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Blonde Joke

Friday, July 29, 2011      12 comments

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?" "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need... Read more

Heart Warming Story

Thursday, July 28, 2011      8 comments

A four-year-old child, whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman, who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old Gentleman's' yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his... Read more

God's Wife

Wednesday, July 27, 2011      2 comments

5. An eye witness account from New York City , on a cold day in December, some years ago: A little boy, about 10-years-old, was standing before a shoe store on the roadway, barefooted, peering through the window, and shivering Wi... Read more

Don't Mess With Old People

Tuesday, July 26, 2011      9 comments

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD, AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE George Phillips, an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see... Read more

Old Dawg

Friday, July 22, 2011      13 comments

One day an old Bull Dog starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old Bull ... Read more

More Holy Humor

Thursday, July 21, 2011      7 comments

There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out th... Read more

Red Neck Humor

Wednesday, July 20, 2011      3 comments

GENERAL: 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church. 4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.... Read more

Holy Humor

Tuesday, July 19, 2011      2 comments

HOLY HUMOR **A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means? The son replied, "I do ... Read more

Health Message -- Funny

Monday, July 18, 2011      9 comments

HEALTH MESSAGE: 1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortall. 2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water and is fat. 3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years. ... Read more

Wal Mart Greeter (Joke)

Tuesday, July 12, 2011      10 comments

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day.... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, ... Read more


Monday, July 11, 2011      3 comments

For those who don't know, I broke my fibula 11 days ago. I've been in a boot with limited mobility--which is hard for me. Today I say an orthopedist and he said my leg was healing fine and I need to wear the boot for 4 more weeks. He did say... Read more


Friday, July 08, 2011      4 comments

No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile. An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. H... Read more

Brothers (Joke)

Thursday, July 07, 2011      3 comments

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "do you ... Read more

Why Men Prefer Guns (Joke)

Wednesday, July 06, 2011      5 comments

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women And here we go... #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8 - If you admire a fr... Read more

24 Adult Truths

Tuesday, July 05, 2011      5 comments

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times ... Read more

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