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Parachutes

Friday, December 12, 2014      6 comments

Thank you margemf: Four people are in an airplane, the pilot, the smartest man in the world, the richest man in the world, and a punk teenager. The airplane experiences some difficulties, and the pilot informs the three passengers that t... Read more

Training Dolphins

Wednesday, December 03, 2014      10 comments

Thank you margemf: Dolphins are so intelligent that within a few weeks of captivity they can train a man to stand on the edge of their pool and throw them fish three times a day. Oven racks cleaning made easy Lay the ... Read more

Doctor Visit

Monday, December 01, 2014      7 comments

Thank you margemf: A couple was making their first doctors visit prior to the birth of their first child. After the exam, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wifes stomach with indelible ink. The man and his wife were curious ... Read more

Robbery

Friday, November 28, 2014      10 comments

Thanks margemf: A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted, behind the counter on the s... Read more

Little Johnny

Wednesday, November 26, 2014      9 comments

A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP. THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK. BUT ABOUT EVERY 15 SECONDS OR SO, HE PUTS THE B... Read more

Frank Feldman

Monday, November 24, 2014      5 comments

People M N Larry Kragh To Today at 8:59 AM A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into t... Read more

Frank Feldman

Monday, November 24, 2014      0 comments

People M N Larry Kragh To Today at 8:59 AM A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the t... Read more

Train Job Interview

Thursday, November 20, 2014      9 comments

Thank you margemf: A brilliant young boy was applying for a job with the railways. The interviewer asked him: "Do you know how to use the equipment?" "Yes", the boy replied. "Then what would you do if you realized that 2 trains, one from th... Read more

Chinese Too Sick To Work

Wednesday, November 19, 2014      12 comments

Wong Chow calls into work and says, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work. The boss says, You know something, Wong Chow, I really need you today. When I feel... Read more

Too Druck

Friday, November 14, 2014      8 comments

Thanks margemf: An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says, "No way buddy you're too drunk." A few minutes later the drunk comes in through the bathrooms, again he slurs, "give m... Read more

It's Only Bubba

Wednesday, November 12, 2014      7 comments

You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home.The house also fea... Read more

IRS Guilt

Tuesday, November 11, 2014      11 comments

Thank you margemf: A man wrote a letter to the IRS: I have been unable to sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable income and have enclosed a check for $200.00. If I still cant sleep, I will send ... Read more

Businessman and Son-In-Law

Friday, November 07, 2014      7 comments

Thank you again margemf: A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. I welcome you into the family, said the man. To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you ha... Read more

Oz

Tuesday, November 04, 2014      6 comments

Thank you margemf: Why did Dorothy get lost in Oz? She had three men giving her directions. Seven Simple Computer Security Tips Use strong passwords. Choose passwords that are difficult or impossible to guess. Give... Read more

Olden Days

Monday, November 03, 2014      8 comments

You could hardly see for all the snow, Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go. Pull a chair up to the TV set, 'Good Night, David. Good Night, Chet.' My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutti... Read more


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