A is for apple, and B is for boat, That used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said, But let's be a bit more realistic instead.
Now The Alphabet:
A is for arthritis; B is for the bad back; C... Read more
We normally have a man who mows our yard but he is on vacation this week so I decided I could do it since we still have our little neutron mower. I did just fine, but while I was mowing yesterday evening, I was pretty sure I saw a snake slither... Read more
Sometimes you wish you could just skip out on a week - but you can't, you just have to go on day by day. It seems every time we pick up the phone it has been bad news this week so here is to a better week next week.
Our week ended last week w... Read more
Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark .
ONE: Don't miss the boat.
TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat!
THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
FOUR: Stay fit. When yo... Read more
I FIRST STARTED READING THIS EMAIL & WAS READING FAST UNTIL I REACHED THE THIRD SENTENCE. I STOPPED AND STARTED OVER READING SLOWER AND THINKING ABOUT EVERY WORD. THIS EMAIL IS VERY THOUGHT PROVOKING. MAKES YOU STOP AND THINK.
PLEASE ... Read more
It is the
not the preacher,
who has given us freedom of religion.
not the reporter,
who has given us freedom of the press.
not the poet,
who has given us freed... Read more
A woman, renewing her driver's licence ,
was asked by the woman at Registry to state her occupation.
She hesitated, uncertain how to classify herself.
'What I mean is, ' explained the woman at Registry,
'do you have a ... Read more
We have been experiencing a problem with the electric in our Florida room for a week or two. I would go to do laundry and the washer would not work. I would come in the house and find the breaker had been tripped. We just thought it was becau... Read more
It has been a loooong 2 months (in fact a very long fall/winter) but today DH was released by his surgeon who put the pins in his hip. He is now allowed to put his full weight on his leg and walk with a cane for the next 3-4 weeks and then if h... Read more
The Soldier stood and faced God,
Which must always come to pass.
He hoped his shoes were shining,
Just as brightly as his brass.
'Step forward now, Soldier,
How shall I deal with you?
Have you always turned the other chee... Read more
Today, upon a bus, I saw a very beautiful woman
And wished I were as beautiful.
When suddenly she rose to leave,
I saw her hobble down the aisle.
She had one leg and wore a crutch.
But as she passed, she passed a smile. ... Read more
It has been an eternity (at least it seems like it has!) since DH's accident but we are beginning to see some light at the end of the tunnel. He has been able to get out of the cast first about 3 weeks after he broke the heel and into a boot an... Read more
Good morning . .. . At present we are not at home, but please leave your message after you hear the beep.
If you are one of our children,
dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5
in order of "birth arrival" s... Read more