Another Golf Joke
man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what ... Read more
Sal Wallerstein was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second. On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang...
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Three Little Ducks in a Bar
Three little ducks go into a Bar......
"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.
"Huey," was the reply.
"How's your day been, Huey?"
"Great.. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all da... Read more
The Church Fart
This says it all...about getting older & the whole aging thing.
An elderly couple are attending church services.. About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband.
It says, "I just let out a silent fart. What do y... Read more
Jails and Nursing Homes
Jails and Nursing Homes
Here's the way it should be:
Let's put the seniors in jail and the criminals in nursing homes.
This would correct two things in one motion:
Seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.
Th... Read more
2-Way Mirror or Plain Glass?
How can you tell when you are in a room, restroom, motel etc. with
a mirror or a 2-way glass?
Here's how: I thought it was quite interesting! And I know
in about 30 seconds you're going to do what I did and find
the neares... Read more
It's All About the South
The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Geor... Read more
Joe and Henry separated from their buddies and went out shooting on their own. Just as Henry shot the biggest deer they had ever seen, he had a heart attack.
When Joe got back with the buck on his back, his friends asked him where Henry was. ... Read more
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
that my breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically
comes up with a suggestion.
'If you want ... Read more
Christmas Shopping (I should have posted this last week)
A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon.
Suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared".
The somewhat irate spouse called her mate's cell phone and demanded: "Where the hell are you?"
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A Cow, An Ant, and An Old Fart
A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.
The Cow: I give 50 litres of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!
The Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 ti... Read more
Always Ask Never Assume
News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.
He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.
Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a h... Read more
TIGER WOODS AND STEVIE WONDER
Tiger Woods & Stevie Wonder are in a bar...
Tiger turns to Stevie and says, "How's the singing career going?"
Stevie replies, "Not too bad. How's the golf?"
Woods replies, "Not too bad, I'... Read more
I'm passing this on because it worked for me today..... A Dr. on TV said in order to have inner peace, we should finish things we started & we all could use more calm in our lives.
I looked around my house to find things I'd started &... Read more
In a Detroit church one Sunday morning, a preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar." With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Lero... Read more