Price of Gas versus Printer Ink
The price of Gas versus Printer Ink
All these examples do NOT imply that gasoline is cheap; it just illustrates how outrageous some prices are....
You will be really shocked by the last one!
(At least, I was...)
Compar... Read more
Men Are Just Happier People
WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People --
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snac... Read more
I AM THANKFUL: FOR THE WIFE WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT
BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME AND NOT OUT WITH SOME-ONE ELSE.
FOR THE HUSBAND WHO IS ON THE SOFA BEING A COUCH POTATO,
BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS... Read more
Points to Ponder
Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in trouble; it is a "steering wheel" that directs us in the right path throughout life.
Do you know why a car's windshield is so large & the rear view mirror is so small? Because our PAST... Read more
Advice for the Older Crowd
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.
'Is it true,' she wanted to know,
’that the medication
you prescribed has to be taken
for the rest of my life?'
'Yes, I'm afraid so,' the doctor told her.
There was a moment of ... Read more
Pecans in the Cemetery
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.
'One for you, one for me.... Read more
A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience,
raised a glass of water and asked, 'How heavy is this glass of water?'
The answers called out, ranged from 8oz. To 20oz.
The lecturer replied, 'The absolute weight do... Read more
A Bit of Wit and Wisdom
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for... Read more
Understanding the Man/Woman Connection
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
I never looked at it this way before:
Ever n... Read more
Observations on Growing Older
Your kids are becoming you... and you don't like them... but your grandchildren are perfect!
Going out is good... Coming home is better!
When people say you look "Great"... they add "for your age!"
When you needed the... Read more
Women's Favorite E-Mail
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day
while his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went
through so he prayed:
I go to work every day and put
in 8 hours while my wife
merely stays a... Read more
Laugh for Today
I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make
sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist
twice a year. I floss every night. I've had chest x-rays, cardio
stress tests, EKG's and colonos... Read more
Mother Taught Me-------
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. . . I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet... Read more
Best Ever Senior Citizen Joke
BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her neighbor asks, "What is i... Read more
Frozen Crabs and the Blonde
Frozen Crabs and the Blonde
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the cr... Read more