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Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity (funny)

Tuesday, June 14, 2011      5 comments

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1..In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana. 2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 3.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 4.... Read more

Enjoy Life While You Can

Monday, June 13, 2011      4 comments

One day I had lunch with some friends.. Jim, a tall, balding golfer type about 80 years old, came along with them---all in all, a pleasant bunch. When the menus were presented, we ordered salads, sandwiches, and soups, except for Jim... Read more

Proud of Myself

Thursday, June 09, 2011      6 comments

I am 65 years old and a complete techno idiot. I can work the computer pretty good but that's about all. I have an I-phone but can only use a few features. I got it mostly so the grandchildren can play with it while waiting or in the car. I... Read more

Women

Tuesday, June 07, 2011      8 comments

Quote of the day: 'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, s... Read more

Wine for Senior Citizens

Monday, June 06, 2011      5 comments

California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people... Read more

GED Test Results

Friday, June 03, 2011      4 comments

The following questions were asked in last year's GED examination. These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds')............and they WILL breed. Q. Name the four seasons. A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar Q. Explain one of t... Read more

Why God Made Moms

Thursday, June 02, 2011      4 comments

Why God Made Moms Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out o... Read more

Don't Ever Question a Drunk

Wednesday, June 01, 2011      11 comments

Don't ever question a drunk... I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk A carton of eggs A quart of orange juice A head of lettuce A 2 lb. can of coffe... Read more

The Difference If You Marry A Canadian Woman

Tuesday, May 31, 2011      6 comments

Three friends married women from different parts of the world..... The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see ... Read more

The Bathing Suit (Joke/Or not!)

Monday, May 30, 2011      15 comments

The Bathing Suit (by a middle-age woman unknown) When I was a child in the 1950s, the bathing suit for the mature figure was-boned, trussed and reinforced, not so much sewn as engineered. They were built to hold back and uplift... Read more

Blueberries

Friday, May 27, 2011      2 comments

I received 8 small 1/2 pints of fresh-picked blueberries yesterday and I'm down to 4 containers. The grandchildren took one look and dove into them. I happy though, because they love their freggies. It's not something they get a lot of at hom... Read more

Murphy's Other 15 Laws

Thursday, May 26, 2011      3 comments

MURPHY'S OTHER 15 LAWS -----Some are very good----- 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing w... Read more

Flower Show (Joke)

Wednesday, May 25, 2011      5 comments

Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The older one leaned over and said, ''Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10.00 I'd take my clothes of... Read more

Ponder These

Tuesday, May 24, 2011      3 comments

PONDERISMS 1� I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. 2� There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. 3� Life is sexually transmitte... Read more

Mature Woman (joke)

Monday, May 23, 2011      7 comments

A mature (over ??) lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see.. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman... Read more


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