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Where's The Fun
Thursday, August 20, 2015      16 comments

If you tell people you are struggling to lose weight, they say "It took a long time to put it on, so it'll take a while to take it off." Yes, I know. But it was fun putting it on. It is NOT fun taking it off!... Read more
No More Blogs
Friday, August 07, 2015      23 comments

I'm the type of person who does not share personal insights. I don't do normal blogs. I think everyone needs to laugh at least once a day so I share jokes. Well, no more. I've been warned several times that my blogs have been removed due to ... Read more
A Biblical Story
Friday, July 24, 2015      12 comments

A woman runs a red traffic light and crashes into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished, but amazingly, neither of them is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says; "Wow, just look at our cars! There's ... Read more
Would You Remarry?
Tuesday, July 07, 2015      14 comments

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" W... Read more
Blond Guy Joke
Tuesday, June 09, 2015      12 comments

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time ... Read more
Eight Word with Two Different Meanings
Sunday, June 07, 2015      12 comments

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female..... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male..... Playi... Read more
Friday, June 05, 2015      9 comments

Three men awaited execution by firing squad in the condemned cell, from which the site of their forthcoming ordeal could be clearly seen. The first, an Englishman, was taken out and stood against the wall. As the firing squad raised... Read more
Things to Know
Wednesday, June 03, 2015      10 comments

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue. A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. A ... Read more
A Touching Story
Saturday, May 09, 2015      8 comments

A Cup of Tea made with cold water One day my Grandma was out, and my Grandpa was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys. Grandpa ... Read more
God Has A Sense of Humor
Thursday, May 07, 2015      7 comments

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone brother. 2. He liked Gospel. 3. He didn't get a fair trial. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He ... Read more
Tech Support for Dummies
Friday, April 24, 2015      10 comments

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Customer: A white one... Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? ************************ ... Read more
Gene Kelly Dancing in Old Fashioned Roller Skates
Monday, April 20, 2015      9 comments

You have no idea how good Gene Kelly was at Dancing Until you watch this. Look closely and notice these are not even shoe skates. They are the kind we had as a kid and came with a skate key. Amazing. I wonder how many times he fell ... Read more
Saturday, April 18, 2015      7 comments

Today at 10:24 AM A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and puts on a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row s... Read more
A Sad Minnesota Passing
Friday, April 10, 2015      9 comments

Friends - this is almost too sad to forward but I felt I should. Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday in Minneapolis of a yeast infection and trau... Read more
Non English Speaker
Thursday, April 09, 2015      7 comments

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop f... Read more

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