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Financial Planning

Tuesday, October 11, 2011      11 comments

Financial Planning Gerry was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share... Read more

None of That Sissy Stuff!

Monday, October 10, 2011      9 comments

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cute little smiley faces on th... Read more

Women ARe Angels

Sunday, October 09, 2011      8 comments

Women are Angels. And when someone breaks their wings, they simply continue to fly on a broomstick. They are flexible like that. ... Read more

And God Bless Daddy

Saturday, October 08, 2011      6 comments

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying:"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Gra... Read more

Boss Who Reacts Before Getting Facts

Friday, October 07, 2011      11 comments

If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this! Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company... Read more

Senior Needing Help

Thursday, October 06, 2011      10 comments

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" ... Read more

Try This

Wednesday, October 05, 2011      16 comments

Try this test: While sitting, raise your right foot off the ground. Make circles with your foot going clock wise. Now, with your right arm up, draw a number 6 in the air. Your foot will automatically switch directions. There is noth... Read more

The Outhouse Poem

Tuesday, October 04, 2011      10 comments

The service station trade was slow The owner sat around, With sharpened knife and cedar stick Piled shavings on the ground. No modern facilities had they, The log across the rill Led to a shack, marked His and Hers That s... Read more

Murphy's Other Laws

Monday, October 03, 2011      13 comments

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest. 4. ... Read more

Elderly Man

Sunday, October 02, 2011      8 comments

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. and is asked where he is going at that time of night. The man replies, I am going to a three hour lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body and family life. ... Read more

New Supermarket

Saturday, October 01, 2011      11 comments

A while ago a new supermarket opened in our Suburb. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you pass the mil... Read more

Never Try to Outsmart a Woman!

Friday, September 30, 2011      12 comments

A man calls home to his wife, and says, "Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing.. We'll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good opportunit... Read more

Cell Phone

Thursday, September 29, 2011      7 comments

A man was in a locker room, changing after playing golf. Suddenly, his phone rang. He put it on speaker for the rest of the guys to hear.... "Hey hun!" A woman said. "Hey babe." The man said. "Oh my gosh, I just found this beauti... Read more

Larry is in The Hospital

Wednesday, September 28, 2011      14 comments

Larry Is In The Hospital . . . ..... Who in the hell is Larry? Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?" Larry replies "I was out getting a tattoo!" "A tatto... Read more

Walking the Dog

Tuesday, September 27, 2011      9 comments

Walking the dog A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." ... Read more


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