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Saturday Sillies

Saturday, September 08, 2012      5 comments

One day Billy the Bear forgot to wear his pants to work. Boy, was he em-bear-assed. __________________ What did the father buffalo say when he left his child? Bison.... Read more

Friday Funnies

Friday, September 07, 2012      8 comments

What do you call a bird who’ll believe anything you tell it? Gull-ible.... Read more

Thursday Tickles

Thursday, September 06, 2012      7 comments

The young frog was not a very good lawyer. He was too green. _____________________ I don't want to brag or make anybody jealous or anything...but I can still fit into my earrings that I wore in high school! _____________________ I s... Read more

Wednesday Words

Wednesday, September 05, 2012      5 comments

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a duck? Lunch for one. -------------------- Laugh out loud A great way to boost happiness: Laugh out loud. A typical young child laughs more than 400 times a day, a typical adult, 15 ... Read more

Tuesday Tickle

Tuesday, September 04, 2012      3 comments

Did you hear about the bank-robbing sheep that keeps evading the cops? He’s on the lamb. _________________ ... Read more

Stop Saying "I can't"

Monday, September 03, 2012      3 comments

emoticon Your mind really can trump matter, particularly when that matter is hot out of the oven. New evidenc... Read more

Long Story, Short

Sunday, September 02, 2012      5 comments

(From Weight Watchers Magazine) Readers shared their weight-loss journeys-in six words. 1. Started. Stopped. Started. Won't give up. 2. Repeat offender finally figures it out. 3. Believed she could so she did. 4. My favo... Read more

THUMBS UP/DOWN

Saturday, September 01, 2012      5 comments

emoticon Stairs 1, Elevator 0: Yet another reason to hoof it up the steps - they're faster than taking the... Read more

3 ways to make a good first impression

Friday, August 31, 2012      4 comments

1. Remember trait transfer. In “trait transference,” whatever you say about other people influences how people see you. If you describe a coworker as brilliant and charismatic, or arrogant and obnoxious, your acquaintance will tend to associate ... Read more

HAPPINESS: TRUE RULES

Thursday, August 30, 2012      1 comments

Happy people make people happy—but you can’t make someone be happy. ________________ Bert: Doctor, there’s a ringing in my ears. Is there something I can get for it? Doctor: Yeah, an answering machine.... Read more

Wednesday Words

Wednesday, August 29, 2012      4 comments

How do you know when a seal is happy? He becomes a seal of approval. ________________ In with the new If you do new things—visit a museum for the first time, learn a new game, travel to a new place, meet new people—you’re apt to be... Read more

Tuesday Thinker

Tuesday, August 28, 2012      5 comments

A bird named Soarah ran into an old, wingless friend. She waved and shouted: “Hi!” But the bird just kicked a pebble and replied: “Not anymore.” (You might have to read this one twice to get it - I did!)... Read more

5 questions to help you keep your cool

Monday, August 27, 2012      5 comments

When you feel yourself losing your temper, ask yourself: • Am I at fault? • Will acting this way solve anything? • Should I be helping instead of getting angry? • Am I uncomfortable (hungry, too hot, too cold, have a headache)? • Ca... Read more

Sunday Sillies

Sunday, August 26, 2012      7 comments

Did you hear about the children’s book on cheetahs? It’s called See Spots Run. ______________________ “I was on the street. This guy waved to me, and he came up to me and said, ‘I’m sorry, I thought you were someone else.’ And I said, ... Read more

Saturday Silly

Saturday, August 25, 2012      5 comments

What did the cheetah with insomnia desperately want? A cat nap.... Read more


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