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GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground...
5) Laughing is good exercise... Read more
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional...
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old whe... Read more
There once was a man named George Thomas, pastor in a small New England town. One Easter Sunday morning he came to the Church carrying a rusty, bent, old bird cage, and set it by the pulpit. Eyebrows were raised and, as if in response, Pas... Read more
Six year old Brandon decided one Saturday morning to fix his parents pancakes. He found a big bowl and spoon, pulled a chair to the counter, opened the cupboard and pulled out the heavy flour canister, spilling it on t... Read more
HANDY LITTLE CHART - GOD HAS A POSITIVE ANSWER:
You say: 'It's impossible'
God says: All things are possible
( Luke 18:27)
You say: 'I'm too tired'
God says: I will give you rest
( Matthew 11:28-30)
You say: 'Nobody... Read more
Points to Ponder
Often when we lose hope and think this is "the end", God smiles from above and says, "Relax sweetheart, it's just a bend, not the end".
When God solves your problems, you have faith in his abilities, when God doesn't solve your problems he has... Read more
2012 Presidential Candidate
One choice is a very special lady who has just about every answer to
> assist in helping us to solve our problems.
> Give this a thought when you have a moment:
> MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT!
> ... Read more
When Your Hut's on Fire
When Your Hut's On Fire
The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a small, uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly for God to rescue him. Every day he scanned the horizon for help, but none seemed forthcoming.
Exhaus... Read more
The Storm (with pics)
Today has been one of those days you just don't know how to take. I was up at 7 am to walk and got that in early as they predicted rain by noon. Then Wednesday is our breakfast morning. Since the snowbirds are going home, we only had 10 of us... Read more
My Best Friend
A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.
He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the roa... Read more
Tips on Pumping Gas
This is from someone who should know a few tips that might help all of us-I knew about not pumping gas when they are filling the tanksand that when it is hot out you really aren't getting a full gallon, especially if you use diesel, but some o... Read more
by Robert Peterson
She was six years old when I first met her on the beach near where I live.
I drive to this beach, a distance of three or four miles, whenever the world
begins to close in on me. She was buil... Read more
CLEVER IDEAS WORTH KNOWING
Take your bananas apart when you get home from the store.
If you leave them connected at the stem, they ripen faster..
Store your opened chunks of cheese in aluminum foil.
It will stay fresh much longer and not mold!
Pepp... Read more
Who's Your Daddy??
A seminary professor was vacationing with his wife in Gatlinburg, TN. One morning,
they were eating breakfast at a little restaurant, hoping to enjoy a quiet, family meal. While they were waiting for their food, they noticed a d... Read more
Price of Gas versus Printer Ink
The price of Gas versus Printer Ink
All these examples do NOT imply that gasoline is cheap; it just illustrates how outrageous some prices are....
You will be really shocked by the last one!
(At least, I was...)
Compar... Read more