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Sunday Slapstick
Sunday, October 28, 2012      8 comments

What did the art school fox like to wear to class? Frox. _________________ The trouble with trouble is it starts out as fun. _________________ If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic. _________________... Read more
Saturday Silly
Saturday, October 27, 2012      12 comments

Goblin: Who are you taking to the Halloween party? Vampire: Oh, whomever I can dig up at the last minute. ... Read more
Friday Funnies
Friday, October 26, 2012      9 comments

Why are ostriches’ legs so long? To prevent them from bumping their heads on the ground when they drop the soap. _________________ Tim hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to the doctor. When the doctor comes in with his test results, ... Read more
Thursday Tickles
Thursday, October 25, 2012      6 comments

How do apes pay for things? With their hard-earned mon-key. __________________ SECRETS OF ADULTHOOD • Never choose the buffet option. • People succeed in groups. • Volunteers are better than recruits __________________ “Do... Read more
Wednesday Witticisms
Wednesday, October 24, 2012      8 comments

How did the puppy heat his house? With a fur-nace. emoticon ... Read more
Tuesday Tickle
Tuesday, October 23, 2012      7 comments

How did the tiger catch its dinner? By lion in wait.... Read more
Monday's Mirth
Monday, October 22, 2012      7 comments

What do frogs sing on their friends’ birthdays? The Hoppy Birthday song! ___________________________ A man stopped at the toy store on his way home to buy a present for his young daughter’s birthday. He asked the saleswoman if they had ... Read more
Sunday Silly
Sunday, October 21, 2012      5 comments

When do vampires most like horse racing? When it’s neck and neck. (Perfect Halloween joke! emoticon ... Read more
Saturday Sillies
Saturday, October 20, 2012      10 comments

Son: Daddy, there’s a man at the circus who jumps on a horse’s back, slips underneath his belly, catches hold of its tail, and finishes on the horse’s neck! Dad: So what? I did all that the first time I rode a horse! ______________ Boss... Read more
Friday Funny
Friday, October 19, 2012      8 comments

What did the dog say when he encountered a menacing wolf in the woods? Wolf! Wolf! Wolf! ... Read more
Giggles for Thursday
Thursday, October 18, 2012      9 comments

How do eels prefer their apples? Peeled, of course. _______________ Irony. The opposite of wrinkly. _______________ Two words can open a lot of doors: Push and Pull _________________ ... Read more
Wednesday's Witticisms and a Thought
Wednesday, October 17, 2012      5 comments

What do you call tiny elephant seals on strings? Pup-ettes. _________________ Challenge yourself Stimulate the mind in new ways. Tackling unfamiliar challenges enhances your experience of the present moment and your awareness of yo... Read more
Tuesday Tickles
Tuesday, October 16, 2012      8 comments

What did the kitten say when she was not admitted to any colleges she had applied to? “What a cat-astrophe!” ... Read more
Monday Mirth
Monday, October 15, 2012      7 comments

What do bears like for breakfast? Whatever they can get their paws on. ----------------------------
--- SECRETS OF ADULTHOOD • It’s important to be nice to everyone. • You can’t profoundly change your children’s natures by nag... Read more
Sunday Slapstick
Sunday, October 14, 2012      6 comments

Pig No. 1: Hey, wanna go to the movies tonight? Pig No. 2: Sure, how will we get there? Pig No. 1: Well, my car is in the shop, so it looks like we’ll have to hoof it. ________________ “I’d like to name my kid a whole phrase, you k... Read more

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