Murphy's Other 15 Laws
MURPHY'S OTHER 15 LAWS -----Some are very good-----
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing w... Read more
Flower Show (Joke)
Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
The older one leaned over and said, ''Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10.00 I'd take my clothes of... Read more
1ï¿½ I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
2ï¿½ There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
3ï¿½ Life is sexually transmitte... Read more
Mature Woman (joke)
A mature (over ??) lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see..
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman... Read more
1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water and is fat.
3. A rabbit runs, hops and eats salad ingredients without dressing and only ... Read more
What Did Sparks Do To Me?
I stick close to home when I walk so if I have to go to the bathroom, I can run home (well, hobble home). Today I went several blocks further. Last time I did it, I walked the path in 30 min. Today it took me 20 min! How in the world did tha... Read more
I had one child's bike for two little grandchildren. I just recently purchased another bike. Now they can each ride one. The good news about this is that each day they can choose a route to bike while I walk fast to keep up with them. Since ... Read more
I am really bummed out. I gained 4 pounds this weekend, after losing 2 last week. I didn't eat badly either. I concentrated on veggies and just a bit of fruit. At a beach party, I had veggies and 1/2 BBQ hamburger--no mayo--just onion and to... Read more
Thank You SparkPeople!
As I've blogged befoe, 1 1/2 years on Spark I haven't lost any weight. But everything else is good. All my blood work is normal, cholesterol is under control, and blood pressure is normal. I'm eating right and exercising as best as my knees ... Read more
THREE LITTLE BOYS were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them
They decided it was because they had not been baptized and didn't go to Sunday school.
So they went to the nearest c... Read more
Where Is Spring?
I have flowers, fruits, and veggies growing but you'd never know it was spring by the weather. It was 92 two days ago. It's in the low 80s today with a cold breeze. It's suppose to be 78 tomorrow and 68 the next day with rain. My two sons ju... Read more
Am I Being Dumb or Selfish?
Okay, here's the background. Every 1 to 1 1/2 , my DH "earns" a free trip somewhere. Of course, after we buy souveners, etc. we usually spend some of our own money. That's not the issue. We have taken trips to Hawaii, all parts of the CArr... Read more
Since I have grandchildren in the house, I still have small spoon--very small. Today I was out of teaspoons and I've been thinking of using one of them, so the chance came. I used a very small spoon to eat one cup of Cheerios with a bit of rai... Read more
I Did It--Kind of!
I did Day 3 of Spring Into Bootcamp. The first two days I mostly marched in place. Today I did more. I couldn't do the lunges/knee raises, arm thingies, but I did the squats and lunges. When I got to the more complex lunges, I just continued... Read more
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Since my granddaughter got her first role in a short movie, she's been getting more and more auditions. Nothing so far but we're hoping for the best. My DD says she needs a ... Read more