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The Night of April 1!

Wednesday, April 01, 2015      3 comments

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 85 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? ... Read more

Fifty Shades of Grey

Tuesday, March 24, 2015      7 comments

Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Ron's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they... Read more

A Blonde's Year in Review

Saturday, March 21, 2015      6 comments

January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!! March Got really exc... Read more

Holy Stuff

Saturday, March 14, 2015      8 comments

During these serious and troubled times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths: 1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's Chosen People. 2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Mes... Read more

Murphy's Lesser Known Laws

Tuesday, March 03, 2015      8 comments

1.. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 4. A day without s... Read more

Priceless

Monday, March 02, 2015      12 comments

A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husband. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When w... Read more

One Little Dot

Saturday, February 28, 2015      9 comments

A class was given a homework assignment to find out something Exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little Boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class... Read more

Victoria's Secret

Friday, February 27, 2015      9 comments

A husband walks into 'Victoria's Secret' to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price; the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest it... Read more

Magic Beer

Tuesday, February 17, 2015      10 comments

A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking guy sitting at the bar by himself. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. "Magic Beer", he says. She thinks he's a little crazy, so she ... Read more

Golf

Monday, February 09, 2015      9 comments

Thank you margemf: A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!" The doctor chimed ... Read more

Balls

Saturday, February 07, 2015      9 comments

1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING. 3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL. 4. The sport of choice for sup... Read more

Jokes

Thursday, February 05, 2015      10 comments

Thank you margemf: Two people in the same grave... - Lawyer Jokes "Dad, are they allowed to put two people in the same grave?" "I don't think so, son. Why do you ask?" "Because that headstone over there says,... Read more

Men in Heaven

Tuesday, February 03, 2015      7 comments

Thank you margemf: When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Heaven, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines: One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men... Read more

Adam & Eve

Thursday, January 29, 2015      10 comments

Thank you margemf: Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didnít have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didnít have to hear about the way his mother cooked. QUOTE: Success, Emerson "To laugh often and m... Read more

Guitar

Monday, January 26, 2015      8 comments

Thank you margemf: Carlos told his wife he wanted a guitar to play while sitting in the Jacuzzi. ĀgThe next day she bought him an electric guitar.Āh Get to know the locals Wherever you go, locals are the key to fin... Read more


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