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Thursday Teasers
Thursday, November 15, 2012      9 comments

A hummingbird and a horse fell in love and decided to move in together right away. While their friends were happy for them, they worried that the romance was built too much on a wing and a bray-er. __________________ For weeks, Tommy was te... Read more
11/14/2012
Wednesday, November 14, 2012      10 comments

Make room for Thanksgiving leftovers on National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day (today!). Toss expired foods, and wash the shelves with a solution of 2 tablespoons baking soda in 1 quart of water. ____________________________ Today is a... Read more
Tuesday Tickles & a Thought
Tuesday, November 13, 2012      9 comments

Where do lions like to start small businesses? Right on Mane Street. _______________ 5 strategies to help you sleep 1. Breathe deeply and slowly. 2. If your mind is racing (you’re planning a move, or worried about a medical di... Read more
Monday Mirth and Misc.
Monday, November 12, 2012      7 comments

What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee with an astronaut? A moon-key. emoticon _______________ “T... Read more
Sunday Silly
Sunday, November 11, 2012      7 comments

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice? ... Read more
Saturday Silly
Saturday, November 10, 2012      9 comments

The corporate turtle was put in the slammer on ethics charges. Seems he was caught playing shell games. ... Read more
Just a thought...
Friday, November 09, 2012      10 comments

One step back, Two steps forward.... Read more
Thursday Tickle & Wisdom
Thursday, November 08, 2012      9 comments

Honor tradition For some people—but not for everyone—traditions are very important. If they aren’t important to you, try to play your part anyway. In the long run, traditions tend to help sustain happiness and family bonds. If you’re the on... Read more
Wednesday's Wit and Words
Wednesday, November 07, 2012      13 comments

What did the seal wear to the pool? Flipper-flops. ________________ Arrival Fallacy The “arrival fallacy” is the belief that once you arrive at a certain destination, you’ll be happy. But arrival rarely makes you as happy as you a... Read more
Tuesday Teasers
Tuesday, November 06, 2012      11 comments

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an astronomer? Stars and stripes. ____________________ A doctor ran into his lawyer friend at a cocktail party and said, “Lance, I’ve got this problem. Whenever I’m at a party, people always tel... Read more
Monday's Mirth
Monday, November 05, 2012      9 comments

Having strong social ties is probably the most meaningful contributor to happiness. Make time for the people who are important to you. ________________ Two men were out hunting when they accidentally dropped their rifles over a cliff. Just t... Read more
Sunday Silly
Sunday, November 04, 2012      12 comments

What subway line did the lynx take to work? The fe-line.... Read more
Saturday Sillies
Saturday, November 03, 2012      15 comments

How did the wild cat get so good at golf? By spending plenty of time on the lynx. ________________________ How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it.... Read more
Friday Thought and a Joke
Friday, November 02, 2012      10 comments

Calming repetition If you’re feeling overwhelmed or worried, sweep the porch, fold some laundry, or wash some dishes. Repetitive activities trigger the body’s relaxation response and so help to reduce stress. ____________________ A Fren... Read more
Thursday Teases
Thursday, November 01, 2012      7 comments

Man: How much for the duck? Salesman: Not much. They’re going cheep. _____________________ Get brr-illiant skin despite the brisk weather during National Healthy Skin Month. Start by adding a moisturizer with ingredients like avocado ... Read more

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