prevent berries from molding. Berries are delicious, but they're also kind of delicate. Raspberries in particular seem like they can mold before you even get them home from the market. There's nothing more tragic than... Read more

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