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Firefighter

Tuesday, October 18, 2011      5 comments

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter's h... Read more

Irish Blonde

Monday, October 17, 2011      5 comments

AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much... Read more

Wife is Not Happy

Sunday, October 16, 2011      9 comments

My wife and I went to the Orange County agricultural show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR ... Read more

The Rabbi and the Priest

Saturday, October 15, 2011      5 comments

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other in an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still ... Read more

Ever Wondered?

Friday, October 14, 2011      10 comments

Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills In your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack? If not, you're wondering now. Have a nice day .. ... Read more

Pregnant at 71!

Thursday, October 13, 2011      24 comments

A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the... Read more

Another Blonde Joke

Wednesday, October 12, 2011      14 comments

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she... Read more

Financial Planning

Tuesday, October 11, 2011      11 comments

Financial Planning Gerry was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share... Read more

None of That Sissy Stuff!

Monday, October 10, 2011      9 comments

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cute little smiley faces on th... Read more

Women ARe Angels

Sunday, October 09, 2011      8 comments

Women are Angels. And when someone breaks their wings, they simply continue to fly on a broomstick. They are flexible like that. ... Read more

And God Bless Daddy

Saturday, October 08, 2011      6 comments

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying:"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Gra... Read more

Boss Who Reacts Before Getting Facts

Friday, October 07, 2011      11 comments

If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this! Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company... Read more

Senior Needing Help

Thursday, October 06, 2011      10 comments

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" ... Read more

Try This

Wednesday, October 05, 2011      16 comments

Try this test: While sitting, raise your right foot off the ground. Make circles with your foot going clock wise. Now, with your right arm up, draw a number 6 in the air. Your foot will automatically switch directions. There is noth... Read more

The Outhouse Poem

Tuesday, October 04, 2011      10 comments

The service station trade was slow The owner sat around, With sharpened knife and cedar stick Piled shavings on the ground. No modern facilities had they, The log across the rill Led to a shack, marked His and Hers That s... Read more


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