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Children in Church

Thursday, April 05, 2012      16 comments

This comes from SparkPeople's margemf. Thank you for the idea. Children in Church A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" ... Read more

God's Sense of Humor

Wednesday, April 04, 2012      18 comments

While creating wives, God promised men that obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. And then He made the earth round. ... Read more

Golf

Tuesday, April 03, 2012      12 comments

> A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. > > The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. > > Finally, after many... Read more

Burglary in Florida

Monday, April 02, 2012      21 comments

"BURGLARY IN FLORIDA" (You just can't make this stuff up!!) When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they d... Read more

Outdoors Man

Sunday, April 01, 2012      17 comments

For all of the "Outdoors Men" During my physical, my doctor asked me about my daily activity level, and so I described a typical day this way: "Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from w... Read more

My Mother Taught Me........

Saturday, March 31, 2012      20 comments

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My m... Read more

The Soldier and the Nun

Friday, March 30, 2012      14 comments

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.' The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, 'Sister, have you seen a soldier?' The nun re... Read more

Irish Jokes

Thursday, March 29, 2012      14 comments

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp. "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender... Read more

Questions That Puzzle Me

Wednesday, March 28, 2012      14 comments

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? ... Read more

Drunken Irishman

Tuesday, March 27, 2012      17 comments

An Irishman is in a pub about as drunk as itís possible to get. A group of guys notice his condition and decide to be good Samaritans and take him home. First they stand him up to get to his wallet so they can find out where he liv... Read more

Keep Your Berries Mold-Free

Monday, March 26, 2012      26 comments

The key to prevent berries from molding. Berries are delicious, but they're also kind of delicate. Raspberries in particular seem like they can mold before you even get them home from the market. There's nothing more tragic than... Read more

10 Men and 1 Woman

Sunday, March 25, 2012      19 comments

Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter. 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, Because otherwise they were all going to fall. ... Read more

Potatoes

Saturday, March 24, 2012      28 comments

Well, A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, And finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.' Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the f... Read more

The Philosophy of Charles Schultz

Friday, March 23, 2012      27 comments

The Charles Schulz Philosophy TRUER WORDS etc., etc. (This is marvelous!! There are two sets of questions. Scroll slowly and read carefully to receive and enjoy full effect) The following is the philosophy of C... Read more

Medicare in a Nut Shell

Thursday, March 22, 2012      22 comments

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello..' 'Mrs. Sanders, please.' 'Speaking.' 'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week... Read more


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