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Lipstick in Catholic School
Lipstick in Catholic School …;
According to a news report, a certain private Catholic school was
recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls
were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.
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Sell My Stuff
The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning.
I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff."
"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked... Read more
Why You Should Think Before You Speak
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak -
the last one is great!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could
immediately take the words back?
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....
FIRST TESTIMON... Read more
A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford ...
"The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food i... Read more
Two good ol' boys in a Tennessee trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off of work at the local Nissan plant. After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Sa... Read more
If you can raed this, you have a sgtrane mnid, too.
Can you raed this? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheea... Read more
When I Say I'm Broke--I'm Broke!
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day,
to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple minutes of your time,
I would like to ... Read more
A Short Love Story
A SHORT LOVE STORY
A man and a woman who had never met before,
But who were both married to other people,
Found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy ov... Read more
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and
cook a venison steak.
But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic...and since it was Lent,
they were forbidden fro... Read more
Actual Court Case
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659
CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
A lady about 8 months pregnant
Got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite
Her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.
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Better Watch Out Grandpa!
A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa.
When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa's room ...
"Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly... Read more
Golf, Fishing, Sex, Beer
A man walking down the street was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked for a couple of dollars for something to eat.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this mo... Read more
An old married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For god's sake! Leave it on the p... Read more
Ole and The Bank Robber
A hooded robber burst into a Minnesota bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash.
On his way out the door, a brave Minnesota customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robbers face. The robber shot the cu... Read more
Retirement--The Easy Way
Outside England 's Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, its parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were for cars, about $1.40, for buses about $7.
Then, one day, after 25 solid... Read more