Marriage Counseling 101
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling...
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and ... Read more
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently bee... Read more
Wrong E-mail Address
A Milwaukee couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coord... Read more
Geography of a Woman
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa.
Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe.
Well developed and open to trade,
especially for someone of real value.
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The Vibrator (Slightly Risque)
I thought this joke might be too bad for SPeople but I e-mailed it to 2 SparkFriends and they okayed it.
As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom
door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from
within. Opening the door, she o... Read more
Homicide at Costco
Tired of constantly
Being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary and then arranging to have her killed.
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The Recession Has Hit Everybody
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO ' s are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen..
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
... Read more
Remember this story the next time somebody is doing their best to rain on your parade.
A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:
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Golfer in a Hurry
> A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the
> dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry I have two buddies sitting
> out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic,
> I don't ha... Read more
How To Be a Gracious Witch
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement
not even her parent's nasty divorce.
Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed
A w... Read more
The Ventriloquist and the Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one night, he's doing a show in
a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through
his usual dumb blonde jokes.
Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands ... Read more
A Bible For Mom
Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors
One evening, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed
the Christmas gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who moved ... Read more
Good Bye Mom
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.
She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I ha... Read more
Joke will follow announcement.
I want to appologize to everyone. I love putting my jokes on this page. I love all the Sparkers who read and respond to them. And I'm committed to thanking each and everyone of you. However, today I turne... Read more
Hanging by a Boob
While conducting some business at the Courthouse, I overheard a lady, who
had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say,
"Your Honor, I'm guilty but . . . there were extenuating circumstances."
The female Judge said, sar... Read more
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