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How To Wash the Toilet

Monday, September 26, 2011      13 comments

How to Wash a Toilet This was simply too much of a time- saver not to share it with you 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you c... Read more

Senior Wedding

Sunday, September 25, 2011      13 comments

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the ma... Read more


Saturday, September 24, 2011      9 comments

I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. "Frogs are good bass bait," I thought to myself. Knowing the snake couldn'... Read more

Retired People

Friday, September 23, 2011      12 comments

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Mary my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a park... Read more

Lipstick in Catholic School

Thursday, September 22, 2011      16 comments

Lipstick in Catholic School ; According to a news report, a certain private Catholic school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. ... Read more

Sell My Stuff

Wednesday, September 21, 2011      9 comments

The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff." "Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked... Read more

Why You Should Think Before You Speak

Tuesday, September 20, 2011      11 comments

Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMON... Read more

Most Dangerous

Monday, September 19, 2011      8 comments

A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford ... "The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food i... Read more

Huntin' Buddies

Sunday, September 18, 2011      8 comments

Two good ol' boys in a Tennessee trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off of work at the local Nissan plant. After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Sa... Read more


Saturday, September 17, 2011      7 comments

If you can raed this, you have a sgtrane mnid, too. Can you raed this? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheea... Read more

When I Say I'm Broke--I'm Broke!

Friday, September 16, 2011      17 comments

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to ... Read more

A Short Love Story

Thursday, September 15, 2011      10 comments

A SHORT LOVE STORY A man and a woman who had never met before, But who were both married to other people, Found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy ov... Read more

Redneck Lent

Wednesday, September 14, 2011      8 comments

REDNECK LENT Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic...and since it was Lent, they were forbidden fro... Read more

Actual Court Case

Tuesday, September 13, 2011      12 comments

ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY A lady about 8 months pregnant Got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite Her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. ... Read more

Better Watch Out Grandpa!

Monday, September 12, 2011      8 comments

A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa's room ... "Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly... Read more

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