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Tuesday Tickle
Tuesday, September 11, 2012      10 comments

A guy walks into a bar … A man went into a bar and ordered a succession of martinis. After each one, he removed the olive and put it into a jar. After two hours, the bartender was curious: “Why do you keep doing that?” “Because,” slur... Read more
PARADOXES OF HAPPINESS
Monday, September 10, 2012      4 comments

Work hard to be lazy. Burn energy to create energy. Make people happier by acknowledging that they’re not feeling happy.... Read more
Crush Cravings
Sunday, September 09, 2012      3 comments

Next time you have a hankering for a doughnut or French fries, tell yourself you can eat them after working out and you may not want them after all. A new study found... Read more
Saturday Sillies
Saturday, September 08, 2012      5 comments

One day Billy the Bear forgot to wear his pants to work. Boy, was he em-bear-assed. __________________ What did the father buffalo say when he left his child? Bison.... Read more
Friday Funnies
Friday, September 07, 2012      8 comments

What do you call a bird who’ll believe anything you tell it? Gull-ible.... Read more
Thursday Tickles
Thursday, September 06, 2012      7 comments

The young frog was not a very good lawyer. He was too green. _____________________ I don't want to brag or make anybody jealous or anything...but I can still fit into my earrings that I wore in high school! _____________________ I s... Read more
Wednesday Words
Wednesday, September 05, 2012      5 comments

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a duck? Lunch for one. -------------------- Laugh out loud A great way to boost happiness: Laugh out loud. A typical young child laughs more than 400 times a day, a typical adult, 15 ... Read more
Tuesday Tickle
Tuesday, September 04, 2012      3 comments

Did you hear about the bank-robbing sheep that keeps evading the cops? He’s on the lamb. _________________ ... Read more
Stop Saying "I can't"
Monday, September 03, 2012      3 comments

emoticon Your mind really can trump matter, particularly when that matter is hot out of the oven. New evidenc... Read more
Long Story, Short
Sunday, September 02, 2012      5 comments

(From Weight Watchers Magazine) Readers shared their weight-loss journeys-in six words. 1. Started. Stopped. Started. Won't give up. 2. Repeat offender finally figures it out. 3. Believed she could so she did. 4. My favo... Read more
THUMBS UP/DOWN
Saturday, September 01, 2012      5 comments

emoticon Stairs 1, Elevator 0: Yet another reason to hoof it up the steps - they're faster than taking the... Read more
3 ways to make a good first impression
Friday, August 31, 2012      4 comments

1. Remember trait transfer. In “trait transference,” whatever you say about other people influences how people see you. If you describe a coworker as brilliant and charismatic, or arrogant and obnoxious, your acquaintance will tend to associate ... Read more
HAPPINESS: TRUE RULES
Thursday, August 30, 2012      1 comments

Happy people make people happy—but you can’t make someone be happy. ________________ Bert: Doctor, there’s a ringing in my ears. Is there something I can get for it? Doctor: Yeah, an answering machine.... Read more
Wednesday Words
Wednesday, August 29, 2012      4 comments

How do you know when a seal is happy? He becomes a seal of approval. ________________ In with the new If you do new things—visit a museum for the first time, learn a new game, travel to a new place, meet new people—you’re apt to be... Read more
Tuesday Thinker
Tuesday, August 28, 2012      5 comments

A bird named Soarah ran into an old, wingless friend. She waved and shouted: “Hi!” But the bird just kicked a pebble and replied: “Not anymore.” (You might have to read this one twice to get it - I did!)... Read more

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