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Three Little Ducks in a Bar

Thursday, January 05, 2012      15 comments

Three little ducks go into a Bar...... "Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck. "Huey," was the reply. "How's your day been, Huey?" "Great.. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all da... Read more

The Church Fart

Wednesday, January 04, 2012      20 comments

This says it all...about getting older & the whole aging thing. An elderly couple are attending church services.. About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband. It says, "I just let out a silent fart. What do y... Read more

Jails and Nursing Homes

Tuesday, January 03, 2012      20 comments

Jails and Nursing Homes Here's the way it should be: Let's put the seniors in jail and the criminals in nursing homes. This would correct two things in one motion: Seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. Th... Read more

2-Way Mirror or Plain Glass?

Monday, January 02, 2012      12 comments

How can you tell when you are in a room, restroom, motel etc. with a mirror or a 2-way glass? Here's how: I thought it was quite interesting! And I know in about 30 seconds you're going to do what I did and find the neares... Read more

It's All About the South

Sunday, January 01, 2012      14 comments

Georgia The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Geor... Read more

Alabama

Saturday, December 31, 2011      10 comments

Joe and Henry separated from their buddies and went out shooting on their own. Just as Henry shot the biggest deer they had ever seen, he had a heart attack. When Joe got back with the buck on his back, his friends asked him where Henry was. ... Read more

Toilet Paper

Friday, December 30, 2011      20 comments

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. 'If you want ... Read more

Christmas Shopping (I should have posted this last week)

Thursday, December 29, 2011      13 comments

A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon. Suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared". The somewhat irate spouse called her mate's cell phone and demanded: "Where the hell are you?" ... Read more

A Cow, An Ant, and An Old Fart

Wednesday, December 28, 2011      16 comments

A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. The Cow: I give 50 litres of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest! The Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 ti... Read more

Always Ask Never Assume

Tuesday, December 27, 2011      14 comments

News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a h... Read more

Golf Bets

Monday, December 26, 2011      10 comments

TIGER WOODS AND STEVIE WONDER Tiger Woods & Stevie Wonder are in a bar... Tiger turns to Stevie and says, "How's the singing career going?" Stevie replies, "Not too bad. How's the golf?" Woods replies, "Not too bad, I'... Read more

Inner Peace

Sunday, December 25, 2011      10 comments

I'm passing this on because it worked for me today..... A Dr. on TV said in order to have inner peace, we should finish things we started & we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked around my house to find things I'd started &... Read more

Leroy

Saturday, December 24, 2011      7 comments

In a Detroit church one Sunday morning, a preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar." With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Lero... Read more

There Ya Go

Friday, December 23, 2011      14 comments

On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife.. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuad... Read more

Warning for Older Men

Thursday, December 22, 2011      15 comments

Warning for Older Men! Clever Scam...warn your friends!! This is very serious stuff! You wives and girl friends will want to warn your guys to be careful .... and mindful of the consequences. ... Women often receive warnings... Read more


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