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Sometimes It's Hard to be Polite

Saturday, October 29, 2011      10 comments

A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome. They were even after the first few holes. The sec... Read more

Costume Party

Friday, October 28, 2011      11 comments

A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. Unfortunately, the wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take ... Read more

Keep 'Em Dry

Thursday, October 27, 2011      5 comments

An old man goes into a pharmacy to buy some Viagra. "Can I have six tablets, cut into quarters?" "I can cut them for you," said Dan the pharmacist, "But a quarter tablet won't give you a full erection." "I am 96," said the old man, "I do... Read more

A Cowboy Named Bud

Wednesday, October 26, 2011      8 comments

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglas... Read more

Senior Speeding Excuse

Tuesday, October 25, 2011      8 comments

When asked by a young patrol officer "Do You know you were speeding?" This 83-year-old woman gave the young officer an ear to ear smile and stated: "Yes , but .... I had to get there before I forgot where I was going." The officer put h... Read more

Just Fred

Monday, October 24, 2011      5 comments

A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?' the officer asks. 'Just Fred,' the man responds. The officer is in a good mood and thin... Read more

Halloween Humor

Sunday, October 23, 2011      10 comments

A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween Party. He doesn'T know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, So he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel with the foll... Read more

Seniors

Friday, October 21, 2011      7 comments

A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments. "My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one. "Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad; I can't even see my coffee." "I c... Read more

Today's Life Lesson

Thursday, October 20, 2011      10 comments

I've learned that "pleasing" everyone is impossible, but "pissing everyone off" is a piece of cake. ... Read more

Tell Me This Won't Happen To Us!

Wednesday, October 19, 2011      22 comments

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: 'They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the acc... Read more

Firefighter

Tuesday, October 18, 2011      5 comments

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter's h... Read more

Irish Blonde

Monday, October 17, 2011      5 comments

AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much... Read more

Wife is Not Happy

Sunday, October 16, 2011      9 comments

My wife and I went to the Orange County agricultural show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR ... Read more

The Rabbi and the Priest

Saturday, October 15, 2011      5 comments

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other in an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still ... Read more

Ever Wondered?

Friday, October 14, 2011      10 comments

Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills In your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack? If not, you're wondering now. Have a nice day .. ... Read more


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