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Adult Truths

Saturday, August 27, 2011      7 comments

> > 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. > > 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. > > 3. I totally take back al... Read more

Confucius Says......

Friday, August 26, 2011      8 comments

Confucius Says: *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in Front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind Car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one Chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~... Read more

Knowledge vs. Wisdom

Thursday, August 25, 2011      11 comments

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. ... Read more

GED Exam

Wednesday, August 24, 2011      9 comments

These have been around but still funny to read. The following questions were in last year's GED examination. These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)............and they WILL breed. Q. Name the four seasons A.. Salt, pe... Read more

Only on a Farm

Tuesday, August 23, 2011      8 comments

A Montana rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring ranch and > knocked at the door. > > A young boy, about 9, opened the door "Is your Dad home?" the rancher asked. > > "No sir, he isn't," the boy replied. "He went into ... Read more

How's Your Day Going?

Monday, August 22, 2011      11 comments

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into ... Read more

Grandparents

Saturday, August 20, 2011      5 comments

The grandparents were staying at their grandson's house. At bed time the grandfather asked the younger if he still had some viagara pills. The grandson said Yes and told his gf all the bad side affects. The gf insisted that he wanted a pill. T... Read more

Oil Change Instructions

Friday, August 19, 2011      6 comments

Oil Change instructionsfor Women: 1. Pull up to GM Dealership when the mileage reaches 3,000 miles since the last oil change. 2. Drink a cup of coffee. 3. 15 minutes later, scan debit card and leave, driving a pr... Read more

Cookies

Thursday, August 18, 2011      5 comments

A young woman was waiting for an airplane and decided to grab a bag of cookies. She took a seat after buying them and began using her computer. She reached for a cookie on the seat next to her and enjoyed a cookie. All of a sudden the man si... Read more

Last "That's How the Fight Started"

Wednesday, August 17, 2011      4 comments

I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!' So I said, 'Well, which one of the seven ARE you then?' ... Read more

And That's How the Fight Started -- Part 2

Tuesday, August 16, 2011      12 comments

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__ When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making be... Read more

Mermaid or Whale?

Monday, August 15, 2011      20 comments

L O V E T H I S ! ! ! Recently, in a large city in Australia , a poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym. It said, "This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?" ... Read more

And That's How the Fight Started

Sunday, August 14, 2011      10 comments

HOW TO START A FIGHT One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as A Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still hav... Read more

Who Knew?

Saturday, August 13, 2011      8 comments

At Any Given Moment: FACT: 79,000,000 people are engaged in sex - right now! FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing. FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex. FACT: 1 elderly pe... Read more

WD-40--Who Knew?

Saturday, August 13, 2011      14 comments

WD-40 - Who Knew? Before you read to the end, does anybody know the main ingredient in WD-40? Don't lie and don't cheat. WD-40. Who knew; I had a neighbor who bought a new pickup. I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw tha... Read more


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