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Election Commentary

Monday, February 06, 2012      14 comments

'I haven't left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; All the commercials are for Viagra and Cialis. Election - erection - election - erection - - - either wa... Read more

Seniors!

Sunday, February 05, 2012      19 comments

Seniors Overheard At Cracker Barrel ---A group of seniors met for lunch and were sitting around talking about all their ailments: "My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one. "Yes, I know," said a... Read more

I'm Rich!

Saturday, February 04, 2012      24 comments

O.M.G., I'm rich! Silver In The Hair Gold In The Teeth Crystals In The Kidneys Sugar In The Blood Lead In The .... Iron In The Arteries And An Inexhaustible Supply Of Natural Gas. ... Read more

Children In Church

Friday, February 03, 2012      16 comments

One Sunday in a Midwest City , a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally, the father picked the little fellow ... Read more

I Have A Question

Thursday, February 02, 2012      14 comments

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one? If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~* Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just s... Read more

Baby Boomer Test

Wednesday, February 01, 2012      17 comments

MEMORY TEST! (Have a paper and pencil handy to record your answers.. Your mind isn't as sharp as it once was!) This is NOT a pushover test. It's a Baby Boomer era test! There are 20questions. Average score is 12. This one wil... Read more

Another Perspective

Tuesday, January 31, 2012      15 comments

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and family values. Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?' Larry replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?' ________________... Read more

Redneck and Bucket of Fish

Monday, January 30, 2012      13 comments

A redneck with a bucket full of live fish was approached recently by a game warden in West Virginia as he started to drive away from a lake with his boat. The game warden asked the man,"May I see your fishing license please?" "N... Read more

The Philosophy of Ambiguity

Sunday, January 29, 2012      16 comments

1. DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS. 2. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR. 3. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION. 4. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEY... Read more

Old Man and the Beaver

Saturday, January 28, 2012      16 comments

An 86 year old man went to his doctor for his quarterly checkup. The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 86 year old said, “Things are great Doc, I’ve never felt better. I now have a 20 year old bride who is pregnant with... Read more

Places I Have or Have Not Been

Friday, January 27, 2012      19 comments

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in S... Read more

Computer Tech Support

Thursday, January 26, 2012      18 comments

This made me feel a wee bit better about my computer skills! Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Customer: A white one... Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Custom... Read more

What is Marketing?

Wednesday, January 25, 2012      19 comments

The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING. People often ask me for a simple explanation of "Marketing"- so here it is: You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say "I'm fantastic in b... Read more

What Is Celibacy?

Tuesday, January 24, 2012      13 comments

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are i... Read more

Southern Cops

Monday, January 23, 2012      19 comments

These are actual comments made by South Carolina Troopers that were taken off their car videos: 1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." 2. "Relax, the handcuffs... Read more


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