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Monday's Mirth
Monday, September 24, 2012      7 comments

What did the horse use to make his sandwich? Thoroughbread. ________________ Knock, knock Who’s there? Eileen. Eileen who? Eileen too hard on this door and it’ll break—better open up!... Read more
Sunday Sillies
Sunday, September 23, 2012      4 comments

What do you call a bearded dragon who’s good at rhyming? A rap-tile. ___________________-- “There are three kinds of people. Those who can count, and those who cannot.” —George Carlin ... Read more
Saturday Sunshine
Saturday, September 22, 2012      2 comments

The iguana loved to stay out late every night. He was a real lounge lizard. ________________________ Did you hear that the Color Blind Association is having a get-together next Thursday? Yeah, they’re going to paint the town gray. ___... Read more
Friday Funny & Thought
Friday, September 21, 2012      6 comments

Retreat to happy thoughts Find a mental “area of refuge.” Find ideas and memories that make you happy and turn to them when you find yourself dwelling on unpleasant thoughts. ____________________________
__________________ A dentist ... Read more
Thursday's Tease
Thursday, September 20, 2012      3 comments

Have you heard the doggy national anthem? It’s called the Star-Spaniel’d Banner. ... Read more
Wednesday Witticism
Wednesday, September 19, 2012      4 comments

Two women were walking in the woods one day when they came across a frog. “Please help me,” croaked the frog. “I’m a stockbroker, but an evil witch put a curse on me, and I was turned into a frog. If you kiss me, I’ll turn back into a human.” He... Read more
Tuesday Tickles and Thoughts
Tuesday, September 18, 2012      4 comments

Where did the seals like to go after work? A dive bar. emoticon _______________________ Do someone ... Read more
3 ways to stop being chronically late
Monday, September 17, 2012      3 comments

Need to take steps to be more prompt? The first is to identify the problem—then you can see more easily what you need to change. Are you late because … 1. you sleep too late? If you’re so exhausted in the morning that you sleep until the la... Read more
Sunday Sillies
Sunday, September 16, 2012      4 comments

A raccoon was preparing his will and decided on a simple solution for what to do with his fortune. He was going to Leave It To Beaver. _____________________ “I used to temp. I called a temp agency once. They were like, ‘Do you have any phone... Read more
Saturday Silly
Saturday, September 15, 2012      6 comments

What do you get when you cross a raccoon with a skunk? One seriously annoyed raccoon. ... Read more
Friday Funny
Friday, September 14, 2012      5 comments

Camelot: The fantastical oasis sought by idealistic camels. ... Read more
Thursday's Tease
Thursday, September 13, 2012      6 comments

What is the only bird that can lift a giant? A crane. emoticon ... Read more
Pencil in passion
Wednesday, September 12, 2012      4 comments

Pursue a passion. Identify it and find time for it in your ordinary day. Schedule time for it, just like a dentist’s appointment.... Read more
Tuesday Tickle
Tuesday, September 11, 2012      10 comments

A guy walks into a bar … A man went into a bar and ordered a succession of martinis. After each one, he removed the olive and put it into a jar. After two hours, the bartender was curious: “Why do you keep doing that?” “Because,” slur... Read more
PARADOXES OF HAPPINESS
Monday, September 10, 2012      4 comments

Work hard to be lazy. Burn energy to create energy. Make people happier by acknowledging that they’re not feeling happy.... Read more

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