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Dear Abby

Saturday, September 03, 2011      11 comments

Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go int... Read more

Better Than A Flu Shot!

Friday, September 02, 2011      10 comments

Better than a Flu Shot! Miss Beatrice , The church organist, Was in her eighties And had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness And kindness to all.... Read more

Five Rules

Thursday, September 01, 2011      17 comments

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE: 1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will ... Read more

I'm Switching!

Wednesday, August 31, 2011      14 comments

I just discovered this important info below. Please share with all your friends. I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner! It's the shampoo I use in the shower! When I wash my hair, the ... Read more

Play A Game

Tuesday, August 30, 2011      6 comments

Check this out for some amazing fun. http://www.akinator.mobi/us ... Read more

A Herd of Cows........

Monday, August 29, 2011      11 comments

The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals. We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese. However, less widely kn... Read more

Health Message

Sunday, August 28, 2011      12 comments

HEALTH MESSAGE: 1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. 2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water and is fat. 3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years. 4. A tortoise do... Read more

Adult Truths

Saturday, August 27, 2011      7 comments

> > 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. > > 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. > > 3. I totally take back al... Read more

Confucius Says......

Friday, August 26, 2011      8 comments

Confucius Says: *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in Front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind Car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one Chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~... Read more

Knowledge vs. Wisdom

Thursday, August 25, 2011      11 comments

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. ... Read more

GED Exam

Wednesday, August 24, 2011      9 comments

These have been around but still funny to read. The following questions were in last year's GED examination. These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)............and they WILL breed. Q. Name the four seasons A.. Salt, pe... Read more

Only on a Farm

Tuesday, August 23, 2011      8 comments

A Montana rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring ranch and > knocked at the door. > > A young boy, about 9, opened the door "Is your Dad home?" the rancher asked. > > "No sir, he isn't," the boy replied. "He went into ... Read more

How's Your Day Going?

Monday, August 22, 2011      11 comments

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into ... Read more

Grandparents

Saturday, August 20, 2011      5 comments

The grandparents were staying at their grandson's house. At bed time the grandfather asked the younger if he still had some viagara pills. The grandson said Yes and told his gf all the bad side affects. The gf insisted that he wanted a pill. T... Read more

Oil Change Instructions

Friday, August 19, 2011      6 comments

Oil Change instructionsfor Women: 1. Pull up to GM Dealership when the mileage reaches 3,000 miles since the last oil change. 2. Drink a cup of coffee. 3. 15 minutes later, scan debit card and leave, driving a pr... Read more


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