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Advice for the Older Crowd

Saturday, March 19, 2011      4 comments

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. 'Is it true,' she wanted to know, íthat the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?' 'Yes, I'm afraid so,' the doctor told her. There was a moment of ... Read more

Pecans in the Cemetery

Friday, March 18, 2011      2 comments

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. 'One for you, one for me.... Read more

Great Advice

Thursday, March 17, 2011      5 comments

A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked, 'How heavy is this glass of water?' The answers called out, ranged from 8oz. To 20oz. The lecturer replied, 'The absolute weight do... Read more

A Bit of Wit and Wisdom

Wednesday, March 16, 2011      4 comments

If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for... Read more

Understanding the Man/Woman Connection

Tuesday, March 15, 2011      4 comments

Woman has Man in it; Mrs. has Mr. in it; Female has Male in it; She has He in it; Madam has Adam in it; Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... I never looked at it this way before: Ever n... Read more

Observations on Growing Older

Monday, March 14, 2011      4 comments

Your kids are becoming you... and you don't like them... but your grandchildren are perfect! Going out is good... Coming home is better! When people say you look "Great"... they add "for your age!" When you needed the... Read more

Women's Favorite E-Mail

Sunday, March 13, 2011      2 comments

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: 'Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays a... Read more

Laugh for Today

Saturday, March 12, 2011      7 comments

I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I've had chest x-rays, cardio stress tests, EKG's and colonos... Read more

Mother Taught Me-------

Friday, March 11, 2011      5 comments

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. . . I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet... Read more

Best Ever Senior Citizen Joke

Thursday, March 10, 2011      5 comments

BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her neighbor asks, "What is i... Read more

Frozen Crabs and the Blonde

Wednesday, March 09, 2011      8 comments

Frozen Crabs and the Blonde Flight Attendant A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the cr... Read more

The Dog

Tuesday, March 08, 2011      6 comments

THE DOG A WOMAN was flying from Seattle to San Francisco . Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircra... Read more

The Green Thing

Monday, March 07, 2011      8 comments

In the line at the store, the cashier told the older woman that plastic bags werenít good for the environment. The woman apologized to her and explained, ďWe didnít have the green thing back in my day.Ē Thatís right, they didnít have the gr... Read more

Who Does What????

Sunday, March 06, 2011      5 comments

WHO DOES WHAT A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. The hu... Read more

What if there isn't "anymore"

Saturday, March 05, 2011      6 comments

One day a woman's husband died, and on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of their bedroom, the wife was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't "anymore". No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate to... Read more

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