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Wednesday Witticisms
Wednesday, October 24, 2012      8 comments

How did the puppy heat his house? With a fur-nace. emoticon ... Read more
Tuesday Tickle
Tuesday, October 23, 2012      7 comments

How did the tiger catch its dinner? By lion in wait.... Read more
Monday's Mirth
Monday, October 22, 2012      7 comments

What do frogs sing on their friends’ birthdays? The Hoppy Birthday song! ___________________________ A man stopped at the toy store on his way home to buy a present for his young daughter’s birthday. He asked the saleswoman if they had ... Read more
Sunday Silly
Sunday, October 21, 2012      5 comments

When do vampires most like horse racing? When it’s neck and neck. (Perfect Halloween joke! emoticon ... Read more
Saturday Sillies
Saturday, October 20, 2012      10 comments

Son: Daddy, there’s a man at the circus who jumps on a horse’s back, slips underneath his belly, catches hold of its tail, and finishes on the horse’s neck! Dad: So what? I did all that the first time I rode a horse! ______________ Boss... Read more
Friday Funny
Friday, October 19, 2012      8 comments

What did the dog say when he encountered a menacing wolf in the woods? Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! ... Read more
Giggles for Thursday
Thursday, October 18, 2012      9 comments

How do eels prefer their apples? Peeled, of course. _______________ Irony. The opposite of wrinkly. _______________ Two words can open a lot of doors: Push and Pull _________________ ... Read more
Wednesday's Witticisms and a Thought
Wednesday, October 17, 2012      5 comments

What do you call tiny elephant seals on strings? Pup-ettes. _________________ Challenge yourself Stimulate the mind in new ways. Tackling unfamiliar challenges enhances your experience of the present moment and your awareness of yo... Read more
Tuesday Tickles
Tuesday, October 16, 2012      8 comments

What did the kitten say when she was not admitted to any colleges she had applied to? “What a cat-astrophe!” ... Read more
Monday Mirth
Monday, October 15, 2012      7 comments

What do bears like for breakfast? Whatever they can get their paws on. ----------------------------
--- SECRETS OF ADULTHOOD • It’s important to be nice to everyone. • You can’t profoundly change your children’s natures by nag... Read more
Sunday Slapstick
Sunday, October 14, 2012      6 comments

Pig No. 1: Hey, wanna go to the movies tonight? Pig No. 2: Sure, how will we get there? Pig No. 1: Well, my car is in the shop, so it looks like we’ll have to hoof it. ________________ “I’d like to name my kid a whole phrase, you k... Read more
Saturday Sillies
Saturday, October 13, 2012      7 comments

What sound did the horn in the pig’s car make? Hoink, hoink! ______________________ What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.... Read more
Friday Funnies
Friday, October 12, 2012      8 comments

What kind of music do otters like? Otternative rock. __________________ Need a quick jolt of happiness, right now? Try this: Lay the groundwork for some fun. Order a book you’ve been wanting to read (not something you think you sho... Read more
Thursday Tickles and a Thought
Thursday, October 11, 2012      5 comments

What do you call three hippos on a skateboard? Ambitious. ___________________ Everyday virtues We expect heroic virtue to look flashy, but ordinary life is full of opportunities for worthy, if inconspicuous, virtue. _____________... Read more
Be wary of false choices
Wednesday, October 10, 2012      5 comments

It’s tempting to frame certain choices or attitudes in an either/or way, and yet, so often, that choice is misleading. Do you ever find yourself thinking in these terms? • I can be positive, or I can be authentic. • I can have a few real ... Read more

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