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Redneck Lent

Wednesday, September 14, 2011      8 comments

REDNECK LENT Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic...and since it was Lent, they were forbidden fro... Read more

Actual Court Case

Tuesday, September 13, 2011      12 comments

ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY A lady about 8 months pregnant Got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite Her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. ... Read more

Better Watch Out Grandpa!

Monday, September 12, 2011      8 comments

A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa's room ... "Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly... Read more

Golf, Fishing, Sex, Beer

Sunday, September 11, 2011      9 comments

A man walking down the street was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked for a couple of dollars for something to eat. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this mo... Read more

Old Couple

Saturday, September 10, 2011      6 comments

An old married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For god's sake! Leave it on the p... Read more

Ole and The Bank Robber

Friday, September 09, 2011      7 comments

A hooded robber burst into a Minnesota bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave Minnesota customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robbers face. The robber shot the cu... Read more

Retirement--The Easy Way

Thursday, September 08, 2011      7 comments

Outside England 's Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, its parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were for cars, about $1.40, for buses about $7. Then, one day, after 25 solid... Read more

Grandparent's Answering Machine

Wednesday, September 07, 2011      9 comments

Good morning . . . At present we are not at home but, please Leave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp ... If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is... Read more


Tuesday, September 06, 2011      10 comments

Why I call him "Honey" An elderly lady was invited to an old friends home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darl... Read more


Monday, September 05, 2011      15 comments

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half... Read more

Skinny Dipping

Sunday, September 04, 2011      14 comments

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange, and lime trees. ... Read more

Dear Abby

Saturday, September 03, 2011      11 comments

Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go int... Read more

Better Than A Flu Shot!

Friday, September 02, 2011      10 comments

Better than a Flu Shot! Miss Beatrice , The church organist, Was in her eighties And had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness And kindness to all.... Read more

Five Rules

Thursday, September 01, 2011      17 comments

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE: 1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will ... Read more

I'm Switching!

Wednesday, August 31, 2011      14 comments

I just discovered this important info below. Please share with all your friends. I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner! It's the shampoo I use in the shower! When I wash my hair, the ... Read more

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