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Train Job Interview

Thursday, November 20, 2014      9 comments

Thank you margemf: A brilliant young boy was applying for a job with the railways. The interviewer asked him: "Do you know how to use the equipment?" "Yes", the boy replied. "Then what would you do if you realized that 2 trains, one from th... Read more

Chinese Too Sick To Work

Wednesday, November 19, 2014      12 comments

Wong Chow calls into work and says, “I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.” The boss says, “You know something, Wong Chow, I really need you today. When I feel... Read more

Too Druck

Friday, November 14, 2014      8 comments

Thanks margemf: An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says, "No way buddy you're too drunk." A few minutes later the drunk comes in through the bathrooms, again he slurs, "give m... Read more

It's Only Bubba

Wednesday, November 12, 2014      7 comments

You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home.The house also fea... Read more

IRS Guilt

Tuesday, November 11, 2014      11 comments

Thank you margemf: A man wrote a letter to the IRS: “I have been unable to sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable income and have enclosed a check for $200.00. If I still can’t sleep, I will send ... Read more

Businessman and Son-In-Law

Friday, November 07, 2014      7 comments

Thank you again margemf: A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. I welcome you into the family,” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you ha... Read more

Oz

Tuesday, November 04, 2014      6 comments

Thank you margemf: Why did Dorothy get lost in Oz? She had three men giving her directions. Seven Simple Computer Security Tips · Use strong passwords. Choose passwords that are difficult or impossible to guess. Give... Read more

Olden Days

Monday, November 03, 2014      8 comments

You could hardly see for all the snow, Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go. Pull a chair up to the TV set, 'Good Night, David. Good Night, Chet.' My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutti... Read more

Good Fairy

Sunday, November 02, 2014      7 comments

Thanks margemf: Forty years of marriage.......... A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on the... Read more

Two Judges

Thursday, October 30, 2014      5 comments

Thank you margemf: Two judges from a small county happen to be stopped for speeding on the same day. They agree that there's no point in calling the state Supreme Court for a visiting judge; they'll just go ahead and hear each other's... Read more

Help, Help!

Monday, October 27, 2014      5 comments

There was a hysterical call at the fire department, and it went like this: Help me, please help me; there is a cat meowing and yowling with frequency and urgency. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me; can you please help me, and send... Read more

Little Johnny

Sunday, October 26, 2014      8 comments

Thank you margemf: A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teach... Read more

English Prof

Friday, October 24, 2014      7 comments

One of the courses I taught when I was a college professor was Freshman English. To my first class of students I described the basic parts of an essay: "Remember, the three parts of an essay are the Introduction, the Body, and the Confusion". ... Read more

Schnauzer

Wednesday, October 22, 2014      8 comments

A friend found out that her dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proc... Read more

Two Dumb Roofers

Thursday, October 16, 2014      7 comments

Thank you margemf: Two roofers, Larry and Joe were on the roof laying tile, when a sudden win gust came and knocked down their ladder. “I have an idea” said Larry. “We’ll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder.” What, do you... Read more


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