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What Is A Grandparent?

Saturday, November 19, 2011      13 comments

The following were taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds: WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT? Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of their own. They like other people's. A grandfather is a man, & a grand... Read more

Grandparent's Answering Machine

Friday, November 18, 2011      19 comments

Good morning . . . At present we are not at home but, please leave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp ... If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is.... Read more

Perspective

Wednesday, November 16, 2011      13 comments

It's a Matter of Perspective The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards, claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate. GOV'T AGENT: "I need a list of your employees a... Read more

Morris Feinberg

Tuesday, November 15, 2011      32 comments

A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly ... Read more

If My Body Were a Car

Monday, November 14, 2011      20 comments

If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull... But that's not the worst of it... My ... Read more

Directions

Sunday, November 13, 2011      18 comments

A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?" The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street... Read more

Painting the Church

Saturday, November 12, 2011      19 comments

There was a Scottish painter named Smokey MacGregor who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down his paint to make it go a wee bit further. As it happened, he got away with this for some ti... Read more

Tickle Me Elmo

Friday, November 11, 2011      16 comments

There is a factory in Essex which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Loretta is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The... Read more

A Blonde Orders Replacement Windows

Thursday, November 10, 2011      19 comments

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind. Today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn'... Read more

The Schnauzer

Wednesday, November 09, 2011      17 comments

My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet t... Read more

Funniest Staff Meeting Ever

Tuesday, November 08, 2011      24 comments

The Funniest Staff Meeting Ever! The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who und... Read more

LifeSaver Candies

Monday, November 07, 2011      19 comments

The Candy With The Little Hole This should make you smile. You have to love little kids. A teacher was giving her students Lifesavers to identify flavors The children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red........... Read more

Marijuana Filled Wood

Sunday, November 06, 2011      19 comments

"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs , but he's hidin'... Read more

Leather Dresses

Saturday, November 05, 2011      11 comments

Did You Know This About Leather Dresses? Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally!? Ever wonder why? ... Read more

Four Worms in Church

Friday, November 04, 2011      17 comments

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a containe... Read more


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