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10 Christmas Presents You DON'T Want

Thursday, December 20, 2012      23 comments

1. What's the point?? 2. Ahhh No thanks I'm a vegetarian!! 3. Not in my stocking tha... Read more

Christmas Presents - Be Careful What You Wish For!!!

Wednesday, December 19, 2012      13 comments

As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Chris... Read more

The 12 Aussie Days of Christmas

Tuesday, December 18, 2012      13 comments

It has been said that in six days God made Heaven and Earth and on the seventh day he had some fun and created the Australian animals and birds. On the twelve days of Christmas My true love sent to me Twelve parrots prattling Read more

12 Days of Doggy Christmas

Monday, December 17, 2012      19 comments

On the twelve days of Christmas my human gave to me A HOME AND A FAMILY 2 MEALS DAILY 3 FLUFFY BLANKETS On the fourth day of Christmas my human gave to me 4 BALLS TO PLAY WITH 5 GOLDEN COLLARS 6 DOGGY TREATS... Read more

Vale Sandy Hook Elementary School

Saturday, December 15, 2012      19 comments

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The Final Demand

Friday, December 14, 2012      10 comments

This is reputed to be the text of a letter sent by an Australian farmer in response to a final tax demand: Dear Sir Your letter arrived this morning in an open envelope and it would have given the son and myself much pleasure had it... Read more

The 12 Days of Christmas - A Cat Owners Rendition

Thursday, December 13, 2012      10 comments

On the twelve days of Christmas my kitten gave to me: 12 minutes purring 11 broken knick-knacks 10 well chewed ribbons 9 furry hairballs 8 midnight frolics 7 soggy cat toys 6 piles of cat poop 5 headles... Read more

Diary from the Dog and the Cat

Wednesday, December 12, 2012      13 comments

Dog's Diary emoticon 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9... Read more

I'm Dreaming of a Green Christmas!!

Tuesday, December 11, 2012      15 comments

This'll play havoc with the Christmas Carol!! emoticonRead more

Wrapping Presents 101 for Cat Owners

Monday, December 10, 2012      16 comments

1. Clear large space on table for wrapping present. 2. Go to wardrobe and collect bag in which present is contained, and close door. 3. Open door and remove cat from wardrobe. 4. Go to cupboard and retrieve rolls of wrapping paper... Read more

Holiday Advice

Sunday, December 09, 2012      15 comments

I'm passing this on because it worked for me today.. To reach inner peace we should always finish things we start, and we all could use more calm in our lives during the hectic Holiday season. I looked around my house to find t... Read more

Wonder How Many Thanksgiving Dinners Ended Up Like This??

Friday, November 23, 2012      24 comments

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Where in the heck did this come from?????

Monday, February 28, 2011      37 comments

Talk about the seven plagues, I think I’m in the middle of the medical version of the biblical event. Don’t ask me where I picked it up but I’ve managed to get the “Gastroenteritis from Hell”. Tuesday and Wednesday headaches that would... Read more

Black Saturday - Remember, Reflect, but life goes on.

Sunday, February 07, 2010      23 comments

I've been thinking of doing this blog for months and today, on the anniversary of the Black Saturday fires I've tried for hours to make a start. Just where do you start to describe an absolutely horrifying disaster. There have been many th... Read more

The Old Bag's Back And You're Gonna Be Sorry!

Monday, December 01, 2008      20 comments

OK Hands up all who started to sing "Hey now, hey now"? Well now that I've got your attention, I've been long gone from the blog front, but I'm back (at least for a moment) with news of my couple of days off. Big deal you say? probabl... Read more

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