Shirley and Marcy
A mother was concerned about her kindergarten son, Timmy, walking to school. He didn't want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling that he had some independence but yet know that he was safe. So she had an idea of how... Read more
Where Did These Sayings Come From?
> Us older people need to learn something new every day..
> Just to keep the grey matter tuned up.
> Where did "Piss Poor" come from?
> Interesting History.
> They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used t... Read more
No More Airport Screening?
Got to love this, what a brilliant idea!
The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will ... Read more
Mick, from Dublin , appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire'
and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 Euros.
"You've done very well so far," said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter,
"but for a million euros you'v... Read more
Bob and The Blonde
Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump... Read more
Forrest Gump Goes to Heaven
The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven..
He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself.
However, the gates are closed,
and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.
St. Peter said, 'Well, Forrest,
it is cer... Read more
Investment Ideas for 2012
For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Even if you aren't a member of Congress!
Watch for these consolidations in 2012:
1. Hale Bus... Read more
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The
> parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
> Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious
> and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to
> change ... Read more
Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors
How fast can you guess these words
1. F_ _K
6. _ _NDOM
... Read more
A Cute Christmas Prayer
my prayer for 2012 is for a fat bank account & a thin body.
Please don't mix these up AGAIN like you did last year.
AMEN... Read more
When my doctor asked me about what I did yesterday, I told him about my day:
"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded across the edge of a lake, escaped from a mountain lion in the heavy brush, marched up and down a mountain, stood in a pa... Read more
God Bless the Marines
The peace is shattered in an airplane by a five-year-old boy who picks the
moment, after the plane has taken off, to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down, the boy contin... Read more
A man is driving down a deserted
stretch of highway
when he notices a sign
out of the corner of his eye...
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
He thinks this is a figmen... Read more
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart .
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart .
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife .
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans' he replies... Read more
Pain and Birth
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's fa... Read more