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Another Golf Joke
Saturday, January 07, 2012      9 comments

man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what ... Read more
Golf Joke
Friday, January 06, 2012      15 comments

Sal Wallerstein was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second. On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang... ... Read more
Three Little Ducks in a Bar
Thursday, January 05, 2012      15 comments

Three little ducks go into a Bar...... "Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck. "Huey," was the reply. "How's your day been, Huey?" "Great.. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all da... Read more
The Church Fart
Wednesday, January 04, 2012      20 comments

This says it all...about getting older & the whole aging thing. An elderly couple are attending church services.. About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband. It says, "I just let out a silent fart. What do y... Read more
Jails and Nursing Homes
Tuesday, January 03, 2012      20 comments

Jails and Nursing Homes Here's the way it should be: Let's put the seniors in jail and the criminals in nursing homes. This would correct two things in one motion: Seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. Th... Read more
2-Way Mirror or Plain Glass?
Monday, January 02, 2012      12 comments

How can you tell when you are in a room, restroom, motel etc. with a mirror or a 2-way glass? Here's how: I thought it was quite interesting! And I know in about 30 seconds you're going to do what I did and find the neares... Read more
It's All About the South
Sunday, January 01, 2012      14 comments

Georgia The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Geor... Read more
Alabama
Saturday, December 31, 2011      10 comments

Joe and Henry separated from their buddies and went out shooting on their own. Just as Henry shot the biggest deer they had ever seen, he had a heart attack. When Joe got back with the buck on his back, his friends asked him where Henry was. ... Read more
Toilet Paper
Friday, December 30, 2011      20 comments

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. 'If you want ... Read more
Christmas Shopping (I should have posted this last week)
Thursday, December 29, 2011      13 comments

A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon. Suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared". The somewhat irate spouse called her mate's cell phone and demanded: "Where the hell are you?" ... Read more
A Cow, An Ant, and An Old Fart
Wednesday, December 28, 2011      16 comments

A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. The Cow: I give 50 litres of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest! The Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 ti... Read more
Always Ask Never Assume
Tuesday, December 27, 2011      14 comments

News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a h... Read more
Golf Bets
Monday, December 26, 2011      10 comments

TIGER WOODS AND STEVIE WONDER Tiger Woods & Stevie Wonder are in a bar... Tiger turns to Stevie and says, "How's the singing career going?" Stevie replies, "Not too bad. How's the golf?" Woods replies, "Not too bad, I'... Read more
Inner Peace
Sunday, December 25, 2011      10 comments

I'm passing this on because it worked for me today..... A Dr. on TV said in order to have inner peace, we should finish things we started & we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked around my house to find things I'd started &... Read more
Leroy
Saturday, December 24, 2011      7 comments

In a Detroit church one Sunday morning, a preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar." With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Lero... Read more

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