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Tuesday Tickles and Thoughts

Tuesday, September 18, 2012      4 comments

Where did the seals like to go after work? A dive bar. emoticon _______________________ Do someone ... Read more

3 ways to stop being chronically late

Monday, September 17, 2012      3 comments

Need to take steps to be more prompt? The first is to identify the problem—then you can see more easily what you need to change. Are you late because … 1. you sleep too late? If you’re so exhausted in the morning that you sleep until the la... Read more

Sunday Sillies

Sunday, September 16, 2012      4 comments

A raccoon was preparing his will and decided on a simple solution for what to do with his fortune. He was going to Leave It To Beaver. _____________________ “I used to temp. I called a temp agency once. They were like, ‘Do you have any phone... Read more

Saturday Silly

Saturday, September 15, 2012      6 comments

What do you get when you cross a raccoon with a skunk? One seriously annoyed raccoon. ... Read more

Friday Funny

Friday, September 14, 2012      5 comments

Camelot: The fantastical oasis sought by idealistic camels. ... Read more

Thursday's Tease

Thursday, September 13, 2012      6 comments

What is the only bird that can lift a giant? A crane. emoticon Read more

Pencil in passion

Wednesday, September 12, 2012      4 comments

Pursue a passion. Identify it and find time for it in your ordinary day. Schedule time for it, just like a dentist’s appointment.... Read more

Tuesday Tickle

Tuesday, September 11, 2012      10 comments

A guy walks into a bar … A man went into a bar and ordered a succession of martinis. After each one, he removed the olive and put it into a jar. After two hours, the bartender was curious: “Why do you keep doing that?” “Because,” slur... Read more

PARADOXES OF HAPPINESS

Monday, September 10, 2012      4 comments

Work hard to be lazy. Burn energy to create energy. Make people happier by acknowledging that they’re not feeling happy.... Read more

Crush Cravings

Sunday, September 09, 2012      3 comments

Next time you have a hankering for a doughnut or French fries, tell yourself you can eat them after working out and you may not want them after all. A new study found... Read more

Saturday Sillies

Saturday, September 08, 2012      5 comments

One day Billy the Bear forgot to wear his pants to work. Boy, was he em-bear-assed. __________________ What did the father buffalo say when he left his child? Bison.... Read more

Friday Funnies

Friday, September 07, 2012      8 comments

What do you call a bird who’ll believe anything you tell it? Gull-ible.... Read more

Thursday Tickles

Thursday, September 06, 2012      7 comments

The young frog was not a very good lawyer. He was too green. _____________________ I don't want to brag or make anybody jealous or anything...but I can still fit into my earrings that I wore in high school! _____________________ I s... Read more

Wednesday Words

Wednesday, September 05, 2012      5 comments

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a duck? Lunch for one. -------------------- Laugh out loud A great way to boost happiness: Laugh out loud. A typical young child laughs more than 400 times a day, a typical adult, 15 ... Read more

Tuesday Tickle

Tuesday, September 04, 2012      3 comments

Did you hear about the bank-robbing sheep that keeps evading the cops? He’s on the lamb. _________________ ... Read more


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