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Tech Support for Dummies

Friday, April 24, 2015      9 comments

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Customer: A white one... Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? ************************ ... Read more

Gene Kelly Dancing in Old Fashioned Roller Skates

Monday, April 20, 2015      9 comments

You have no idea how good Gene Kelly was at Dancing Until you watch this. Look closely and notice these are not even shoe skates. They are the kind we had as a kid and came with a skate key. Amazing. I wonder how many times he fell ... Read more

Ventriloquist

Saturday, April 18, 2015      7 comments

Today at 10:24 AM A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and puts on a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row s... Read more

A Sad Minnesota Passing

Friday, April 10, 2015      9 comments

Friends - this is almost too sad to forward but I felt I should. Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday in Minneapolis of a yeast infection and trau... Read more

Non English Speaker

Thursday, April 09, 2015      7 comments

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop f... Read more

The Night of April 1!

Wednesday, April 01, 2015      8 comments

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 85 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? ... Read more

Fifty Shades of Grey

Tuesday, March 24, 2015      8 comments

Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Ron's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they... Read more

A Blonde's Year in Review

Saturday, March 21, 2015      7 comments

January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!! March Got really exc... Read more

Holy Stuff

Saturday, March 14, 2015      8 comments

During these serious and troubled times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths: 1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's Chosen People. 2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Mes... Read more

Murphy's Lesser Known Laws

Tuesday, March 03, 2015      8 comments

1.. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 4. A day without s... Read more

Priceless

Monday, March 02, 2015      12 comments

A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husband. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When w... Read more

One Little Dot

Saturday, February 28, 2015      9 comments

A class was given a homework assignment to find out something Exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little Boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class... Read more

Victoria's Secret

Friday, February 27, 2015      9 comments

A husband walks into 'Victoria's Secret' to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price; the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest it... Read more

Magic Beer

Tuesday, February 17, 2015      10 comments

A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking guy sitting at the bar by himself. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. "Magic Beer", he says. She thinks he's a little crazy, so she ... Read more

Golf

Monday, February 09, 2015      9 comments

Thank you margemf: A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!" The doctor chimed ... Read more


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