Cup of Tea made with cold water
day my Grandma was out, and my Grandpa was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2
years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one
of my favorite toys.
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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He didn't get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He ... Read more
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one...
Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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You have no idea how good Gene Kelly was at Dancing
Until you watch this.
Look closely and notice these are not even shoe skates.
They are the kind we had as a kid and came with a skate key.
Amazing. I wonder how many times he fell ... Read more
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A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and puts on a show in a small fishing town.
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.
Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row s... Read more
Friends - this is almost too sad to forward but I felt I should. Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday in Minneapolis of a yeast infection and trau... Read more
A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop f... Read more
Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years.
Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Ron's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they... Read more
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!
Got really exc... Read more
During these serious and troubled times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths:
1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's Chosen People.
2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Mes... Read more
1.. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. A day without s... Read more
A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving
relationship with their husband.
The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?"
All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When w... Read more
A class was given a homework assignment to find out something Exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little Boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class... Read more
A husband walks into 'Victoria's Secret' to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.
He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price; the more sheer, the higher the price.
Naturally, he opts for the sheerest it... Read more