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Another Perspective

Tuesday, January 31, 2012      15 comments

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and family values. Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?' Larry replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?' ________________... Read more

Redneck and Bucket of Fish

Monday, January 30, 2012      13 comments

A redneck with a bucket full of live fish was approached recently by a game warden in West Virginia as he started to drive away from a lake with his boat. The game warden asked the man,"May I see your fishing license please?" "N... Read more

The Philosophy of Ambiguity

Sunday, January 29, 2012      16 comments

1. DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS. 2. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR. 3. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION. 4. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEY... Read more

Old Man and the Beaver

Saturday, January 28, 2012      16 comments

An 86 year old man went to his doctor for his quarterly checkup. The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 86 year old said, “Things are great Doc, I’ve never felt better. I now have a 20 year old bride who is pregnant with... Read more

Places I Have or Have Not Been

Friday, January 27, 2012      19 comments

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in S... Read more

Computer Tech Support

Thursday, January 26, 2012      18 comments

This made me feel a wee bit better about my computer skills! Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Customer: A white one... Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Custom... Read more

What is Marketing?

Wednesday, January 25, 2012      19 comments

The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING. People often ask me for a simple explanation of "Marketing"- so here it is: You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say "I'm fantastic in b... Read more

What Is Celibacy?

Tuesday, January 24, 2012      13 comments

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are i... Read more

Southern Cops

Monday, January 23, 2012      19 comments

These are actual comments made by South Carolina Troopers that were taken off their car videos: 1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." 2. "Relax, the handcuffs... Read more

Rocket Science

Sunday, January 22, 2012      16 comments

Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard 4 pound dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of co... Read more

My New Primary Care Physician

Saturday, January 21, 2012      19 comments

Love this Doctor! Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not ... Read more

Flour and Water

Friday, January 20, 2012      18 comments

HOW COME WHEN YOU MIX WATER AND FLOUR TOGETHER You get glue?.. and then you add eggs and sugar... and you get cake? Where did the glue go ? NEED AN ANSWER? You kn... Read more

Homeless Man's Funeral

Thursday, January 19, 2012      29 comments

As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Tennessee ... Read more

Maxine's Physical

Wednesday, January 18, 2012      17 comments

After the eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination, the doctor said, "You are in fine shape for your age, Maxine, but tell me, do you still have intercourse?" "Just a mi... Read more

Pocket Tazer Stun Gun

Tuesday, January 17, 2012      31 comments

Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion ... Read more


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