The Philosophy of Ambiguity
1. DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS.
2. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR.
3. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.
4. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEY... Read more
Old Man and the Beaver
An 86 year old man went to his doctor for his quarterly checkup.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 86 year old said,
“Things are great Doc, I’ve never felt better. I now have a 20 year
old bride who is pregnant with... Read more
Places I Have or Have Not Been
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots.
Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in S... Read more
Computer Tech Support
This made me feel a wee bit better about my computer skills!
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one...
Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Custom... Read more
What is Marketing?
The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING.
People often ask me for a simple explanation of "Marketing"- so here it is:
You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say
"I'm fantastic in b... Read more
What Is Celibacy?
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.
While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are i... Read more
These are actual comments made by South Carolina Troopers that were taken off their car videos:
1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."
2. "Relax, the handcuffs... Read more
Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard 4 pound dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of co... Read more
My New Primary Care Physician
Love this Doctor!
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not ... Read more
Flour and Water
HOW COME WHEN YOU MIX
WATER AND FLOUR TOGETHER
and then you add
and you get cake?
Where did the glue go ?
You kn... Read more
Homeless Man's Funeral
As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral
director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had
no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery
in the Tennessee ... Read more
After the eighty-three year old
lady finished her annual
examination, the doctor said,
"You are in fine shape for your age,
Maxine, but tell me, do you
"Just a mi... Read more
Pocket Tazer Stun Gun
Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife.
A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this:
Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion ... Read more
A School Teacher
Texas teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots. He asked for help and she could see why.
Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. By the time they got the second... Read more
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, You've got to make love ... Read more
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