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From Aesop to Leno

Saturday, March 17, 2012      20 comments

Subject: Political quotes * If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates ~Jay Leno * The problem with political jokes is they get elected. ~Henry Cate, VII ... Read more

Chinese Sex

Friday, March 16, 2012      22 comments

While in China , an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple... Read more

The "Middle Wife"

Thursday, March 15, 2012      20 comments

The 'Middle Wife' by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back. Wh... Read more

As We Age

Wednesday, March 14, 2012      17 comments

> A distraught senior citizen Phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "t hat the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "'Yes, I'm afraid so,"' the doctor told her. ... Read more

Reasons Not to Mess With Kids

Tuesday, March 13, 2012      21 comments

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl state... Read more

Daily Chuckle

Monday, March 12, 2012      21 comments

My wife told me to go to the doctors and get some of those tablets that 'help' get an erection. You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills! I'm still looking for a place to live. ... Read more

The Farmer

Sunday, March 11, 2012      24 comments

A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware Store and bought a bucket and a gallon ... Read more

British Humor

Saturday, March 10, 2012      22 comments

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites! ____________________________
_______________ FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sn... Read more

Marriage Counseling 101

Friday, March 09, 2012      27 comments

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling... When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and ... Read more


Thursday, March 08, 2012      22 comments

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently bee... Read more

Wrong E-mail Address

Wednesday, March 07, 2012      24 comments

A Milwaukee couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coord... Read more

Geography of a Woman

Tuesday, March 06, 2012      23 comments

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. ... Read more

The Vibrator (Slightly Risque)

Monday, March 05, 2012      29 comments

I thought this joke might be too bad for SPeople but I e-mailed it to 2 SparkFriends and they okayed it. As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she o... Read more

Homicide at Costco

Sunday, March 04, 2012      26 comments

Tired of constantly Being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary and then arranging to have her killed. ... Read more

The Recession Has Hit Everybody

Friday, March 02, 2012      27 comments

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO ' s are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.. A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced. ... Read more

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