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Tuesday Teasers

Tuesday, November 06, 2012      11 comments

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an astronomer? Stars and stripes. ____________________ A doctor ran into his lawyer friend at a cocktail party and said, “Lance, I’ve got this problem. Whenever I’m at a party, people always tel... Read more

Monday's Mirth

Monday, November 05, 2012      9 comments

Having strong social ties is probably the most meaningful contributor to happiness. Make time for the people who are important to you. ________________ Two men were out hunting when they accidentally dropped their rifles over a cliff. Just t... Read more

Sunday Silly

Sunday, November 04, 2012      12 comments

What subway line did the lynx take to work? The fe-line.... Read more

Saturday Sillies

Saturday, November 03, 2012      15 comments

How did the wild cat get so good at golf? By spending plenty of time on the lynx. ________________________ How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it.... Read more

Friday Thought and a Joke

Friday, November 02, 2012      10 comments

Calming repetition If you’re feeling overwhelmed or worried, sweep the porch, fold some laundry, or wash some dishes. Repetitive activities trigger the body’s relaxation response and so help to reduce stress. ____________________ A Fren... Read more

Thursday Teases

Thursday, November 01, 2012      7 comments

Man: How much for the duck? Salesman: Not much. They’re going cheep. _____________________ Get brr-illiant skin despite the brisk weather during National Healthy Skin Month. Start by adding a moisturizer with ingredients like avocado ... Read more

October 31, 2012

Wednesday, October 31, 2012      7 comments

No trick - just a treat today: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!... Read more

Tuesday's Tickle

Tuesday, October 30, 2012      13 comments

Happy Halloween - you have been Hallo-mooned!... Read more

Monday Mirth

Monday, October 29, 2012      9 comments

Knock, knock Who’s there? Demons. Demons who? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend! emoticon ... Read more

Sunday Slapstick

Sunday, October 28, 2012      8 comments

What did the art school fox like to wear to class? Frox. _________________ The trouble with trouble is it starts out as fun. _________________ If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic. _________________... Read more

Saturday Silly

Saturday, October 27, 2012      12 comments

Goblin: Who are you taking to the Halloween party? Vampire: Oh, whomever I can dig up at the last minute. emoticonRead more

Friday Funnies

Friday, October 26, 2012      9 comments

Why are ostriches’ legs so long? To prevent them from bumping their heads on the ground when they drop the soap. _________________ Tim hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to the doctor. When the doctor comes in with his test results, ... Read more

Thursday Tickles

Thursday, October 25, 2012      6 comments

How do apes pay for things? With their hard-earned mon-key. __________________ SECRETS OF ADULTHOOD • Never choose the buffet option. • People succeed in groups. • Volunteers are better than recruits __________________ “Do... Read more

Wednesday Witticisms

Wednesday, October 24, 2012      8 comments

How did the puppy heat his house? With a fur-nace. emoticon Read more

Tuesday Tickle

Tuesday, October 23, 2012      7 comments

How did the tiger catch its dinner? By lion in wait.... Read more


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