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The Green Thing

Monday, March 07, 2011      8 comments

In the line at the store, the cashier told the older woman that plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. The woman apologized to her and explained, “We didn’t have the green thing back in my day.” That’s right, they didn’t have the gr... Read more

Who Does What????

Sunday, March 06, 2011      5 comments

WHO DOES WHAT A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. The hu... Read more

What if there isn't "anymore"

Saturday, March 05, 2011      6 comments

One day a woman's husband died, and on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of their bedroom, the wife was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't "anymore". No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate to... Read more

Important Information

Friday, March 04, 2011      6 comments

Using credit/debit card? Read this note very carefully. I did not know about the clear button, but I will be pushing the clear button before I swipe my gas or debit card and after just to be safe. People are get... Read more

Where do we go to eat?????

Thursday, March 03, 2011      10 comments

A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. > Finally, they agreed to meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they had only $6.00 among them and Jimmy Johnson, the cute boy in Social Studi... Read more

"ICE" your Phone

Wednesday, March 02, 2011      12 comments

Apparently this is a standard procedure paramedics follow at the scene of an accident when they come across your cell phone. ICE - 'In Case of Emergency' We all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory but no... Read more

Noah 2011

Sunday, February 27, 2011      6 comments

NOAH TODAY In the year 2010, the Lord came unto Noah, Who was now living in England and said: "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over -populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me." "Build another... Read more

How to Stay Young

Saturday, February 26, 2011      5 comments

Stay Young My Friend We all need to read this one over and over until it becomes part of who we are ! HOW TO STAY YOUNG 1. Try everything twice. On one woman's tombstone she said she wanted this epitaph: "Tried everything ... Read more

Blonde Rider

Friday, February 25, 2011      5 comments

BLOND RIDER A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no Lessons, nor prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the Horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a ... Read more

Pet Wisdom

Thursday, February 24, 2011      4 comments

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE PETS, THIS IS A TRUE STORY. FOR THOSE THAT DON'T, IT IS A TRUE STORY. The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door. Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and co... Read more

Footprints

Wednesday, February 23, 2011      1 comments

This new version of the "footprints" story really caught me off guard at the end...What a blessing.. IT'S AWESOME!!! Imagine you and the Lord Jesus are walking down the road together. For much of the way, the Lord's footprints go along ... Read more

Quick Thinking Oldster

Tuesday, February 22, 2011      5 comments

One day an old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old German Shepherd thinks... Read more

Why do I like about retirement

Monday, February 21, 2011      4 comments

Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Question: How many retirees to change a li... Read more

Texas Humor

Sunday, February 20, 2011      7 comments

A young Texan grew up wanting to be a law man. He grew up big, 6' 2'', and strong as a longhorn and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally became of age he applied to where he had o... Read more

Regulatory Board

Saturday, February 19, 2011      3 comments

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. Quickly, God was faced with a citation from the regulatory board. God was granted a temporary permit for the project, but was stymied with the cease-and-desist order for the earthly par... Read more


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