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My Best Friend

Tuesday, March 29, 2011      4 comments

A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the roa... Read more

Tips on Pumping Gas

Monday, March 28, 2011      2 comments

This is from someone who should know a few tips that might help all of us-I knew about not pumping gas when they are filling the tanksand that when it is hot out you really aren't getting a full gallon, especially if you use diesel, but some o... Read more

The Sandpiper

Sunday, March 27, 2011      2 comments

The Sandpiper by Robert Peterson She was six years old when I first met her on the beach near where I live. I drive to this beach, a distance of three or four miles, whenever the world begins to close in on me. She was buil... Read more

CLEVER IDEAS WORTH KNOWING

Saturday, March 26, 2011      4 comments

Take your bananas apart when you get home from the store. If you leave them connected at the stem, they ripen faster.. Store your opened chunks of cheese in aluminum foil. It will stay fresh much longer and not mold! Pepp... Read more

Who's Your Daddy??

Friday, March 25, 2011      4 comments

A seminary professor was vacationing with his wife in Gatlinburg, TN. One morning, they were eating breakfast at a little restaurant, hoping to enjoy a quiet, family meal. While they were waiting for their food, they noticed a d... Read more

Price of Gas versus Printer Ink

Thursday, March 24, 2011      2 comments

The price of Gas versus Printer Ink All these examples do NOT imply that gasoline is cheap; it just illustrates how outrageous some prices are.... You will be really shocked by the last one! (At least, I was...) Compar... Read more

Men Are Just Happier People

Wednesday, March 23, 2011      3 comments

WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snac... Read more

Thankful

Tuesday, March 22, 2011      5 comments

I AM THANKFUL: FOR THE WIFE WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME AND NOT OUT WITH SOME-ONE ELSE. FOR THE HUSBAND WHO IS ON THE SOFA BEING A COUCH POTATO, BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS... Read more

Points to Ponder

Monday, March 21, 2011      1 comments

Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in trouble; it is a "steering wheel" that directs us in the right path throughout life. Do you know why a car's windshield is so large & the rear view mirror is so small? Because our PAST... Read more

Advice for the Older Crowd

Saturday, March 19, 2011      4 comments

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. 'Is it true,' she wanted to know, íthat the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?' 'Yes, I'm afraid so,' the doctor told her. There was a moment of ... Read more

Pecans in the Cemetery

Friday, March 18, 2011      2 comments

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. 'One for you, one for me.... Read more

Great Advice

Thursday, March 17, 2011      5 comments

A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked, 'How heavy is this glass of water?' The answers called out, ranged from 8oz. To 20oz. The lecturer replied, 'The absolute weight do... Read more

A Bit of Wit and Wisdom

Wednesday, March 16, 2011      4 comments

If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for... Read more

Understanding the Man/Woman Connection

Tuesday, March 15, 2011      4 comments

Woman has Man in it; Mrs. has Mr. in it; Female has Male in it; She has He in it; Madam has Adam in it; Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... I never looked at it this way before: Ever n... Read more

Observations on Growing Older

Monday, March 14, 2011      4 comments

Your kids are becoming you... and you don't like them... but your grandchildren are perfect! Going out is good... Coming home is better! When people say you look "Great"... they add "for your age!" When you needed the... Read more


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