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What More Can You Do to Me?

Saturday, April 14, 2012      14 comments

A US Air Force C-130 was scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland , at midnight during a winter month. During the pilot's pre-flight check, he discovers that the latrine holding tank is still full from the last flight. So a messa... Read more

Smart Stewardess

Friday, April 13, 2012      15 comments

A 50-something year old Muslim man arrived at his seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to an elderly white woman reading her Bible. Disgusted, the Muslim man immediately summoned the flight a... Read more

Holy E-mail

Thursday, April 12, 2012      16 comments

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehavi... Read more

Senior Texting Codes - LOL

Wednesday, April 11, 2012      18 comments

Teens have their texting codes (LOL, OMG, TTYL, etc.). Not to be outdone by these little SNK (snotty nosed kids), now, finally us long-suffering seniors have our own texting codes! Texting for Seniors as follows: ... Read more

A Conversation in Heaven

Tuesday, April 10, 2012      17 comments

SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda. WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? SYLVIA: I froze to death. WANDA: How horrible! SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and fi... Read more

Phone Service

Monday, April 09, 2012      22 comments

Lawrence , Kansas, December 12, 2008 A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before... Read more

Bible Story

Sunday, April 08, 2012      4 comments

For a great message and a short video, go to: http://www.youtube.com/watch
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tu.be.... Read more

The Baptist White Lie Cake

Saturday, April 07, 2012      24 comments

Have you ever told a white lie? Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church Ladies' Group in Tuscaloosa , but forgot to do it until the last minute. She remembered it the morning of the bake sale and after Rumm... Read more

Early Easter Joke

Friday, April 06, 2012      15 comments

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lo... Read more

Children in Church

Thursday, April 05, 2012      16 comments

This comes from SparkPeople's margemf. Thank you for the idea. Children in Church A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" ... Read more

God's Sense of Humor

Wednesday, April 04, 2012      18 comments

While creating wives, God promised men that obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. And then He made the earth round. ... Read more

Golf

Tuesday, April 03, 2012      12 comments

> A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. > > The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. > > Finally, after many... Read more

Burglary in Florida

Monday, April 02, 2012      21 comments

"BURGLARY IN FLORIDA" (You just can't make this stuff up!!) When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they d... Read more

Outdoors Man

Sunday, April 01, 2012      17 comments

For all of the "Outdoors Men" During my physical, my doctor asked me about my daily activity level, and so I described a typical day this way: "Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from w... Read more

My Mother Taught Me........

Saturday, March 31, 2012      20 comments

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My m... Read more


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