Only on a Farm
A Montana rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring ranch and
> knocked at the door.
> A young boy, about 9, opened the door "Is your Dad home?" the rancher asked.
> "No sir, he isn't," the boy replied. "He went into ... Read more
How's Your Day Going?
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large,
trouble-making biker steps up next to me,
grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into ... Read more
The grandparents were staying at their grandson's house. At bed time the grandfather asked the younger if he still had some viagara pills. The grandson said
Yes and told his gf all the bad side affects. The gf insisted that he wanted a pill. T... Read more
Oil Change Instructions
Oil Change instructionsfor Women:
1. Pull up to GM Dealership when the mileage reaches 3,000 miles since the last oil change.
2. Drink a cup of coffee.
3. 15 minutes later, scan debit card and leave, driving a pr... Read more
A young woman was waiting for an airplane and decided to grab a bag of cookies. She took a seat after buying them and began using her computer. She reached for a cookie on the seat next to her and enjoyed a cookie.
All of a sudden the man si... Read more
Last "That's How the Fight Started"
I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'
So I said, 'Well, which one of the seven ARE you then?'
... Read more
And That's How the Fight Started -- Part 2
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting
to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had
something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat,
making be... Read more
Mermaid or Whale?
L O V E T H I S ! ! !
Recently, in a large city in Australia ,
a poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym.
It said, "This summer,
do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?"
... Read more
And That's How the Fight Started
HOW TO START A FIGHT
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as
A Christmas gift...
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still hav... Read more
At Any Given Moment:
79,000,000 people are engaged in sex - right now!
58,000,000 are kissing.
37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.
1 elderly pe... Read more
WD-40 - Who Knew?
Before you read to the end, does anybody know the main ingredient in WD-40? Don't lie and don't cheat.
Who knew; I had a neighbor who bought a new pickup. I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw tha... Read more
Some fun things we did with family--children and grandchildren.
... Read more
Yosemite (This Year) in Summer
We drove through Yosemite National Park the very last weekend of June and were surprised at the amount of snow on the ground and the ice still on the lakes. That's the time of year most people are camping and hiking and it wasn't possible until... Read more
New Warning -- Serious
People are R E A L L Y crazy! If you are a female, take heed! If
you are male and have a significant female in your life who you care about,
whether it's your wife, your girlfriend, your daughter, your sister, your
niece, your ... Read more
Advice From A Retired Husband
ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND:
It is important for men to remember that as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. S... Read more