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I'm Not Old!

Monday, December 19, 2011      17 comments

* I woke up, I lifted my arms, I moved my knees, I turned my neck.... Everything made the same noise: 'Crrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaac
cccK!' ....I came to a conclusion: I am not old, I'm ... Read more

Choosing A Wife

Sunday, December 18, 2011      17 comments

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy be... Read more

The Stranger

Saturday, December 17, 2011      9 comments

A few years after I was born, my Dad met a stranger who was new to our small town. From the beginning, Dad was fascinated with this enchanting newcomer and soon invited him to live with our family. The stranger was quickly accepted and was aroun... Read more

Carol and The Red Bike

Friday, December 16, 2011      17 comments

Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner. Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell her mother what she wanted. " Mom , I want a bike for my birthday." Now, Little Car... Read more

The Miracle of Toilet Paper

Thursday, December 15, 2011      25 comments

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. 'If you want you... Read more

Use of Capitals

Wednesday, December 14, 2011      19 comments

Subject: Fw: Use of Capitals To: From a Teacher…………short and to the point In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have long forgotten the art of using Capitals. For those of you ... Read more

A Cowboy Named Bob

Tuesday, December 13, 2011      18 comments

A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo Theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, “Sorry sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.” The cowboy groaned but didn’t budge. The ... Read more

50th Anniversary (No, not mine!)

Monday, December 12, 2011      22 comments

A couple was celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. "Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one .... 'Sorry I'm running late. I had an em... Read more

"Retarded" Grandparents

Sunday, December 11, 2011      15 comments

Written by a third grader , on what his grandparents do. After Christmas , a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holida... Read more

Do Not Stop Playing

Saturday, December 10, 2011      8 comments

We do not stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing. Never Be The First To Get Old!!!! ! If you see someone without a smile, Always give them yours.!!! Have a GREAT Day! __._,_ ... Read more

The Twelve Days of Christmas--What it Really Means

Friday, December 09, 2011      7 comments

There is one Christmas Carol that has always baffled me. What in the world do leaping lords, French hens, swimming swans, and especially the partridge who won't come out of the pear tree have to do with Christmas? This week, I found out. ... Read more

Shirley and Marcy

Thursday, December 08, 2011      10 comments

A mother was concerned about her kindergarten son, Timmy, walking to school. He didn't want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling that he had some independence but yet know that he was safe. So she had an idea of how... Read more

Where Did These Sayings Come From?

Wednesday, December 07, 2011      12 comments

> > Us older people need to learn something new every day.. > Just to keep the grey matter tuned up. > > Where did "Piss Poor" come from? > Interesting History. > They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used t... Read more

No More Airport Screening?

Tuesday, December 06, 2011      15 comments

Got to love this, what a brilliant idea! The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will ... Read more

Irish Millionaire

Monday, December 05, 2011      16 comments

Mick, from Dublin , appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 Euros. "You've done very well so far," said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter, "but for a million euros you'v... Read more


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