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Tuesday Tickles
Tuesday, November 20, 2012      14 comments

Did you hear about the lizard with a great singing voice? Her stage name is Lizard Minnelli. ________________ A man came home drunk, and his wife demanded to know where he’d been. “I’ve been to this amazing bar,” he slurred. “It’s calle... Read more
Thankful
Monday, November 19, 2012      9 comments

Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire. If you did, what would there be to look forward to? Be thankful when you don't know everything, for it gives you the opportunity to learn. Be thankful for the difficult... Read more
Sunday Slapstick
Sunday, November 18, 2012      5 comments

What is the alpaca’s favorite musical? Man of Llamancha. ... Read more
Saturday Silly
Saturday, November 17, 2012      6 comments

Who is the alpaca’s favorite actor? Al Pacacino. _____________ ... Read more
Friday Funnies
Friday, November 16, 2012      8 comments

The lizard could never understand why humans seemed to have so many self-esteem issues surrounding scales. ___________________ Find your confidante To keep loneliness at bay, you need at least one close relationship with someone in whom... Read more
Thursday Teasers
Thursday, November 15, 2012      9 comments

A hummingbird and a horse fell in love and decided to move in together right away. While their friends were happy for them, they worried that the romance was built too much on a wing and a bray-er. __________________ For weeks, Tommy was te... Read more
11/14/2012
Wednesday, November 14, 2012      10 comments

Make room for Thanksgiving leftovers on National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day (today!). Toss expired foods, and wash the shelves with a solution of 2 tablespoons baking soda in 1 quart of water. ____________________________ Today is a... Read more
Tuesday Tickles & a Thought
Tuesday, November 13, 2012      9 comments

Where do lions like to start small businesses? Right on Mane Street. _______________ 5 strategies to help you sleep 1. Breathe deeply and slowly. 2. If your mind is racing (you’re planning a move, or worried about a medical di... Read more
Monday Mirth and Misc.
Monday, November 12, 2012      7 comments

What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee with an astronaut? A moon-key. emoticon _______________ “T... Read more
Sunday Silly
Sunday, November 11, 2012      7 comments

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice? ... Read more
Saturday Silly
Saturday, November 10, 2012      9 comments

The corporate turtle was put in the slammer on ethics charges. Seems he was caught playing shell games. ... Read more
Just a thought...
Friday, November 09, 2012      10 comments

One step back, Two steps forward.... Read more
Thursday Tickle & Wisdom
Thursday, November 08, 2012      9 comments

Honor tradition For some people—but not for everyone—traditions are very important. If they aren’t important to you, try to play your part anyway. In the long run, traditions tend to help sustain happiness and family bonds. If you’re the on... Read more
Wednesday's Wit and Words
Wednesday, November 07, 2012      13 comments

What did the seal wear to the pool? Flipper-flops. ________________ Arrival Fallacy The “arrival fallacy” is the belief that once you arrive at a certain destination, you’ll be happy. But arrival rarely makes you as happy as you a... Read more
Tuesday Teasers
Tuesday, November 06, 2012      11 comments

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an astronomer? Stars and stripes. ____________________ A doctor ran into his lawyer friend at a cocktail party and said, “Lance, I’ve got this problem. Whenever I’m at a party, people always tel... Read more

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