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Painting the Church

Saturday, November 12, 2011      19 comments

There was a Scottish painter named Smokey MacGregor who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down his paint to make it go a wee bit further. As it happened, he got away with this for some ti... Read more

Tickle Me Elmo

Friday, November 11, 2011      16 comments

There is a factory in Essex which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Loretta is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The... Read more

A Blonde Orders Replacement Windows

Thursday, November 10, 2011      19 comments

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind. Today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn'... Read more

The Schnauzer

Wednesday, November 09, 2011      17 comments

My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet t... Read more

Funniest Staff Meeting Ever

Tuesday, November 08, 2011      24 comments

The Funniest Staff Meeting Ever! The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who und... Read more

LifeSaver Candies

Monday, November 07, 2011      19 comments

The Candy With The Little Hole This should make you smile. You have to love little kids. A teacher was giving her students Lifesavers to identify flavors The children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red........... Read more

Marijuana Filled Wood

Sunday, November 06, 2011      19 comments

"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs , but he's hidin'... Read more

Leather Dresses

Saturday, November 05, 2011      11 comments

Did You Know This About Leather Dresses? Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally!? Ever wonder why? ... Read more

Four Worms in Church

Friday, November 04, 2011      17 comments

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a containe... Read more

Cowboy Purchase

Thursday, November 03, 2011      46 comments


Actual Craig's List Posting

Wednesday, November 02, 2011      17 comments

AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2010-09-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly... Read more

Girlie Wisdom

Tuesday, November 01, 2011      19 comments

Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... she has 14 kids but doesn't really care. One of life's mysteri... Read more

Game of Golf

Monday, October 31, 2011      8 comments

Four old-timers named Roy , Charlie , Rodney and Dave were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf co... Read more

Two Brooms

Sunday, October 30, 2011      8 comments

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom look... Read more

Sometimes It's Hard to be Polite

Saturday, October 29, 2011      10 comments

A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome. They were even after the first few holes. The sec... Read more

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