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Why God Made Moms

Thursday, June 02, 2011      4 comments

Why God Made Moms Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out o... Read more

Don't Ever Question a Drunk

Wednesday, June 01, 2011      11 comments

Don't ever question a drunk... I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk A carton of eggs A quart of orange juice A head of lettuce A 2 lb. can of coffe... Read more

The Difference If You Marry A Canadian Woman

Tuesday, May 31, 2011      6 comments

Three friends married women from different parts of the world..... The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see ... Read more

The Bathing Suit (Joke/Or not!)

Monday, May 30, 2011      15 comments

The Bathing Suit (by a middle-age woman unknown) When I was a child in the 1950s, the bathing suit for the mature figure was-boned, trussed and reinforced, not so much sewn as engineered. They were built to hold back and uplift... Read more


Friday, May 27, 2011      2 comments

I received 8 small 1/2 pints of fresh-picked blueberries yesterday and I'm down to 4 containers. The grandchildren took one look and dove into them. I happy though, because they love their freggies. It's not something they get a lot of at hom... Read more

Murphy's Other 15 Laws

Thursday, May 26, 2011      3 comments

MURPHY'S OTHER 15 LAWS -----Some are very good----- 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing w... Read more

Flower Show (Joke)

Wednesday, May 25, 2011      5 comments

Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The older one leaned over and said, ''Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10.00 I'd take my clothes of... Read more

Ponder These

Tuesday, May 24, 2011      3 comments

PONDERISMS 1� I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. 2� There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. 3� Life is sexually transmitte... Read more

Mature Woman (joke)

Monday, May 23, 2011      7 comments

A mature (over ??) lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see.. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman... Read more


Sunday, May 22, 2011      5 comments

l'm confused 1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. 2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water and is fat. 3. A rabbit runs, hops and eats salad ingredients without dressing and only ... Read more

What Did Sparks Do To Me?

Wednesday, May 18, 2011      5 comments

I stick close to home when I walk so if I have to go to the bathroom, I can run home (well, hobble home). Today I went several blocks further. Last time I did it, I walked the path in 30 min. Today it took me 20 min! How in the world did tha... Read more

Following Grandchildren

Tuesday, May 17, 2011      4 comments

I had one child's bike for two little grandchildren. I just recently purchased another bike. Now they can each ride one. The good news about this is that each day they can choose a route to bike while I walk fast to keep up with them. Since ... Read more

Bummed Out

Monday, May 16, 2011      6 comments

I am really bummed out. I gained 4 pounds this weekend, after losing 2 last week. I didn't eat badly either. I concentrated on veggies and just a bit of fruit. At a beach party, I had veggies and 1/2 BBQ hamburger--no mayo--just onion and to... Read more

Thank You SparkPeople!

Wednesday, May 11, 2011      4 comments

As I've blogged befoe, 1 1/2 years on Spark I haven't lost any weight. But everything else is good. All my blood work is normal, cholesterol is under control, and blood pressure is normal. I'm eating right and exercising as best as my knees ... Read more

Kathlick!!! (Joke)

Tuesday, May 10, 2011      6 comments

KATHLICK!!! THREE LITTLE BOYS were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them They decided it was because they had not been baptized and didn't go to Sunday school. So they went to the nearest c... Read more

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