A young woman was waiting for an airplane and decided to grab a bag of cookies. She took a seat after buying them and began using her computer. She reached for a cookie on the seat next to her and enjoyed a cookie.
All of a sudden the man si... Read more
Last "That's How the Fight Started"
I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'
So I said, 'Well, which one of the seven ARE you then?'
... Read more
And That's How the Fight Started -- Part 2
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting
to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had
something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat,
making be... Read more
Mermaid or Whale?
L O V E T H I S ! ! !
Recently, in a large city in Australia ,
a poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym.
It said, "This summer,
do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?"
... Read more
And That's How the Fight Started
HOW TO START A FIGHT
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as
A Christmas gift...
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still hav... Read more
At Any Given Moment:
79,000,000 people are engaged in sex - right now!
58,000,000 are kissing.
37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.
1 elderly pe... Read more
WD-40 - Who Knew?
Before you read to the end, does anybody know the main ingredient in WD-40? Don't lie and don't cheat.
Who knew; I had a neighbor who bought a new pickup. I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw tha... Read more
Some fun things we did with family--children and grandchildren.
Yosemite (This Year) in Summer
We drove through Yosemite National Park the very last weekend of June and were surprised at the amount of snow on the ground and the ice still on the lakes. That's the time of year most people are camping and hiking and it wasn't possible until... Read more
New Warning -- Serious
People are R E A L L Y crazy! If you are a female, take heed! If
you are male and have a significant female in your life who you care about,
whether it's your wife, your girlfriend, your daughter, your sister, your
niece, your ... Read more
Advice From A Retired Husband
ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND:
It is important for men to remember that as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. S... Read more
All the brilliant, devious minds we had in high school, I don't know how we missed this one.
At a high school in Montana, a group of students played a prank. They let three goats loose inside the school.
But before t... Read more
The Green Thing
The Green Thing
Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the older woman, that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment.
The woman apologized and explained, "We didn't... Read more
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for
the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under
the weight of an eight-point buck.
"Where's Henry?" the others as... Read more
An old woman and old man, married many years, were sitting on the patio sipping wine. The old woman said, "I love you so much. I don't know how I survived without you." The old man said, "Is that you talking or the wine talking." The old wom... Read more
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