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Why do I like about retirement

Monday, February 21, 2011      4 comments

Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Question: How many retirees to change a li... Read more

Texas Humor

Sunday, February 20, 2011      7 comments

A young Texan grew up wanting to be a law man. He grew up big, 6' 2'', and strong as a longhorn and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally became of age he applied to where he had o... Read more

Regulatory Board

Saturday, February 19, 2011      3 comments

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. Quickly, God was faced with a citation from the regulatory board. God was granted a temporary permit for the project, but was stymied with the cease-and-desist order for the earthly par... Read more

Computer-Male or Female

Friday, February 18, 2011      2 comments

What gender is a 'computer'? Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether 'computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun.... Read more

Cell Phones + Gas Important Read!!!!!

Thursday, February 17, 2011      1 comments

MUST READ, EVEN IF YOU DON'T OWN A CAR. Here's some reasons why we don't allow cell phones in operating areas, propylene oxide handling and storage area, propane, gas and diesel refueling areas. The Shell Oil Company recently issued ... Read more

Something to Ponder

Wednesday, February 16, 2011      1 comments

A message every adult should read because children are watching you and doing as you do, not as you say. When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately wan... Read more

Words to live by

Tuesday, February 15, 2011      3 comments

A husband opened his wife's underwear drawer and picked up a silk paper wrapped package: 'This, - he said - isn't any ordinary package.' He unwrapped the box and stared at both the silk paper and the box. 'She got this... Read more

Amazing Things

Monday, February 14, 2011      4 comments

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, 'Wha... Read more

Never Judge a Book by it's Cover

Sunday, February 13, 2011      4 comments

A lady in a faded gingham dress and her husband, dressed in a homespun threadbare suit, stepped off the train in Boston, and walked timidly without an appointment into the Harvard University President's outer office. The secretary could tel... Read more

Crabby Old Man

Saturday, February 12, 2011      4 comments

When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in North Platte , Nebraska, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value. Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, they found this poem. It... Read more

The Pastor's Cat

Friday, February 11, 2011      8 comments

THE PASTOR'S CAT Dwight Nelson recently told a true story about the pastor of his church. He had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc. ... Read more

Thank You Story

Thursday, February 10, 2011      5 comments

It happened every Friday evening, almost without fail, when the sun resembled a giant orange and was starting to dip into the blue ocean. Old Ed came strolling along the beach to his favorite pier. Clutched in his bony hand was ... Read more

The Little Penny

Wednesday, February 09, 2011      4 comments

That Little Penny In The Parking lot Remember this every time you pass that little penny in the parking lot. I always thought that it was for good luck, but I love this version better. I found a penny ... Read more

Fishing Tale

Tuesday, February 08, 2011      2 comments

A 77 year old guy loved to fish. He was sitting in his boat when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' He looked around and couldn't see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,'Pick... Read more

The Good Napkins

Monday, February 07, 2011      3 comments

The Good Napkins .......... Ahhhhh. This is too good to not share. I think we are the last generation to know what 'napkins' are. The joys of having Girls... My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her firs... Read more


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