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10 Men and 1 Woman
Sunday, March 25, 2012      19 comments

Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter. 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, Because otherwise they were all going to fall. ... Read more
Saturday, March 24, 2012      28 comments

Well, A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, And finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.' Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the f... Read more
The Philosophy of Charles Schultz
Friday, March 23, 2012      27 comments

The Charles Schulz Philosophy TRUER WORDS etc., etc. (This is marvelous!! There are two sets of questions. Scroll slowly and read carefully to receive and enjoy full effect) The following is the philosophy of C... Read more
Medicare in a Nut Shell
Thursday, March 22, 2012      22 comments

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello..' 'Mrs. Sanders, please.' 'Speaking.' 'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week... Read more
Things I Learned in the South
Wednesday, March 21, 2012      21 comments

THINGS I LEARNED IN THE SOUTH A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of... Read more
Idaho Hunting Laws
Tuesday, March 20, 2012      22 comments

A Washington state Guy and an Idaho Man were hunting in up-state Idaho near the Canadian border when an illegal alien runs across the field. The Idaho Man takes careful aim, shoots him. "You can't do that!" cried the Washington Guy. "No,... Read more
40-Year Marriage
Monday, March 19, 2012      22 comments

After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23... Read more
Tqxi Story
Sunday, March 18, 2012      17 comments

An Arab enters a taxi.......... Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio because he must not hear music as decreed by his religion and, in the time of the prophet, there was no music, especially Western music which is music... Read more
From Aesop to Leno
Saturday, March 17, 2012      20 comments

Subject: Political quotes * If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates ~Jay Leno * The problem with political jokes is they get elected. ~Henry Cate, VII ... Read more
Chinese Sex
Friday, March 16, 2012      22 comments

While in China , an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple... Read more
The "Middle Wife"
Thursday, March 15, 2012      20 comments

The 'Middle Wife' by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back. Wh... Read more
As We Age
Wednesday, March 14, 2012      17 comments

> A distraught senior citizen Phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "t hat the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "'Yes, I'm afraid so,"' the doctor told her. ... Read more
Reasons Not to Mess With Kids
Tuesday, March 13, 2012      21 comments

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl state... Read more
Daily Chuckle
Monday, March 12, 2012      21 comments

My wife told me to go to the doctors and get some of those tablets that 'help' get an erection. You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills! I'm still looking for a place to live. ... Read more
The Farmer
Sunday, March 11, 2012      24 comments

A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware Store and bought a bucket and a gallon ... Read more

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