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Christmas Shopping (I should have posted this last week)

Thursday, December 29, 2011      13 comments

A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon. Suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared". The somewhat irate spouse called her mate's cell phone and demanded: "Where the hell are you?" ... Read more

A Cow, An Ant, and An Old Fart

Wednesday, December 28, 2011      16 comments

A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. The Cow: I give 50 litres of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest! The Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 ti... Read more

Always Ask Never Assume

Tuesday, December 27, 2011      14 comments

News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a h... Read more

Golf Bets

Monday, December 26, 2011      10 comments

TIGER WOODS AND STEVIE WONDER Tiger Woods & Stevie Wonder are in a bar... Tiger turns to Stevie and says, "How's the singing career going?" Stevie replies, "Not too bad. How's the golf?" Woods replies, "Not too bad, I'... Read more

Inner Peace

Sunday, December 25, 2011      10 comments

I'm passing this on because it worked for me today..... A Dr. on TV said in order to have inner peace, we should finish things we started & we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked around my house to find things I'd started &... Read more

Leroy

Saturday, December 24, 2011      7 comments

In a Detroit church one Sunday morning, a preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar." With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Lero... Read more

There Ya Go

Friday, December 23, 2011      14 comments

On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife.. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuad... Read more

Warning for Older Men

Thursday, December 22, 2011      15 comments

Warning for Older Men! Clever Scam...warn your friends!! This is very serious stuff! You wives and girl friends will want to warn your guys to be careful .... and mindful of the consequences. ... Women often receive warnings... Read more

Thanks for Nothing

Wednesday, December 21, 2011      12 comments

As we progress through to the end of 2011, I want to thank you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery. I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a ... Read more

The Christmas Party

Tuesday, December 20, 2011      12 comments

I would like to share an experience with you all about drinking and driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years. Last night, I... Read more

I'm Not Old!

Monday, December 19, 2011      17 comments

* I woke up, I lifted my arms, I moved my knees, I turned my neck.... Everything made the same noise: 'Crrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaac
cccK!' ....I came to a conclusion: I am not old, I'm ... Read more

Choosing A Wife

Sunday, December 18, 2011      17 comments

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy be... Read more

The Stranger

Saturday, December 17, 2011      9 comments

A few years after I was born, my Dad met a stranger who was new to our small town. From the beginning, Dad was fascinated with this enchanting newcomer and soon invited him to live with our family. The stranger was quickly accepted and was aroun... Read more

Carol and The Red Bike

Friday, December 16, 2011      17 comments

Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner. Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell her mother what she wanted. " Mom , I want a bike for my birthday." Now, Little Car... Read more

The Miracle of Toilet Paper

Thursday, December 15, 2011      25 comments

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. 'If you want you... Read more


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