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Monday Mirth

Monday, October 15, 2012      7 comments

What do bears like for breakfast? Whatever they can get their paws on. ----------------------------
--- SECRETS OF ADULTHOOD • It’s important to be nice to everyone. • You can’t profoundly change your children’s natures by nag... Read more

Sunday Slapstick

Sunday, October 14, 2012      6 comments

Pig No. 1: Hey, wanna go to the movies tonight? Pig No. 2: Sure, how will we get there? Pig No. 1: Well, my car is in the shop, so it looks like we’ll have to hoof it. ________________ “I’d like to name my kid a whole phrase, you k... Read more

Saturday Sillies

Saturday, October 13, 2012      7 comments

What sound did the horn in the pig’s car make? Hoink, hoink! ______________________ What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.... Read more

Friday Funnies

Friday, October 12, 2012      8 comments

What kind of music do otters like? Otternative rock. __________________ Need a quick jolt of happiness, right now? Try this: Lay the groundwork for some fun. Order a book you’ve been wanting to read (not something you think you sho... Read more

Thursday Tickles and a Thought

Thursday, October 11, 2012      5 comments

What do you call three hippos on a skateboard? Ambitious. ___________________ Everyday virtues We expect heroic virtue to look flashy, but ordinary life is full of opportunities for worthy, if inconspicuous, virtue. _____________... Read more

Be wary of false choices

Wednesday, October 10, 2012      5 comments

It’s tempting to frame certain choices or attitudes in an either/or way, and yet, so often, that choice is misleading. Do you ever find yourself thinking in these terms? • I can be positive, or I can be authentic. • I can have a few real ... Read more

Tuesday Tickle

Tuesday, October 09, 2012      6 comments

Why did the monkey in the tree wear a tie? He was the branch manager!... Read more

Monday's Mirth

Monday, October 08, 2012      5 comments

What do you get when you cross a jockey with a gorilla? A really, really unhappy horse. ----------------------------
------------ QUESTIONS TO ASK YOURSELF • What did you do for fun when you were ten years old? Could you do it n... Read more

Sunday Silly

Sunday, October 07, 2012      8 comments

Did you hear about the lizard and the frog that went on a date? They toadily hit it off! emoticon... Read more

Saturday Sillies

Saturday, October 06, 2012      5 comments

Psychiatrist: What makes you think you have an inferiority complex? Patient: Who am I to tell you that? ____________________________
__ What was the name of the chameleon’s basketball team? The Leaping Lizards. Read more

Friday Funny

Friday, October 05, 2012      5 comments

During halftime at a Yale-Harvard game, two opposing fans were in the bathroom. The Harvard man was washing his hands when the Yale man walked past him without washing up. The Harvard man followed the Yalie out and said to him, “You know, at Har... Read more

Thursday Tickles

Thursday, October 04, 2012      5 comments

Did you hear about the very privileged bird? He was born with a silver spoonbill in his mouth. ____________________________ A wife said to her husband, “Even though we’ve been married for twenty years, because today’s your birthday, you... Read more

Wednesday Witticisms

Wednesday, October 03, 2012      5 comments

What decade do lions remember most fondly? The roaring ’20s. _______________ A chicken walked over to a duck that was standing on the side of the road. The chicken said, “Don’t do it, man. You’ll never hear the end of it!”... Read more

Tuesday Tease

Tuesday, October 02, 2012      4 comments

What is the zebra’s favorite Bill Murray movie? Stripes.... Read more

OCTOBER MUST-CELEBRATE HOLIDAYS

Monday, October 01, 2012      5 comments

• National Pajama Month • October 4: Toot Your Own Flute Day • October 10: National Bring Your Teddy Bear to Work Day • October 12: International Moment of Frustration Scream Day • October 14: Be Bald and Be Free Day • O... Read more


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