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Frozen Crabs and the Blonde
Wednesday, March 09, 2011      8 comments

Frozen Crabs and the Blonde Flight Attendant A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the cr... Read more
The Dog
Tuesday, March 08, 2011      6 comments

THE DOG A WOMAN was flying from Seattle to San Francisco . Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircra... Read more
The Green Thing
Monday, March 07, 2011      8 comments

In the line at the store, the cashier told the older woman that plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. The woman apologized to her and explained, “We didn’t have the green thing back in my day.” That’s right, they didn’t have the gr... Read more
Who Does What????
Sunday, March 06, 2011      5 comments

WHO DOES WHAT A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. The hu... Read more
What if there isn't "anymore"
Saturday, March 05, 2011      6 comments

One day a woman's husband died, and on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of their bedroom, the wife was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't "anymore". No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate to... Read more
Important Information
Friday, March 04, 2011      6 comments

Using credit/debit card? Read this note very carefully. I did not know about the clear button, but I will be pushing the clear button before I swipe my gas or debit card and after just to be safe. People are get... Read more
Where do we go to eat?????
Thursday, March 03, 2011      10 comments

A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. > Finally, they agreed to meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they had only $6.00 among them and Jimmy Johnson, the cute boy in Social Studi... Read more
"ICE" your Phone
Wednesday, March 02, 2011      12 comments

Apparently this is a standard procedure paramedics follow at the scene of an accident when they come across your cell phone. ICE - 'In Case of Emergency' We all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory but no... Read more
Noah 2011
Sunday, February 27, 2011      6 comments

NOAH TODAY In the year 2010, the Lord came unto Noah, Who was now living in England and said: "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over -populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me." "Build another... Read more
How to Stay Young
Saturday, February 26, 2011      5 comments

Stay Young My Friend We all need to read this one over and over until it becomes part of who we are ! HOW TO STAY YOUNG 1. Try everything twice. On one woman's tombstone she said she wanted this epitaph: "Tried everything ... Read more
Blonde Rider
Friday, February 25, 2011      5 comments

BLOND RIDER A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no Lessons, nor prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the Horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a ... Read more
Pet Wisdom
Thursday, February 24, 2011      4 comments

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE PETS, THIS IS A TRUE STORY. FOR THOSE THAT DON'T, IT IS A TRUE STORY. The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door. Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and co... Read more
Footprints
Wednesday, February 23, 2011      1 comments

This new version of the "footprints" story really caught me off guard at the end...What a blessing.. IT'S AWESOME!!! Imagine you and the Lord Jesus are walking down the road together. For much of the way, the Lord's footprints go along ... Read more
Quick Thinking Oldster
Tuesday, February 22, 2011      5 comments

One day an old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old German Shepherd thinks... Read more
Why do I like about retirement
Monday, February 21, 2011      4 comments

Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Question: How many retirees to change a li... Read more

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