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God Bless the Marines

Sunday, November 27, 2011      13 comments

The peace is shattered in an airplane by a five-year-old boy who picks the moment, after the plane has taken off, to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down, the boy contin... Read more

Holy Prostitutes

Saturday, November 26, 2011      19 comments

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye... It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figmen... Read more

Husband Down

Friday, November 25, 2011      25 comments

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart . The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart . 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife . 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans' he replies... Read more

Pain and Birth

Thursday, November 24, 2011      16 comments

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's fa... Read more

Square Testicles

Wednesday, November 23, 2011      18 comments

An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many... Read more

Marriage of 40 Years!

Tuesday, November 22, 2011      23 comments

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married coup... Read more

Rye Bread

Monday, November 21, 2011      13 comments

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked ... Read more

The Year is 1911

Sunday, November 20, 2011      17 comments

************ ********* *********** The year is 1911 --- One hundred years ago. What a difference a century makes! Here are some statistics for the Year 1911: ************ ********* ************ The average life expectancy for m... Read more

What Is A Grandparent?

Saturday, November 19, 2011      13 comments

The following were taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds: WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT? Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of their own. They like other people's. A grandfather is a man, & a grand... Read more

Grandparent's Answering Machine

Friday, November 18, 2011      19 comments

Good morning . . . At present we are not at home but, please leave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp ... If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is.... Read more

Perspective

Wednesday, November 16, 2011      13 comments

It's a Matter of Perspective The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards, claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate. GOV'T AGENT: "I need a list of your employees a... Read more

Morris Feinberg

Tuesday, November 15, 2011      32 comments

A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly ... Read more

If My Body Were a Car

Monday, November 14, 2011      20 comments

If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull... But that's not the worst of it... My ... Read more

Directions

Sunday, November 13, 2011      18 comments

A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?" The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street... Read more

Painting the Church

Saturday, November 12, 2011      19 comments

There was a Scottish painter named Smokey MacGregor who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down his paint to make it go a wee bit further. As it happened, he got away with this for some ti... Read more


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