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Bob and The Blonde

Sunday, December 04, 2011      11 comments

Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump... Read more

Forrest Gump Goes to Heaven

Saturday, December 03, 2011      12 comments

The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, 'Well, Forrest, it is cer... Read more

Investment Ideas for 2012

Friday, December 02, 2011      12 comments

For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Even if you aren't a member of Congress! Watch for these consolidations in 2012: 1. Hale Bus... Read more

BAd Parrot

Thursday, December 01, 2011      11 comments

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The > parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. > > Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious > and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to > change ... Read more

Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors

Wednesday, November 30, 2011      21 comments

How fast can you guess these words 1. F_ _K 2. PU_S_ 3. S_X 4. P_N_S 5. BOO_S 6. _ _NDOM ----------------------------
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A Cute Christmas Prayer

Tuesday, November 29, 2011      16 comments

Dear Lord, my prayer for 2012 is for a fat bank account & a thin body. Please don't mix these up AGAIN like you did last year. AMEN... Read more

Awesome Outdoorsman

Monday, November 28, 2011      14 comments

When my doctor asked me about what I did yesterday, I told him about my day: "Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded across the edge of a lake, escaped from a mountain lion in the heavy brush, marched up and down a mountain, stood in a pa... Read more

God Bless the Marines

Sunday, November 27, 2011      13 comments

The peace is shattered in an airplane by a five-year-old boy who picks the moment, after the plane has taken off, to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down, the boy contin... Read more

Holy Prostitutes

Saturday, November 26, 2011      19 comments

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye... It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figmen... Read more

Husband Down

Friday, November 25, 2011      25 comments

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart . The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart . 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife . 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans' he replies... Read more

Pain and Birth

Thursday, November 24, 2011      16 comments

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's fa... Read more

Square Testicles

Wednesday, November 23, 2011      18 comments

An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many... Read more

Marriage of 40 Years!

Tuesday, November 22, 2011      23 comments

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married coup... Read more

Rye Bread

Monday, November 21, 2011      13 comments

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked ... Read more

The Year is 1911

Sunday, November 20, 2011      17 comments

************ ********* *********** The year is 1911 --- One hundred years ago. What a difference a century makes! Here are some statistics for the Year 1911: ************ ********* ************ The average life expectancy for m... Read more

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