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Negative People

Thursday, March 01, 2012      31 comments

Remember this story the next time somebody is doing their best to rain on your parade. A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: ... Read more

Golfer in a Hurry

Wednesday, February 29, 2012      21 comments

> A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the > dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry I have two buddies sitting > out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, > I don't ha... Read more

How To Be a Gracious Witch

Tuesday, February 28, 2012      35 comments

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement not even her parent's nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A w... Read more

The Ventriloquist and the Blonde

Monday, February 27, 2012      22 comments

A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one night, he's doing a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands ... Read more

A Bible For Mom

Sunday, February 26, 2012      20 comments

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers. One evening, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the Christmas gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who moved ... Read more

Good Bye Mom

Saturday, February 25, 2012      29 comments

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I ha... Read more

Irish Alzheimer's

Friday, February 24, 2012      32 comments

Joke will follow announcement. I want to appologize to everyone. I love putting my jokes on this page. I love all the Sparkers who read and respond to them. And I'm committed to thanking each and everyone of you. However, today I turne... Read more

Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts Hanging by a Boob

Thursday, February 23, 2012      356 comments

While conducting some business at the Courthouse, I overheard a lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say, "Your Honor, I'm guilty but . . . there were extenuating circumstances." The female Judge said, sar... Read more

A Blonde in Church

Wednesday, February 22, 2012      29 comments

A Texas pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Klu Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accep... Read more

The Blonde and the Lord

Tuesday, February 21, 2012      23 comments

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ... Read more

Aunt Mildred

Monday, February 20, 2012      27 comments

Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she ... Read more

Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts Don't Mess With Old Ladies!

Sunday, February 19, 2012      138 comments

A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up four cans and took them to the checkout counter. The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you h... Read more

Father of the Year

Saturday, February 18, 2012      22 comments

"FATHER OF THE YEAR" A man boarded a plane with six kids. (gutsy guy!) After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours ?" He replied, "No.... Read more

Thought You Knew Everything?

Friday, February 17, 2012      18 comments

Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand. And 'lollipop' is the longest word typed with your right hand. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?) No word in the English language rhymes with mon... Read more

Senior Discounts

Thursday, February 16, 2012      19 comments

Surprise !!! Some GOOD news for a change!!! As I was waiting in line behind an older gentleman at Wendy's recently, I heard him ask for his senior discount. The girl at the register apologized and charged him less. When I asked the m... Read more

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