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Nothing

Sunday, December 30, 2012      12 comments

It's the weekend what do you expect????? ... Read more

Funny Furbabies

Saturday, December 29, 2012      22 comments

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NUTS!!!!

Friday, December 28, 2012      15 comments

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Quotes On Sex

Thursday, December 27, 2012      15 comments

Quotes On Sex “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” * Tom Clancy “You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.” * Steve Martin “Having sex is like play... Read more

Embarrassing Holiday Experiences - The Revenge of the Cacti

Tuesday, December 25, 2012      14 comments

This is not my story, but it is funny that's for sure!!! A few years back we went to Tenerife. You will probably be aware that they sell little Cacti everywhere, but I decided I wanted a 'Native' one. To retrieve a cactus I hung precariousl... Read more

You Might Be A Christmas Redneck If......

Monday, December 24, 2012      23 comments

-Your grandma's beard is more impressive than Santa's. -You use the cobwebs in the corners of your house as tinsel for the Christmas tree. -You really do ask Santa for your two front teeth. -All your plastic Pink Flamingos y... Read more

'Twas The Night Before Christmas At Rainbow Bridge

Saturday, December 22, 2012      19 comments

'Twas the night before Christmas, at Rainbow Bridge too. We Bridge kids were thinking as always of you. We'd seen how the holidays weren't bright this year, Heard you whisper so often, "I wish you were here!" We know how you wis... Read more

The Overtired Parents - 'Twas The Night Before Christmas

Friday, December 21, 2012      14 comments

‘Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house, not a creature was stirring…except the mouse that we found burrowing a hole in the wall of the garage who has probably started a nest in one of the kids’ presents we’ve been storing... Read more

10 Christmas Presents You DON'T Want

Thursday, December 20, 2012      23 comments

1. What's the point?? 2. Ahhh No thanks I'm a vegetarian!! 3. Not in my stocking tha... Read more

Christmas Presents - Be Careful What You Wish For!!!

Wednesday, December 19, 2012      13 comments

As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Chris... Read more

The 12 Aussie Days of Christmas

Tuesday, December 18, 2012      13 comments

It has been said that in six days God made Heaven and Earth and on the seventh day he had some fun and created the Australian animals and birds. On the twelve days of Christmas My true love sent to me Twelve parrots prattling Read more

12 Days of Doggy Christmas

Monday, December 17, 2012      19 comments

On the twelve days of Christmas my human gave to me A HOME AND A FAMILY 2 MEALS DAILY 3 FLUFFY BLANKETS On the fourth day of Christmas my human gave to me 4 BALLS TO PLAY WITH 5 GOLDEN COLLARS 6 DOGGY TREATS... Read more

Vale Sandy Hook Elementary School

Saturday, December 15, 2012      19 comments

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The Final Demand

Friday, December 14, 2012      10 comments

This is reputed to be the text of a letter sent by an Australian farmer in response to a final tax demand: Dear Sir Your letter arrived this morning in an open envelope and it would have given the son and myself much pleasure had it... Read more

The 12 Days of Christmas - A Cat Owners Rendition

Thursday, December 13, 2012      10 comments

On the twelve days of Christmas my kitten gave to me: 12 minutes purring 11 broken knick-knacks 10 well chewed ribbons 9 furry hairballs 8 midnight frolics 7 soggy cat toys 6 piles of cat poop 5 headles... Read more


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