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Friday Funny & Thought
Friday, September 21, 2012      6 comments

Retreat to happy thoughts Find a mental “area of refuge.” Find ideas and memories that make you happy and turn to them when you find yourself dwelling on unpleasant thoughts. ____________________________
__________________ A dentist ... Read more
Thursday's Tease
Thursday, September 20, 2012      3 comments

Have you heard the doggy national anthem? It’s called the Star-Spaniel’d Banner. ... Read more
Wednesday Witticism
Wednesday, September 19, 2012      4 comments

Two women were walking in the woods one day when they came across a frog. “Please help me,” croaked the frog. “I’m a stockbroker, but an evil witch put a curse on me, and I was turned into a frog. If you kiss me, I’ll turn back into a human.” He... Read more
Tuesday Tickles and Thoughts
Tuesday, September 18, 2012      4 comments

Where did the seals like to go after work? A dive bar. emoticon _______________________ Do someone ... Read more
3 ways to stop being chronically late
Monday, September 17, 2012      3 comments

Need to take steps to be more prompt? The first is to identify the problem—then you can see more easily what you need to change. Are you late because … 1. you sleep too late? If you’re so exhausted in the morning that you sleep until the la... Read more
Sunday Sillies
Sunday, September 16, 2012      4 comments

A raccoon was preparing his will and decided on a simple solution for what to do with his fortune. He was going to Leave It To Beaver. _____________________ “I used to temp. I called a temp agency once. They were like, ‘Do you have any phone... Read more
Saturday Silly
Saturday, September 15, 2012      6 comments

What do you get when you cross a raccoon with a skunk? One seriously annoyed raccoon. ... Read more
Friday Funny
Friday, September 14, 2012      5 comments

Camelot: The fantastical oasis sought by idealistic camels. ... Read more
Thursday's Tease
Thursday, September 13, 2012      6 comments

What is the only bird that can lift a giant? A crane. emoticon ... Read more
Pencil in passion
Wednesday, September 12, 2012      4 comments

Pursue a passion. Identify it and find time for it in your ordinary day. Schedule time for it, just like a dentist’s appointment.... Read more
Tuesday Tickle
Tuesday, September 11, 2012      10 comments

A guy walks into a bar … A man went into a bar and ordered a succession of martinis. After each one, he removed the olive and put it into a jar. After two hours, the bartender was curious: “Why do you keep doing that?” “Because,” slur... Read more
PARADOXES OF HAPPINESS
Monday, September 10, 2012      4 comments

Work hard to be lazy. Burn energy to create energy. Make people happier by acknowledging that they’re not feeling happy.... Read more
Crush Cravings
Sunday, September 09, 2012      3 comments

Next time you have a hankering for a doughnut or French fries, tell yourself you can eat them after working out and you may not want them after all. A new study found... Read more
Saturday Sillies
Saturday, September 08, 2012      5 comments

One day Billy the Bear forgot to wear his pants to work. Boy, was he em-bear-assed. __________________ What did the father buffalo say when he left his child? Bison.... Read more
Friday Funnies
Friday, September 07, 2012      8 comments

What do you call a bird who’ll believe anything you tell it? Gull-ible.... Read more

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