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Irish Jokes

Thursday, March 29, 2012      14 comments

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp. "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender... Read more

Questions That Puzzle Me

Wednesday, March 28, 2012      14 comments

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? ... Read more

Drunken Irishman

Tuesday, March 27, 2012      17 comments

An Irishman is in a pub about as drunk as itís possible to get. A group of guys notice his condition and decide to be good Samaritans and take him home. First they stand him up to get to his wallet so they can find out where he liv... Read more

Keep Your Berries Mold-Free

Monday, March 26, 2012      26 comments

The key to prevent berries from molding. Berries are delicious, but they're also kind of delicate. Raspberries in particular seem like they can mold before you even get them home from the market. There's nothing more tragic than... Read more

10 Men and 1 Woman

Sunday, March 25, 2012      19 comments

Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter. 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, Because otherwise they were all going to fall. ... Read more


Saturday, March 24, 2012      28 comments

Well, A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, And finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.' Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the f... Read more

The Philosophy of Charles Schultz

Friday, March 23, 2012      27 comments

The Charles Schulz Philosophy TRUER WORDS etc., etc. (This is marvelous!! There are two sets of questions. Scroll slowly and read carefully to receive and enjoy full effect) The following is the philosophy of C... Read more

Medicare in a Nut Shell

Thursday, March 22, 2012      22 comments

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello..' 'Mrs. Sanders, please.' 'Speaking.' 'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week... Read more

Things I Learned in the South

Wednesday, March 21, 2012      21 comments

THINGS I LEARNED IN THE SOUTH A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of... Read more

Idaho Hunting Laws

Tuesday, March 20, 2012      22 comments

A Washington state Guy and an Idaho Man were hunting in up-state Idaho near the Canadian border when an illegal alien runs across the field. The Idaho Man takes careful aim, shoots him. "You can't do that!" cried the Washington Guy. "No,... Read more

40-Year Marriage

Monday, March 19, 2012      22 comments

After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23... Read more

Tqxi Story

Sunday, March 18, 2012      17 comments

An Arab enters a taxi.......... Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio because he must not hear music as decreed by his religion and, in the time of the prophet, there was no music, especially Western music which is music... Read more

From Aesop to Leno

Saturday, March 17, 2012      20 comments

Subject: Political quotes * If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates ~Jay Leno * The problem with political jokes is they get elected. ~Henry Cate, VII ... Read more

Chinese Sex

Friday, March 16, 2012      22 comments

While in China , an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple... Read more

The "Middle Wife"

Thursday, March 15, 2012      20 comments

The 'Middle Wife' by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back. Wh... Read more

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