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A Blonde in Church

Wednesday, February 22, 2012      29 comments

A Texas pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Klu Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accep... Read more

The Blonde and the Lord

Tuesday, February 21, 2012      23 comments

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ... Read more

Aunt Mildred

Monday, February 20, 2012      27 comments

Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she ... Read more

Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts Don't Mess With Old Ladies!

Sunday, February 19, 2012      138 comments

A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up four cans and took them to the checkout counter. The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you h... Read more

Father of the Year

Saturday, February 18, 2012      22 comments

"FATHER OF THE YEAR" A man boarded a plane with six kids. (gutsy guy!) After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours ?" He replied, "No.... Read more

Thought You Knew Everything?

Friday, February 17, 2012      18 comments

Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand. And 'lollipop' is the longest word typed with your right hand. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?) No word in the English language rhymes with mon... Read more

Senior Discounts

Thursday, February 16, 2012      19 comments

Surprise !!! Some GOOD news for a change!!! As I was waiting in line behind an older gentleman at Wendy's recently, I heard him ask for his senior discount. The girl at the register apologized and charged him less. When I asked the m... Read more

Don't Make Stupid Remarks!

Wednesday, February 15, 2012      27 comments

If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks! A United States Marine was taking some college courses between assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq and Afghanistan .. One of the courses had a professor who w... Read more

Best Clean Joke

Tuesday, February 14, 2012      20 comments

This is one of the best clean jokes I've seen in a while! Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. ... Read more

The Gynecologist Who Became a Mechanic

Monday, February 13, 2012      52 comments

If you don't laugh out loud on this one, your "laugher" might be broken! A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be benef... Read more

Lock Your Doors

Sunday, February 12, 2012      19 comments

BE SURE TO LOCK YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS! A Wisconsin man was found dead in his home over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub. The tub had been filled with milk, sugar and cornflak... Read more

Heart Attack and Water

Saturday, February 11, 2012      23 comments

Interesting! And it even makes sense! Something I didn't know either! I asked my Doctor why do I and other people urinate so much at night time. Answer from my Cardiac Doctor = Gravity holds water in the lower part of your body... Read more

Perspective

Friday, February 10, 2012      19 comments

A young couple moves into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside. "That laundry is not very clean", she said. "She doesn't know how to wash correctly.... Read more

Trust Your Husband

Thursday, February 09, 2012      18 comments

There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband... for example... A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball b... Read more

Old Thoughts

Wednesday, February 08, 2012      18 comments

TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN, YET THE YOUNGEST YOU'LL EVER BE, SO ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS. ~Your Kids are becoming you......but your grandchildren are Perfect! ~Going Out is good..Coming Home is better!... Read more


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