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Senior Needing Help

Thursday, October 06, 2011      10 comments

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" ... Read more

Try This

Wednesday, October 05, 2011      16 comments

Try this test: While sitting, raise your right foot off the ground. Make circles with your foot going clock wise. Now, with your right arm up, draw a number 6 in the air. Your foot will automatically switch directions. There is noth... Read more

The Outhouse Poem

Tuesday, October 04, 2011      10 comments

The service station trade was slow The owner sat around, With sharpened knife and cedar stick Piled shavings on the ground. No modern facilities had they, The log across the rill Led to a shack, marked His and Hers That s... Read more

Murphy's Other Laws

Monday, October 03, 2011      13 comments

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest. 4. ... Read more

Elderly Man

Sunday, October 02, 2011      8 comments

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. and is asked where he is going at that time of night. The man replies, I am going to a three hour lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body and family life. ... Read more

New Supermarket

Saturday, October 01, 2011      11 comments

A while ago a new supermarket opened in our Suburb. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you pass the mil... Read more

Never Try to Outsmart a Woman!

Friday, September 30, 2011      12 comments

A man calls home to his wife, and says, "Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing.. We'll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good opportunit... Read more

Cell Phone

Thursday, September 29, 2011      7 comments

A man was in a locker room, changing after playing golf. Suddenly, his phone rang. He put it on speaker for the rest of the guys to hear.... "Hey hun!" A woman said. "Hey babe." The man said. "Oh my gosh, I just found this beauti... Read more

Larry is in The Hospital

Wednesday, September 28, 2011      14 comments

Larry Is In The Hospital . . . ..... Who in the hell is Larry? Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?" Larry replies "I was out getting a tattoo!" "A tatto... Read more

Walking the Dog

Tuesday, September 27, 2011      9 comments

Walking the dog A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." ... Read more

How To Wash the Toilet

Monday, September 26, 2011      13 comments

How to Wash a Toilet This was simply too much of a time- saver not to share it with you 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you c... Read more

Senior Wedding

Sunday, September 25, 2011      13 comments

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the ma... Read more

Fishing

Saturday, September 24, 2011      9 comments

I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. "Frogs are good bass bait," I thought to myself. Knowing the snake couldn'... Read more

Retired People

Friday, September 23, 2011      12 comments

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Mary my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a park... Read more

Lipstick in Catholic School

Thursday, September 22, 2011      16 comments

Lipstick in Catholic School ; According to a news report, a certain private Catholic school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. ... Read more


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