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Senior Discounts

Thursday, February 16, 2012      19 comments

Surprise !!! Some GOOD news for a change!!! As I was waiting in line behind an older gentleman at Wendy's recently, I heard him ask for his senior discount. The girl at the register apologized and charged him less. When I asked the m... Read more

Don't Make Stupid Remarks!

Wednesday, February 15, 2012      27 comments

If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks! A United States Marine was taking some college courses between assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq and Afghanistan .. One of the courses had a professor who w... Read more

Best Clean Joke

Tuesday, February 14, 2012      20 comments

This is one of the best clean jokes I've seen in a while! Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. ... Read more

The Gynecologist Who Became a Mechanic

Monday, February 13, 2012      52 comments

If you don't laugh out loud on this one, your "laugher" might be broken! A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be benef... Read more

Lock Your Doors

Sunday, February 12, 2012      19 comments

BE SURE TO LOCK YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS! A Wisconsin man was found dead in his home over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub. The tub had been filled with milk, sugar and cornflak... Read more

Heart Attack and Water

Saturday, February 11, 2012      23 comments

Interesting! And it even makes sense! Something I didn't know either! I asked my Doctor why do I and other people urinate so much at night time. Answer from my Cardiac Doctor = Gravity holds water in the lower part of your body... Read more

Perspective

Friday, February 10, 2012      19 comments

A young couple moves into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside. "That laundry is not very clean", she said. "She doesn't know how to wash correctly.... Read more

Trust Your Husband

Thursday, February 09, 2012      18 comments

There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband... for example... A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball b... Read more

Old Thoughts

Wednesday, February 08, 2012      18 comments

TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN, YET THE YOUNGEST YOU'LL EVER BE, SO ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS. ~Your Kids are becoming you......but your grandchildren are Perfect! ~Going Out is good..Coming Home is better!... Read more

How true

Tuesday, February 07, 2012      19 comments

It's just dawned on me.... My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, an... Read more

Election Commentary

Monday, February 06, 2012      14 comments

'I haven't left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; All the commercials are for Viagra and Cialis. Election - erection - election - erection - - - either wa... Read more

Seniors!

Sunday, February 05, 2012      19 comments

Seniors Overheard At Cracker Barrel ---A group of seniors met for lunch and were sitting around talking about all their ailments: "My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one. "Yes, I know," said a... Read more

I'm Rich!

Saturday, February 04, 2012      24 comments

O.M.G., I'm rich! Silver In The Hair Gold In The Teeth Crystals In The Kidneys Sugar In The Blood Lead In The .... Iron In The Arteries And An Inexhaustible Supply Of Natural Gas. ... Read more

Children In Church

Friday, February 03, 2012      16 comments

One Sunday in a Midwest City , a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally, the father picked the little fellow ... Read more

I Have A Question

Thursday, February 02, 2012      14 comments

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one? If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~* Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just s... Read more


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