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Tuesday Tickle
Tuesday, October 09, 2012      6 comments

Why did the monkey in the tree wear a tie? He was the branch manager!... Read more
Monday's Mirth
Monday, October 08, 2012      5 comments

What do you get when you cross a jockey with a gorilla? A really, really unhappy horse. ----------------------------
------------ QUESTIONS TO ASK YOURSELF • What did you do for fun when you were ten years old? Could you do it n... Read more
Sunday Silly
Sunday, October 07, 2012      8 comments

Did you hear about the lizard and the frog that went on a date? They toadily hit it off! emoticon... Read more
Saturday Sillies
Saturday, October 06, 2012      5 comments

Psychiatrist: What makes you think you have an inferiority complex? Patient: Who am I to tell you that? ____________________________
__ What was the name of the chameleon’s basketball team? The Leaping Lizards. ... Read more
Friday Funny
Friday, October 05, 2012      5 comments

During halftime at a Yale-Harvard game, two opposing fans were in the bathroom. The Harvard man was washing his hands when the Yale man walked past him without washing up. The Harvard man followed the Yalie out and said to him, “You know, at Har... Read more
Thursday Tickles
Thursday, October 04, 2012      6 comments

Did you hear about the very privileged bird? He was born with a silver spoonbill in his mouth. ____________________________ A wife said to her husband, “Even though we’ve been married for twenty years, because today’s your birthday, you... Read more
Wednesday Witticisms
Wednesday, October 03, 2012      5 comments

What decade do lions remember most fondly? The roaring ’20s. _______________ A chicken walked over to a duck that was standing on the side of the road. The chicken said, “Don’t do it, man. You’ll never hear the end of it!”... Read more
Tuesday Tease
Tuesday, October 02, 2012      4 comments

What is the zebra’s favorite Bill Murray movie? Stripes.... Read more
OCTOBER MUST-CELEBRATE HOLIDAYS
Monday, October 01, 2012      5 comments

• National Pajama Month • October 4: Toot Your Own Flute Day • October 10: National Bring Your Teddy Bear to Work Day • October 12: International Moment of Frustration Scream Day • October 14: Be Bald and Be Free Day • O... Read more
Monday Jolly
Monday, October 01, 2012      3 comments

A pollster was surveying people outside the United Nations headquarters in New York City. He asked three men—a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker—for their opinions on the current meat shortage. The Russian replied: “Excuse me, ... Read more
Sunday Sillies
Sunday, September 30, 2012      7 comments

Why do dogs wag their tails? Because no one else will do it for them! __________________ “Foreign newspapers: If they’ve got nothing to hide, how come they don’t print them in English?” —Stephen Colbert ... Read more
Saturday Sillies
Saturday, September 29, 2012      5 comments

Dog Trainer: I’m sorry to have to break the bad news, but you have a dumb dog. Dog Owner: How do you know? Dog Trainer: He chases parked cars. ____________________________ Why aren’t more serial killers women? Because women li... Read more
2 Jokes and a Thought for Friday
Friday, September 28, 2012      5 comments

What do you get when you cross a monkey with a stick of dynamite? A big Baboom! ________________________ A guy told his doctor that he could no longer do as much work around the house as he used to—he just didn’t seem to have the en... Read more
Thursday's Tee-hee's
Thursday, September 27, 2012      6 comments

What do you call a religious pelican? A bird of pray. ______________________- A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping car on a train. At first they were uneasy about sharing a room, but ... Read more
Wednesday Witticism
Wednesday, September 26, 2012      5 comments

What do you call a cheetah that never speaks? Cat-atonic.... Read more

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