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That's Not The Way You Play The Bagpipes
Thursday, May 09, 2013      30 comments

Guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus. He can play any instrument in the world. He will bet $50 on it. A guy walks up with a guitar... Read more
Dog's Delight Part Two
Wednesday, May 08, 2013      27 comments

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Dog's Delight
Tuesday, May 07, 2013      28 comments

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All Cracked Up!!
Monday, May 06, 2013      31 comments

Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His workmates were understandably curious, "Jack, what happened to you?!?" "It was the darndest thing! I was at church yesterday, and this fat lady stood up in fron... Read more
More Cute Animal Pics ..... I Can't Help Myself
Sunday, May 05, 2013      35 comments

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Ooompah, Ooompah, Stick It Up Your ....... Nevermind
Saturday, May 04, 2013      28 comments

Two old farts were chatting. Suddenly one of them asked, "What is that sticking out of your ear?" The other, with a puzzled look, said, "I don't know", a... Read more
A Hot Flash!!
Friday, May 03, 2013      26 comments

An exhibitionist named Joe, was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta. As he approached the open door of the plane at the end of the jet way, a very attractive flight attendant was collecting boarding passes. As she reached toward him for hi... Read more
More Cute Animal Pics
Thursday, May 02, 2013      29 comments

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How To Toot Your Flute ......... Sort Of!!
Wednesday, May 01, 2013      29 comments

This guy was out hunting one day; he had all the gear, the jacket the boots and the double-barreled shotgun. As he was climbing over a fence, he dropped the gun and it went off, right on his penis. So he went to the doctor and got put u... Read more
Are You Nuts?????
Tuesday, April 30, 2013      32 comments

Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life. When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand. After h... Read more
Playful Parrots
Monday, April 29, 2013      23 comments

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Fore!!!!
Sunday, April 28, 2013      29 comments

A man goes into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his neck, of course the doctor asks what happened to him. "Well, it pretty much goes like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf ... Read more
Punny Pussies Part Two
Saturday, April 27, 2013      27 comments

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Meowwwwwwww
Friday, April 26, 2013      25 comments

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch less panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ..... Read more
Don't Be Greedy
Wednesday, April 24, 2013      24 comments

A Woman walks into a sex shop wanting to buy a vibrator Woman: 'I'd like to buy a vibrator please. Where do you keep them?' Owner: 'You can choose from anyone on the wall' Woman: 'Great, I'll take the red one please' ... Read more

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