WD-40 - Who Knew?
Before you read to the end, does anybody know the main ingredient in WD-40? Don't lie and don't cheat.
Who knew; I had a neighbor who bought a new pickup. I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw tha... Read more
Some fun things we did with family--children and grandchildren.
Yosemite (This Year) in Summer
We drove through Yosemite National Park the very last weekend of June and were surprised at the amount of snow on the ground and the ice still on the lakes. That's the time of year most people are camping and hiking and it wasn't possible until... Read more
New Warning -- Serious
People are R E A L L Y crazy! If you are a female, take heed! If
you are male and have a significant female in your life who you care about,
whether it's your wife, your girlfriend, your daughter, your sister, your
niece, your ... Read more
Advice From A Retired Husband
ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND:
It is important for men to remember that as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. S... Read more
All the brilliant, devious minds we had in high school, I don't know how we missed this one.
At a high school in Montana, a group of students played a prank. They let three goats loose inside the school.
But before t... Read more
The Green Thing
The Green Thing
Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the older woman, that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment.
The woman apologized and explained, "We didn't... Read more
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for
the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under
the weight of an eight-point buck.
"Where's Henry?" the others as... Read more
An old woman and old man, married many years, were sitting on the patio sipping wine. The old woman said, "I love you so much. I don't know how I survived without you." The old man said, "Is that you talking or the wine talking." The old wom... Read more
After his exam, the doctor asked the elderly man: "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about ?"
"In fact, I do." said the old man. "After I have sex with my wife, I am
usually cold an... Read more
I T A L I A N G R A N D M O T H E R S
An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You comma to de front door of the apartmenta. I am inna apartmenta 301 There issa bigga panel at ... Read more
A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy 2 servings per night and a few more on weekends, I consume about 3,500 calories of chocolate in a week, which equals one pound of weight per week.
Therefo... Read more
> A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford...
> "The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting
> here, years ago. Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft drinks corrode
> your stomach lining... Read more
A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was
flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to
the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"
"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need... Read more
Heart Warming Story
A four-year-old child, whose next door
neighbor was an elderly gentleman, who had recently lost his
wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old
Gentleman's' yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.
When his... Read more
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