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Computer-Male or Female
Friday, February 18, 2011      2 comments

What gender is a 'computer'? Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether 'computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun.... Read more
Cell Phones + Gas Important Read!!!!!
Thursday, February 17, 2011      1 comments

MUST READ, EVEN IF YOU DON'T OWN A CAR. Here's some reasons why we don't allow cell phones in operating areas, propylene oxide handling and storage area, propane, gas and diesel refueling areas. The Shell Oil Company recently issued ... Read more
Something to Ponder
Wednesday, February 16, 2011      1 comments

A message every adult should read because children are watching you and doing as you do, not as you say. When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately wan... Read more
Words to live by
Tuesday, February 15, 2011      3 comments

A husband opened his wife's underwear drawer and picked up a silk paper wrapped package: 'This, - he said - isn't any ordinary package.' He unwrapped the box and stared at both the silk paper and the box. 'She got this... Read more
Amazing Things
Monday, February 14, 2011      4 comments

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, 'Wha... Read more
Never Judge a Book by it's Cover
Sunday, February 13, 2011      4 comments

A lady in a faded gingham dress and her husband, dressed in a homespun threadbare suit, stepped off the train in Boston, and walked timidly without an appointment into the Harvard University President's outer office. The secretary could tel... Read more
Crabby Old Man
Saturday, February 12, 2011      4 comments

When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in North Platte , Nebraska, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value. Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, they found this poem. It... Read more
The Pastor's Cat
Friday, February 11, 2011      8 comments

THE PASTOR'S CAT Dwight Nelson recently told a true story about the pastor of his church. He had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc. ... Read more
Thank You Story
Thursday, February 10, 2011      5 comments

It happened every Friday evening, almost without fail, when the sun resembled a giant orange and was starting to dip into the blue ocean. Old Ed came strolling along the beach to his favorite pier. Clutched in his bony hand was ... Read more
The Little Penny
Wednesday, February 09, 2011      4 comments

That Little Penny In The Parking lot Remember this every time you pass that little penny in the parking lot. I always thought that it was for good luck, but I love this version better. I found a penny ... Read more
Fishing Tale
Tuesday, February 08, 2011      2 comments

A 77 year old guy loved to fish. He was sitting in his boat when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' He looked around and couldn't see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,'Pick... Read more
The Good Napkins
Monday, February 07, 2011      3 comments

The Good Napkins .......... Ahhhhh. This is too good to not share. I think we are the last generation to know what 'napkins' are. The joys of having Girls... My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her firs... Read more
How to Peel an Egg
Sunday, February 06, 2011      1 comments

This has to be one of THE coolest things I've ever seen! Watch the video I know I'm going to give it a try. We have sent men to the moon and just now learning how to peel an egg.......who would have thought it! ... Read more
Superbowl Humor
Saturday, February 05, 2011      5 comments

A woman had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As she sat down, a man came along and asked her if anyone is sitting in the seat next to her. "No," she said, "the seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their... Read more
Laugh for the Day
Friday, February 04, 2011      8 comments

Laugh for the day. Reverend Boudreaux was the part-time pastor of the local Cajun Baptist Church and Pastor Thibodaux was the minister of the Covenant Church across the road. They were both standing by the road, pounding a sign into the g... Read more

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