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LifeSaver Candies
Monday, November 07, 2011      19 comments

The Candy With The Little Hole This should make you smile. You have to love little kids. A teacher was giving her students Lifesavers to identify flavors The children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red........... Read more
Marijuana Filled Wood
Sunday, November 06, 2011      19 comments

"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs , but he's hidin'... Read more
Leather Dresses
Saturday, November 05, 2011      11 comments

Did You Know This About Leather Dresses? Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally!? Ever wonder why? ... Read more
Four Worms in Church
Friday, November 04, 2011      17 comments

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a containe... Read more
Cowboy Purchase
Thursday, November 03, 2011      46 comments

Actual Craig's List Posting
Wednesday, November 02, 2011      17 comments

AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2010-09-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly... Read more
Girlie Wisdom
Tuesday, November 01, 2011      19 comments

Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... she has 14 kids but doesn't really care. One of life's mysteri... Read more
Game of Golf
Monday, October 31, 2011      8 comments

Four old-timers named Roy , Charlie , Rodney and Dave were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf co... Read more
Two Brooms
Sunday, October 30, 2011      8 comments

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom look... Read more
Sometimes It's Hard to be Polite
Saturday, October 29, 2011      10 comments

A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome. They were even after the first few holes. The sec... Read more
Costume Party
Friday, October 28, 2011      11 comments

A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. Unfortunately, the wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take ... Read more
Keep 'Em Dry
Thursday, October 27, 2011      5 comments

An old man goes into a pharmacy to buy some Viagra. "Can I have six tablets, cut into quarters?" "I can cut them for you," said Dan the pharmacist, "But a quarter tablet won't give you a full erection." "I am 96," said the old man, "I do... Read more
A Cowboy Named Bud
Wednesday, October 26, 2011      8 comments

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglas... Read more
Senior Speeding Excuse
Tuesday, October 25, 2011      8 comments

When asked by a young patrol officer "Do You know you were speeding?" This 83-year-old woman gave the young officer an ear to ear smile and stated: "Yes , but .... I had to get there before I forgot where I was going." The officer put h... Read more
Just Fred
Monday, October 24, 2011      5 comments

A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?' the officer asks. 'Just Fred,' the man responds. The officer is in a good mood and thin... Read more

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