The Philosophy of Charles Schultz
The Charles Schulz Philosophy
TRUER WORDS etc., etc.
(This is marvelous!! There are two sets of questions.
Scroll slowly and read carefully to receive and enjoy full
The following is the philosophy of C... Read more
Medicare in a Nut Shell
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello..'
'Mrs. Sanders, please.'
'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week... Read more
Things I Learned in the South
THINGS I LEARNED IN THE SOUTH
A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.
There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of... Read more
Idaho Hunting Laws
A Washington state Guy and an Idaho Man were hunting in up-state Idaho near the Canadian border when an illegal alien runs across the field.
The Idaho Man takes careful aim, shoots him.
"You can't do that!" cried the Washington Guy.
"No,... Read more
After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23... Read more
An Arab enters a taxi.......... Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio because he must not hear music as decreed by his religion and, in the time of the prophet, there was no music, especially Western music which is music... Read more
From Aesop to Leno
Subject: Political quotes
* If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates
* The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
~Henry Cate, VII
... Read more
While in China , an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple... Read more
The "Middle Wife"
The 'Middle Wife' by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher
I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back.
Wh... Read more
As We Age
> A distraught senior citizen
Phoned her doctor's office.
"Is it true," she wanted to know,
"t hat the medication
you prescribed has to be taken
for the rest of my life?"
"'Yes, I'm afraid so,"' the doctor told her.
... Read more
Reasons Not to Mess With Kids
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl state... Read more
My wife told me to go to the doctors and get some of those tablets that 'help' get an erection.
You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills!
I'm still looking for a place to live.
... Read more
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware Store and bought a bucket and a gallon ... Read more
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites!
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sn... Read more
Marriage Counseling 101
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling...
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and ... Read more
Get An Email Alert Each Time GERIKRAGH Posts