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The Green Thing

Friday, August 05, 2011      8 comments

The Green Thing Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the older woman, that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment. The woman apologized and explained, "We didn't... Read more

Southern Humor

Thursday, August 04, 2011      3 comments

Alabama A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others as... Read more

Older Couple

Wednesday, August 03, 2011      4 comments

An old woman and old man, married many years, were sitting on the patio sipping wine. The old woman said, "I love you so much. I don't know how I survived without you." The old man said, "Is that you talking or the wine talking." The old wom... Read more

Doctor's Visit

Tuesday, August 02, 2011      5 comments

After his exam, the doctor asked the elderly man: "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about ?" "In fact, I do." said the old man. "After I have sex with my wife, I am usually cold an... Read more

Italian Grandparents

Monday, August 01, 2011      7 comments

I T A L I A N G R A N D M O T H E R S An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You comma to de front door of the apartmenta. I am inna apartmenta 301 There issa bigga panel at ... Read more

Eat Chocolate?

Sunday, July 31, 2011      8 comments

Eat Chocolate? A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy 2 servings per night and a few more on weekends, I consume about 3,500 calories of chocolate in a week, which equals one pound of weight per week. Therefo... Read more

Another Joke

Saturday, July 30, 2011      5 comments

> A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford... > > "The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting > here, years ago. Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft drinks corrode > your stomach lining... Read more

Blonde Joke

Friday, July 29, 2011      12 comments

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?" "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need... Read more

Heart Warming Story

Thursday, July 28, 2011      8 comments

A four-year-old child, whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman, who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old Gentleman's' yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his... Read more

God's Wife

Wednesday, July 27, 2011      2 comments

5. An eye witness account from New York City , on a cold day in December, some years ago: A little boy, about 10-years-old, was standing before a shoe store on the roadway, barefooted, peering through the window, and shivering Wi... Read more

Don't Mess With Old People

Tuesday, July 26, 2011      9 comments

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD, AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE George Phillips, an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see... Read more

Old Dawg

Friday, July 22, 2011      13 comments

One day an old Bull Dog starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old Bull ... Read more

More Holy Humor

Thursday, July 21, 2011      7 comments

There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out th... Read more

Red Neck Humor

Wednesday, July 20, 2011      3 comments

GENERAL: 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church. 4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.... Read more

Holy Humor

Tuesday, July 19, 2011      2 comments

HOLY HUMOR **A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means? The son replied, "I do ... Read more


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