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Seniors and Computers

Thursday, January 12, 2012      18 comments

As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers. I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of... Read more

Are You Smarter Than a 60 Year Old?

Wednesday, January 11, 2012      15 comments

The answers are printed below, but don't cheat. 01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, "Who was that masked man?" Invariably, someone would answer, "I don't know, bu... Read more

New Medicare Program

Tuesday, January 10, 2012      12 comments

New Medicare Program You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Poli... Read more

You Might Be a Redneck

Monday, January 09, 2012      18 comments

This is not the type of Redneck jokes we hear, this is beautiful. We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to Take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that Values home, family, country and God... Read more

Another Golf Joke

Saturday, January 07, 2012      9 comments

man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what ... Read more

Golf Joke

Friday, January 06, 2012      15 comments

Sal Wallerstein was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second. On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang... ... Read more

Three Little Ducks in a Bar

Thursday, January 05, 2012      15 comments

Three little ducks go into a Bar...... "Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck. "Huey," was the reply. "How's your day been, Huey?" "Great.. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all da... Read more

The Church Fart

Wednesday, January 04, 2012      20 comments

This says it all...about getting older & the whole aging thing. An elderly couple are attending church services.. About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband. It says, "I just let out a silent fart. What do y... Read more

Jails and Nursing Homes

Tuesday, January 03, 2012      20 comments

Jails and Nursing Homes Here's the way it should be: Let's put the seniors in jail and the criminals in nursing homes. This would correct two things in one motion: Seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. Th... Read more

2-Way Mirror or Plain Glass?

Monday, January 02, 2012      12 comments

How can you tell when you are in a room, restroom, motel etc. with a mirror or a 2-way glass? Here's how: I thought it was quite interesting! And I know in about 30 seconds you're going to do what I did and find the neares... Read more

It's All About the South

Sunday, January 01, 2012      14 comments

Georgia The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Geor... Read more

Alabama

Saturday, December 31, 2011      10 comments

Joe and Henry separated from their buddies and went out shooting on their own. Just as Henry shot the biggest deer they had ever seen, he had a heart attack. When Joe got back with the buck on his back, his friends asked him where Henry was. ... Read more

Toilet Paper

Friday, December 30, 2011      20 comments

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. 'If you want ... Read more

Christmas Shopping (I should have posted this last week)

Thursday, December 29, 2011      13 comments

A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon. Suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared". The somewhat irate spouse called her mate's cell phone and demanded: "Where the hell are you?" ... Read more

A Cow, An Ant, and An Old Fart

Wednesday, December 28, 2011      16 comments

A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. The Cow: I give 50 litres of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest! The Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 ti... Read more


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