Remember this story the next time somebody is doing their best to rain on your parade.
A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:
... Read more
Golfer in a Hurry
> A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the
> dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry I have two buddies sitting
> out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic,
> I don't ha... Read more
How To Be a Gracious Witch
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement
not even her parent's nasty divorce.
Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed
A w... Read more
The Ventriloquist and the Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one night, he's doing a show in
a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through
his usual dumb blonde jokes.
Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands ... Read more
A Bible For Mom
Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors
One evening, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed
the Christmas gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who moved ... Read more
Good Bye Mom
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.
She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I ha... Read more
Joke will follow announcement.
I want to appologize to everyone. I love putting my jokes on this page. I love all the Sparkers who read and respond to them. And I'm committed to thanking each and everyone of you. However, today I turne... Read more
Hanging by a Boob
While conducting some business at the Courthouse, I overheard a lady, who
had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say,
"Your Honor, I'm guilty but . . . there were extenuating circumstances."
The female Judge said, sar... Read more
A Blonde in Church
A Texas pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Klu Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accep... Read more
The Blonde and the Lord
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject,
and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.
After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular
cut in the ... Read more
Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she ... Read more
Don't Mess With Old Ladies!
A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She
picked up four cans and took them to the checkout counter.
The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you h... Read more
Father of the Year
"FATHER OF THE YEAR"
A man boarded a plane with six kids. (gutsy guy!)
After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours ?"
He replied, "No.... Read more
Thought You Knew Everything?
Stewardesses is the longest word
typed with only the left hand.
And 'lollipop' is the longest word typed
with your right hand. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?)
No word in the English language rhymes with
mon... Read more
Surprise !!! Some GOOD news for a change!!!
As I was waiting in line behind an older gentleman at Wendy's recently, I heard him ask for his senior discount. The girl at the register apologized and charged him less. When I asked the m... Read more
Get An Email Alert Each Time GERIKRAGH Posts