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Monday's Mirth

Monday, November 26, 2012      8 comments

What’s the camel’s favorite day of the week? Hump day. (I know, I know...I should have waited till Wednesday to post this one! emoticonRead more

Sunday Slapstick

Sunday, November 25, 2012      13 comments

What do you call a team of monkeys that wins the World Series? The World Chimp-ions.... Read more

Saturday Silly

Saturday, November 24, 2012      11 comments

Waiter: How’s your chicken soup, sir? Diner: It’s pretty fowl. emoticon... Read more

Fact and Funny

Friday, November 23, 2012      11 comments

Say cheese on the day that the color process was patented in 1863. Take a snapshot of yourself and compare it with your "before" shot, or use the photo to fuel your weight loss. _________________________ Have you heard about the new animal... Read more

Thanksgiving teaser and a wish for you all

Thursday, November 22, 2012      7 comments

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a kitten? The cutest Thanksgiving ever! ____________________ May you always have JUST enough to eat. Not too much, mind you. Just enough. HAPPY THANKSGIVING... Read more

Thanksgiving Poem :-)

Wednesday, November 21, 2012      11 comments

TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP. I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE, BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT. TOSSING AND T... Read more

Tuesday Tickles

Tuesday, November 20, 2012      14 comments

Did you hear about the lizard with a great singing voice? Her stage name is Lizard Minnelli. ________________ A man came home drunk, and his wife demanded to know where he’d been. “I’ve been to this amazing bar,” he slurred. “It’s calle... Read more

Thankful

Monday, November 19, 2012      9 comments

Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire. If you did, what would there be to look forward to? Be thankful when you don't know everything, for it gives you the opportunity to learn. Be thankful for the difficult... Read more

Sunday Slapstick

Sunday, November 18, 2012      5 comments

What is the alpaca’s favorite musical? Man of Llamancha. ... Read more

Saturday Silly

Saturday, November 17, 2012      6 comments

Who is the alpaca’s favorite actor? Al Pacacino. _____________ ... Read more

Friday Funnies

Friday, November 16, 2012      8 comments

The lizard could never understand why humans seemed to have so many self-esteem issues surrounding scales. ___________________ Find your confidante To keep loneliness at bay, you need at least one close relationship with someone in whom... Read more

Thursday Teasers

Thursday, November 15, 2012      9 comments

A hummingbird and a horse fell in love and decided to move in together right away. While their friends were happy for them, they worried that the romance was built too much on a wing and a bray-er. __________________ For weeks, Tommy was te... Read more

11/14/2012

Wednesday, November 14, 2012      10 comments

Make room for Thanksgiving leftovers on National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day (today!). Toss expired foods, and wash the shelves with a solution of 2 tablespoons baking soda in 1 quart of water. ____________________________ Today is a... Read more

Tuesday Tickles & a Thought

Tuesday, November 13, 2012      9 comments

Where do lions like to start small businesses? Right on Mane Street. _______________ 5 strategies to help you sleep 1. Breathe deeply and slowly. 2. If your mind is racing (you’re planning a move, or worried about a medical di... Read more

Monday Mirth and Misc.

Monday, November 12, 2012      7 comments

What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee with an astronaut? A moon-key. emoticon _______________ “T... Read more


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