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Saturday Sillies

Saturday, October 06, 2012      5 comments

Psychiatrist: What makes you think you have an inferiority complex? Patient: Who am I to tell you that? ____________________________
__ What was the name of the chameleon’s basketball team? The Leaping Lizards. Read more

Friday Funny

Friday, October 05, 2012      5 comments

During halftime at a Yale-Harvard game, two opposing fans were in the bathroom. The Harvard man was washing his hands when the Yale man walked past him without washing up. The Harvard man followed the Yalie out and said to him, “You know, at Har... Read more

Thursday Tickles

Thursday, October 04, 2012      5 comments

Did you hear about the very privileged bird? He was born with a silver spoonbill in his mouth. ____________________________ A wife said to her husband, “Even though we’ve been married for twenty years, because today’s your birthday, you... Read more

Wednesday Witticisms

Wednesday, October 03, 2012      5 comments

What decade do lions remember most fondly? The roaring ’20s. _______________ A chicken walked over to a duck that was standing on the side of the road. The chicken said, “Don’t do it, man. You’ll never hear the end of it!”... Read more

Tuesday Tease

Tuesday, October 02, 2012      4 comments

What is the zebra’s favorite Bill Murray movie? Stripes.... Read more

OCTOBER MUST-CELEBRATE HOLIDAYS

Monday, October 01, 2012      5 comments

• National Pajama Month • October 4: Toot Your Own Flute Day • October 10: National Bring Your Teddy Bear to Work Day • October 12: International Moment of Frustration Scream Day • October 14: Be Bald and Be Free Day • O... Read more

Monday Jolly

Monday, October 01, 2012      2 comments

A pollster was surveying people outside the United Nations headquarters in New York City. He asked three men—a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker—for their opinions on the current meat shortage. The Russian replied: “Excuse me, ... Read more

Sunday Sillies

Sunday, September 30, 2012      7 comments

Why do dogs wag their tails? Because no one else will do it for them! __________________ “Foreign newspapers: If they’ve got nothing to hide, how come they don’t print them in English?” —Stephen Colbert ... Read more

Saturday Sillies

Saturday, September 29, 2012      5 comments

Dog Trainer: I’m sorry to have to break the bad news, but you have a dumb dog. Dog Owner: How do you know? Dog Trainer: He chases parked cars. ____________________________ Why aren’t more serial killers women? Because women li... Read more

2 Jokes and a Thought for Friday

Friday, September 28, 2012      5 comments

What do you get when you cross a monkey with a stick of dynamite? A big Baboom! ________________________ A guy told his doctor that he could no longer do as much work around the house as he used to—he just didn’t seem to have the en... Read more

Thursday's Tee-hee's

Thursday, September 27, 2012      6 comments

What do you call a religious pelican? A bird of pray. ______________________- A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping car on a train. At first they were uneasy about sharing a room, but ... Read more

Wednesday Witticism

Wednesday, September 26, 2012      5 comments

What do you call a cheetah that never speaks? Cat-atonic.... Read more

Tuesday Teasers

Tuesday, September 25, 2012      6 comments

Who was the dolphin’s favorite actor? Flip Wilson. _____________ A man and a boy walked into a barbershop together. After the man got his haircut, he sat the boy in the barber’s chair and said, “I’m just going to run around the corner t... Read more

Monday's Mirth

Monday, September 24, 2012      7 comments

What did the horse use to make his sandwich? Thoroughbread. ________________ Knock, knock Who’s there? Eileen. Eileen who? Eileen too hard on this door and it’ll break—better open up!... Read more

Sunday Sillies

Sunday, September 23, 2012      4 comments

What do you call a bearded dragon who’s good at rhyming? A rap-tile. ___________________-- “There are three kinds of people. Those who can count, and those who cannot.” —George Carlin ... Read more


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