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British Humor
Saturday, March 10, 2012      22 comments

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites! ____________________________
_______________ FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sn... Read more
Marriage Counseling 101
Friday, March 09, 2012      27 comments

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling... When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and ... Read more
Thursday, March 08, 2012      22 comments

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently bee... Read more
Wrong E-mail Address
Wednesday, March 07, 2012      24 comments

A Milwaukee couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coord... Read more
Geography of a Woman
Tuesday, March 06, 2012      23 comments

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. ... Read more
The Vibrator (Slightly Risque)
Monday, March 05, 2012      29 comments

I thought this joke might be too bad for SPeople but I e-mailed it to 2 SparkFriends and they okayed it. As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she o... Read more
Homicide at Costco
Sunday, March 04, 2012      26 comments

Tired of constantly Being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary and then arranging to have her killed. ... Read more
The Recession Has Hit Everybody
Friday, March 02, 2012      27 comments

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO ' s are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.. A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced. ... Read more
Negative People
Thursday, March 01, 2012      31 comments

Remember this story the next time somebody is doing their best to rain on your parade. A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: ... Read more
Golfer in a Hurry
Wednesday, February 29, 2012      21 comments

> A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the > dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry I have two buddies sitting > out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, > I don't ha... Read more
How To Be a Gracious Witch
Tuesday, February 28, 2012      35 comments

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement not even her parent's nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A w... Read more
The Ventriloquist and the Blonde
Monday, February 27, 2012      22 comments

A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one night, he's doing a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands ... Read more
A Bible For Mom
Sunday, February 26, 2012      20 comments

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers. One evening, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the Christmas gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who moved ... Read more
Good Bye Mom
Saturday, February 25, 2012      29 comments

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I ha... Read more
Irish Alzheimer's
Friday, February 24, 2012      32 comments

Joke will follow announcement. I want to appologize to everyone. I love putting my jokes on this page. I love all the Sparkers who read and respond to them. And I'm committed to thanking each and everyone of you. However, today I turne... Read more

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