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Thanksgiving Poem :-)

Wednesday, November 21, 2012      11 comments

TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP. I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE, BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT. TOSSING AND T... Read more

Tuesday Tickles

Tuesday, November 20, 2012      14 comments

Did you hear about the lizard with a great singing voice? Her stage name is Lizard Minnelli. ________________ A man came home drunk, and his wife demanded to know where he’d been. “I’ve been to this amazing bar,” he slurred. “It’s calle... Read more

Thankful

Monday, November 19, 2012      9 comments

Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire. If you did, what would there be to look forward to? Be thankful when you don't know everything, for it gives you the opportunity to learn. Be thankful for the difficult... Read more

Sunday Slapstick

Sunday, November 18, 2012      5 comments

What is the alpaca’s favorite musical? Man of Llamancha. ... Read more

Saturday Silly

Saturday, November 17, 2012      6 comments

Who is the alpaca’s favorite actor? Al Pacacino. _____________ ... Read more

Friday Funnies

Friday, November 16, 2012      8 comments

The lizard could never understand why humans seemed to have so many self-esteem issues surrounding scales. ___________________ Find your confidante To keep loneliness at bay, you need at least one close relationship with someone in whom... Read more

Thursday Teasers

Thursday, November 15, 2012      9 comments

A hummingbird and a horse fell in love and decided to move in together right away. While their friends were happy for them, they worried that the romance was built too much on a wing and a bray-er. __________________ For weeks, Tommy was te... Read more

11/14/2012

Wednesday, November 14, 2012      10 comments

Make room for Thanksgiving leftovers on National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day (today!). Toss expired foods, and wash the shelves with a solution of 2 tablespoons baking soda in 1 quart of water. ____________________________ Today is a... Read more

Tuesday Tickles & a Thought

Tuesday, November 13, 2012      9 comments

Where do lions like to start small businesses? Right on Mane Street. _______________ 5 strategies to help you sleep 1. Breathe deeply and slowly. 2. If your mind is racing (you’re planning a move, or worried about a medical di... Read more

Monday Mirth and Misc.

Monday, November 12, 2012      7 comments

What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee with an astronaut? A moon-key. emoticon _______________ “T... Read more

Sunday Silly

Sunday, November 11, 2012      7 comments

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice? ... Read more

Saturday Silly

Saturday, November 10, 2012      9 comments

The corporate turtle was put in the slammer on ethics charges. Seems he was caught playing shell games. emoticonRead more

Just a thought...

Friday, November 09, 2012      10 comments

One step back, Two steps forward.... Read more

Thursday Tickle & Wisdom

Thursday, November 08, 2012      9 comments

Honor tradition For some people—but not for everyone—traditions are very important. If they aren’t important to you, try to play your part anyway. In the long run, traditions tend to help sustain happiness and family bonds. If you’re the on... Read more

Wednesday's Wit and Words

Wednesday, November 07, 2012      13 comments

What did the seal wear to the pool? Flipper-flops. ________________ Arrival Fallacy The “arrival fallacy” is the belief that once you arrive at a certain destination, you’ll be happy. But arrival rarely makes you as happy as you a... Read more


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