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Monday Jolly

Monday, October 01, 2012      2 comments

A pollster was surveying people outside the United Nations headquarters in New York City. He asked three men—a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker—for their opinions on the current meat shortage. The Russian replied: “Excuse me, ... Read more

Sunday Sillies

Sunday, September 30, 2012      7 comments

Why do dogs wag their tails? Because no one else will do it for them! __________________ “Foreign newspapers: If they’ve got nothing to hide, how come they don’t print them in English?” —Stephen Colbert ... Read more

Saturday Sillies

Saturday, September 29, 2012      5 comments

Dog Trainer: I’m sorry to have to break the bad news, but you have a dumb dog. Dog Owner: How do you know? Dog Trainer: He chases parked cars. ____________________________ Why aren’t more serial killers women? Because women li... Read more

2 Jokes and a Thought for Friday

Friday, September 28, 2012      5 comments

What do you get when you cross a monkey with a stick of dynamite? A big Baboom! ________________________ A guy told his doctor that he could no longer do as much work around the house as he used to—he just didn’t seem to have the en... Read more

Thursday's Tee-hee's

Thursday, September 27, 2012      6 comments

What do you call a religious pelican? A bird of pray. ______________________- A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping car on a train. At first they were uneasy about sharing a room, but ... Read more

Wednesday Witticism

Wednesday, September 26, 2012      5 comments

What do you call a cheetah that never speaks? Cat-atonic.... Read more

Tuesday Teasers

Tuesday, September 25, 2012      6 comments

Who was the dolphin’s favorite actor? Flip Wilson. _____________ A man and a boy walked into a barbershop together. After the man got his haircut, he sat the boy in the barber’s chair and said, “I’m just going to run around the corner t... Read more

Monday's Mirth

Monday, September 24, 2012      7 comments

What did the horse use to make his sandwich? Thoroughbread. ________________ Knock, knock Who’s there? Eileen. Eileen who? Eileen too hard on this door and it’ll break—better open up!... Read more

Sunday Sillies

Sunday, September 23, 2012      4 comments

What do you call a bearded dragon who’s good at rhyming? A rap-tile. ___________________-- “There are three kinds of people. Those who can count, and those who cannot.” —George Carlin ... Read more

Saturday Sunshine

Saturday, September 22, 2012      2 comments

The iguana loved to stay out late every night. He was a real lounge lizard. ________________________ Did you hear that the Color Blind Association is having a get-together next Thursday? Yeah, they’re going to paint the town gray. ___... Read more

Friday Funny & Thought

Friday, September 21, 2012      6 comments

Retreat to happy thoughts Find a mental “area of refuge.” Find ideas and memories that make you happy and turn to them when you find yourself dwelling on unpleasant thoughts. ____________________________
__________________ A dentist ... Read more

Thursday's Tease

Thursday, September 20, 2012      3 comments

Have you heard the doggy national anthem? It’s called the Star-Spaniel’d Banner. ... Read more

Wednesday Witticism

Wednesday, September 19, 2012      4 comments

Two women were walking in the woods one day when they came across a frog. “Please help me,” croaked the frog. “I’m a stockbroker, but an evil witch put a curse on me, and I was turned into a frog. If you kiss me, I’ll turn back into a human.” He... Read more

Tuesday Tickles and Thoughts

Tuesday, September 18, 2012      4 comments

Where did the seals like to go after work? A dive bar. emoticon _______________________ Do someone ... Read more

3 ways to stop being chronically late

Monday, September 17, 2012      3 comments

Need to take steps to be more prompt? The first is to identify the problem—then you can see more easily what you need to change. Are you late because … 1. you sleep too late? If you’re so exhausted in the morning that you sleep until the la... Read more


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