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Important Information

Friday, March 04, 2011      6 comments

Using credit/debit card? Read this note very carefully. I did not know about the clear button, but I will be pushing the clear button before I swipe my gas or debit card and after just to be safe. People are get... Read more

Where do we go to eat?????

Thursday, March 03, 2011      10 comments

A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. > Finally, they agreed to meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they had only $6.00 among them and Jimmy Johnson, the cute boy in Social Studi... Read more

"ICE" your Phone

Wednesday, March 02, 2011      12 comments

Apparently this is a standard procedure paramedics follow at the scene of an accident when they come across your cell phone. ICE - 'In Case of Emergency' We all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory but no... Read more

Noah 2011

Sunday, February 27, 2011      6 comments

NOAH TODAY In the year 2010, the Lord came unto Noah, Who was now living in England and said: "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over -populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me." "Build another... Read more

How to Stay Young

Saturday, February 26, 2011      5 comments

Stay Young My Friend We all need to read this one over and over until it becomes part of who we are ! HOW TO STAY YOUNG 1. Try everything twice. On one woman's tombstone she said she wanted this epitaph: "Tried everything ... Read more

Blonde Rider

Friday, February 25, 2011      5 comments

BLOND RIDER A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no Lessons, nor prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the Horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a ... Read more

Pet Wisdom

Thursday, February 24, 2011      4 comments

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE PETS, THIS IS A TRUE STORY. FOR THOSE THAT DON'T, IT IS A TRUE STORY. The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door. Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and co... Read more


Wednesday, February 23, 2011      1 comments

This new version of the "footprints" story really caught me off guard at the end...What a blessing.. IT'S AWESOME!!! Imagine you and the Lord Jesus are walking down the road together. For much of the way, the Lord's footprints go along ... Read more

Quick Thinking Oldster

Tuesday, February 22, 2011      5 comments

One day an old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old German Shepherd thinks... Read more

Why do I like about retirement

Monday, February 21, 2011      4 comments

Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Question: How many retirees to change a li... Read more

Texas Humor

Sunday, February 20, 2011      7 comments

A young Texan grew up wanting to be a law man. He grew up big, 6' 2'', and strong as a longhorn and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally became of age he applied to where he had o... Read more

Regulatory Board

Saturday, February 19, 2011      3 comments

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. Quickly, God was faced with a citation from the regulatory board. God was granted a temporary permit for the project, but was stymied with the cease-and-desist order for the earthly par... Read more

Computer-Male or Female

Friday, February 18, 2011      2 comments

What gender is a 'computer'? Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether 'computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun.... Read more

Cell Phones + Gas Important Read!!!!!

Thursday, February 17, 2011      1 comments

MUST READ, EVEN IF YOU DON'T OWN A CAR. Here's some reasons why we don't allow cell phones in operating areas, propylene oxide handling and storage area, propane, gas and diesel refueling areas. The Shell Oil Company recently issued ... Read more

Something to Ponder

Wednesday, February 16, 2011      1 comments

A message every adult should read because children are watching you and doing as you do, not as you say. When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately wan... Read more

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