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Wednesday Witticisms
Wednesday, August 15, 2012      9 comments

The monkey would eat and eat and eat and never get full. He was starting to think he had an ape worm. _______________________ What does the sign outside the drug rehab center say? KEEP OFF THE GRASS.... Read more
Tuesday Teasers
Tuesday, August 14, 2012      7 comments

What do you call a snake you can’t trust? Slippery. _________________- A giant panda walked into a restaurant. He ordered dinner, ate it, and then pulled out a gun and shot the waiter. Terrified, the manager emerged from the kitchen as ... Read more
Monday Mirth
Monday, August 13, 2012      5 comments

What do you call two horses who live next to each other? Neiighh-bors!... Read more
Sunday Silly
Sunday, August 12, 2012      10 comments

A seal and an otter were having a swimming race. The seal won by a whisker! ... Read more
Saturday Silly
Saturday, August 11, 2012      6 comments

Did you hear about the seal who won the lottery? She totally flipped out! ... Read more
Friday Funny
Friday, August 10, 2012      6 comments

What did the dog put in his cereal? Milk bones. emoticon... Read more
Thursday Tickle
Thursday, August 09, 2012      3 comments

A rabbit was planning a big trip. Her friends came by to say bon voyage and gave her a card: “Hare today, gone tomorrow!” ... Read more
Wednesday Witticisms
Wednesday, August 08, 2012      4 comments

Where did the bird keep its money? In one of its bill-folds. ____________________ The mayor was driving to work when he noticed a workman digging a row of holes down the side of the road. But as soon as the holes were dug, another workm... Read more
Tuesday Tease
Tuesday, August 07, 2012      10 comments

What do you call a hippo that’s good at golf? A hippo-putt-amus.... Read more
Monday Mirth
Monday, August 06, 2012      3 comments

Where does a lion sleep? Anywhere it wants to! __________________ 4 ways to act like a true friend Everyone from ancient philosophers to contemporary scientists agrees that friendship is one of the keys to happiness. How do you ... Read more
Sunday Sillies
Sunday, August 05, 2012      6 comments

What was the tortoise doing on the highway? About 100 millimeters per hour. __________________ I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book’s autograph. -singer Kanye West... Read more
Anger Management
Saturday, August 04, 2012      3 comments

Sure, it's tempting to blow up at the pal who kept you waiting...again. But unless you're a Real Housewife desperate for screen time, it's far healthier to learn how to dial down your fury. Give yourself a time-out by following the four R'... Read more
Friday Frolic!
Friday, August 03, 2012      6 comments

Two aliens in a spaceship were hovering over a golf course, watching a man play alone. They had never seen golf before but they surmised it was some kind of game. They watched with interest as he messed up his tee shot, hit the ball into the woo... Read more
Thursday's Tee-Hee's
Thursday, August 02, 2012      6 comments

A kitten was sure it could win a race against a cheetah. She’d soon realize that was im-paws-able. emoticon ___... Read more
Wednesday Witticisms
Wednesday, August 01, 2012      3 comments

How can you tell when Belugas are sad? They really wail. ----------------------------
----- • What activities make you feel calmer and more serene? Taking a shower, playing with your dog? • What’s your favorite form of exercise?... Read more

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