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Lipstick in Catholic School
Thursday, September 22, 2011      16 comments

Lipstick in Catholic School …; According to a news report, a certain private Catholic school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. ... Read more
Sell My Stuff
Wednesday, September 21, 2011      9 comments

The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff." "Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked... Read more
Why You Should Think Before You Speak
Tuesday, September 20, 2011      11 comments

Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMON... Read more
Most Dangerous
Monday, September 19, 2011      8 comments

A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford ... "The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food i... Read more
Huntin' Buddies
Sunday, September 18, 2011      8 comments

Two good ol' boys in a Tennessee trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off of work at the local Nissan plant. After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Sa... Read more
Saturday, September 17, 2011      7 comments

If you can raed this, you have a sgtrane mnid, too. Can you raed this? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheea... Read more
When I Say I'm Broke--I'm Broke!
Friday, September 16, 2011      17 comments

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to ... Read more
A Short Love Story
Thursday, September 15, 2011      10 comments

A SHORT LOVE STORY A man and a woman who had never met before, But who were both married to other people, Found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy ov... Read more
Redneck Lent
Wednesday, September 14, 2011      8 comments

REDNECK LENT Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic...and since it was Lent, they were forbidden fro... Read more
Actual Court Case
Tuesday, September 13, 2011      12 comments

ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY A lady about 8 months pregnant Got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite Her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. ... Read more
Better Watch Out Grandpa!
Monday, September 12, 2011      8 comments

A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa's room ... "Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly... Read more
Golf, Fishing, Sex, Beer
Sunday, September 11, 2011      9 comments

A man walking down the street was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked for a couple of dollars for something to eat. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this mo... Read more
Old Couple
Saturday, September 10, 2011      6 comments

An old married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For god's sake! Leave it on the p... Read more
Ole and The Bank Robber
Friday, September 09, 2011      7 comments

A hooded robber burst into a Minnesota bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave Minnesota customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robbers face. The robber shot the cu... Read more
Retirement--The Easy Way
Thursday, September 08, 2011      7 comments

Outside England 's Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, its parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were for cars, about $1.40, for buses about $7. Then, one day, after 25 solid... Read more

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